“that’s not how i wank!”
an intro post to end all other intro posts
• kew or q (it’s pronounced the same way)
• he/him
• genderqueer lesbian (🐝💗)
• english/australian
this is mostly a peep show, markjez and related britcom blog but i may repost other things i’m interested in (such as what’s listed below) here and there
i am a massive rpf shipper im not in favour of discussing the ethicality of this just block me if you don’t like it thanks heart emoji
i mainly ship corenmitchellbrooker (any and all variations within) corenhuq (which i quite frankly may have made up) mitchellwebb and mitchellmack (depending on whether i like lee mack on that day or not) again if you don’t like this just ignore or block
i love tv - peep show, tmawl, bruiser, taskmaster, screenwipe, 10 o’clock live, this is going to hurt, community, doctor who*, sherlock, house md, superstore and stranger things.. to name a few
i’m a big huge stinking fan of david mitchell, victoria coren, charlie brooker, sue perkins and ben whishaw. i also like adam kay and robert webb.
i’m also a very big music nerd (my lastfm for evidence) my favourite artists right now are jane remover, underscores, ben folds, radiohead, slayyyter, black country new road, the smiths, charli xcx, yves (and loona) and nmixx, but i dabble in pretty much all genres.
i am very VERY obsessed with charlie brooker at the moment. Very obsessed. if you ever want any information on him i’m bound to have access to it (including some old fan works) i’m in the process of creating a masterpost/archive/website thing to store all of his old shows and writing (as the copyrighted music in screenwipe and much of his other shows rendered them ineligible for physical releases so now the only place to watch it is online) and i will put it here when it’s completed. or you can just dm me for the unfinished link lol.
dni list : don’t be a cunt basically, zionists, TERFs, graham lineham supporters (are there any?) (if there are BLOCK ME I HATE YOU)
my edits are under #my cringeworthy edits and you can find more on my tiktok.
i still don’t technically understand tumblr etiquette or anything the such so if i’ve done something considered rude or idiotic it’s probably because i’m so genuinely terrible at using this website i’ve gone and fucked it to hell.
*if you’re curious, my favourite doctors are two, nine, twelve, and shalka (in that order)











