how thick is wall?

what if david mitchell was called david bitchell and he was bisexual but also a bitch

[tigth]

“that’s not how i wank!”

an intro post to end all other intro posts

• kew or q (it’s pronounced the same way)

• he/she pronouns

• genderqueer lesbian (🐝💗)

• english/australian

this is mostly a peep show, markjez and related britcom blog but i may repost other things i’m interested in (such as what’s listed below) here and there

i am a massive rpf shipper im not in favour of discussing the ethicality of this just block me if you don’t like it thanks heart emoji

i mainly ship corenmitchellbrooker (any and all variations within) corenhuq (which i quite frankly may have made up) mitchellwebb and mitchellmack (depending on whether i like lee mack on that day or not) again if you don’t like this just ignore or block

i love tv - peep show, tmawl, bruiser, taskmaster, screenwipe, 10 o’clock live, this is going to hurt, community, doctor who*, sherlock, house md, superstore and stranger things.. to name a few

i’m a big huge stinking fan of david mitchell, victoria coren, charlie brooker, sue perkins and ben whishaw. i also like adam kay and robert webb.

i’m also a very big music nerd (my lastfm for evidence) my favourite artists right now are jane remover, underscores, ben folds, radiohead, slayyyter, black country new road, the smiths, charli xcx, yves (and loona) and nmixx, but i dabble in pretty much all genres.

i am very VERY obsessed with charlie brooker at the moment. Very obsessed. if you ever want any information on him i’m bound to have access to it (including some old fan works) i’m in the process of creating a masterpost/archive/website thing to store all of his old shows and writing (as the copyrighted music in screenwipe and much of his other shows rendered them ineligible for physical releases so now the only place to watch it is online) and i will put it here when it’s completed. or you can just dm me for the unfinished link lol.

dni list : don’t be a cunt basically, zionists, TERFs, graham lineham supporters (are there any?) (if there are BLOCK ME I HATE YOU)

my edits are under #my cringeworthy edits and you can find more on my tiktok.

i still don’t technically understand tumblr etiquette or anything the such so if i’ve done something considered rude or idiotic it’s probably because i’m so genuinely terrible at using this website i’ve gone and fucked it to hell.

*if you’re curious, my favourite doctors are two, nine, twelve, and shalka (in that order)

[sharrrkish]

British show where the chubby hamster looking guy makes the twink piss himself. I’m a huge fan of this show🥺

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i’m so in love with all the funny names people have had for david in the response to That tweet . obviously Chubby hamster but i’ve also had:

Napoleon from Bill and Ted

“holy shit this guys eyes are huge”

the guy from that unlisted dan and phil video from 2012

and the “piss yourself guy” who has “glass marble gigantic eyes”

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surprisingly high effort mitchellbrooker edit from me … i made this instead of studying for physics paper 1. if i fail im blaming david mitchell and charlie brooker directly

[tigth]

made a markjez tweet that accidentally Blew up and now people are Fundamentally misunderstanding Markjez as a ship

no they do not fancy eachother . no they do not think the other is attractive. they barely even want to fuck the other. their relationship is entirely contractual . they get off on the suffering of the other. stop labelling them as “toxic yaoi” they are nothing of the sort . Please

[blaineskindagay]

I understand it was time for a new man to hyperfixate on but why David Mitchell?

[averagedndemon]

I fully understand everyone’s actions in lord of the flies because if that island was as hot as England is right now I’d have killed someone too

[houseofplague]

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

Have you seen The Mitchell and Webb Situation (2001)?

Yes

Partially

No, but I've heard of it

Never heard of it

Voting ended onMay 28

[tigth]

68.3% never heard of it we have lost the ancient mitchellwebb Texts

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i don’t think i ever clarified on this but too many people in the reblogs did Nottttt understand this 😭😭😭 firstly i’ve never watched hr And never plan to and secondly it was Nottttt a serious recommendation it was a joke i originally saw about the blair/brown years docudrama that i made into a 10oclock live joke about dmitch and cbrooker… and then i made it into a peep show joke about them being Gay and Hating eachother (aka a True heated rivalry) … if you’re a HR fan i actually DONT recommend watching peep show because i don’t like you unless you’re somehow my irl viola or my twitter oomf shui

creds to wolfie for this brilliant image he posted on twitter

Also another side note if you do like peep show Come say hi on twitter me and wolfie are Really insane about it and post a Lot about markjez piss 💗

[dr-ocelot]

He is 3 apples 🍎 tall.

[tigth]

new mitchell and webb podcast we are so back

[hyrude]

the author’s barely disguised job they worked in their early 20s

[squibo]

Jez and mark req from cr3at1v3ly-chall3ng3d

[tigth]

victoria coren and david mitchell aegyo-maxxing at the baftas last night

[driftwooddestiel]

been doing pretty much nothing but chemistry study all day today so i gave myself a break by colouring in a charlie drawing i did for 4/20 🙂‍↕️ original meme under the cut

[tigth]

meow meow goes the mark

bark bark goes the jez

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

I’m sort of poisoning my flatmate