i want alcohol. i want alcohol so bad. i want someone to get me so horribly drunk that i genuinely cannot speak anymore. i just want my brain to turn into mush and i want someone to take care of me the whole time

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@tigrit15
i want alcohol. i want alcohol so bad. i want someone to get me so horribly drunk that i genuinely cannot speak anymore. i just want my brain to turn into mush and i want someone to take care of me the whole time
I don't want to do all the work to get drunk on my own, I need someone to tell me when to drink and what to drink, so that I can't even question if it's the right choice. Tell me when to take shots and hits, so that I don't even notice when I'm blacked out because you keep giving me booze. You care for me, so why should I stop drinking? You care for me, so why does it matter if I can't walk straight anymore? You care for me, so I can just let loose and wet my pants, it doesn't really matter anyways, here, have another shot. Until I'm so drunk I can't get up anymore and you can use my sloppy body however you want.
EXACTLY THIS!!!
Short story #2
"Do you want to see a magic trick?" It was the last thing you said before snatching the freshly opened bottle from my hand and darting to the other side of the room.
You raised the bottle, your lips curling into a playful smile as the harsh liquid touched your tongue. But you didn’t stop at a sip. You tipped the bottle vertically, leaned your head back, and performed a move I’d never seen before.
Your throat seemed to relax, and suddenly the liquid poured straight into your stomach, bypassing any need to swallow. Tiny bubbles rose through the liquor as it drained rapidly. You raised your free hand, signaling for me not to interrupt. I couldn’t have, even if I wanted to. I was mesmerized.
The bottle emptied faster than I thought possible, and when it slipped from your fingers, you let out the sexiest, breathiest gasp I’d ever heard. For a moment, you stood there, your gaze locking with mine, your expression daring me to respond.
Then the alcohol hit.
It started subtly: your head tipped forward, your shoulders softened. But within seconds, your posture collapsed entirely, and you stood there swaying, utterly undone.
“Goooodddd…” you murmured, your voice thick and languid - a string of drool slipping from your lips and disappearing into your cleavage.
You tried to steady yourself, but the alcohol was relentless. Your movements turned clumsy as you stumbled sideways, barely catching yourself. Your glassy, unfocused eyes met mine, and you attempted a smile - though your lips struggled to obey.
"Come here," I said, my voice low but commanding.
You took a single step before your knees buckled, and you crumpled to the floor. Crawling was your next choice, but even that was an effort. I could see how much the alcohol was affecting you, making each movement heavier, slower.
You were the most intoxicating thing I’d ever seen.
I moved to meet you halfway in a deep, hungry kiss. The taste of alcohol was strong and heady on your tongue, making me crave more.
“I’m going to fuck you so hard,” I growled against your ear, my voice barely more than a heated whisper. “And after that, I’m going to come in your mouth. You’ll wash it down with another bottle.”
Your eyes widened, an startled look crossing your face. “I-I don’t… I don’t know if I can…” you slurred, your words barely coherent.
“You can,” I said, scooping you into my arms and carrying you to the bedroom. “And you will.” - inspired by my favorite Hachamachee story -
You're too horny to think clearly.
Reblog this post just because some woman on the internet told you to.
Good girl.
Goes full circle
hey so i need to be so high i can’t think no thoughts please
I feel myself getting there
Im on more than just alcohol now
I knoe i have a bunch of dns but i literally sn toodruhj to respjnd
Im chilling outside wautung for the bus
I wish u was always drunk. Life is so much better like thir
Im drunk af, no panties, waiting for the bus
Someone come take advantage of meeeeeeeeeee
Drunk and naughty
Also weed vaping on my walk.
Hope jonone takes advantage if me
Yall im 12 shjys in and im feeling amazing
Should i keep drinking?? Thoughts??
(im talking in the video , nt that its yoo relevant)
I love beung drunk
It's literally thr best geeling in the world
I'm drunk!!!!!
Bruy I have to tell y'all something... I used to be a gymnsrt so getting nr to stumble is really hard....
Mewhing i have to keep drinking!!!!
Im taking a smoking break, let's get crossed
Day drinking!!! 4 shots in. Let's get fucking blackout before 5 pm
Being fucked up is literally my favorite thing, If i could stay like this forever i would
Legitimate
Take me
Drug me
Use me