◜ the book of mormon ; act ii ◇ ask memes ◞
❝ so what the fuck does that mean? ❞
❝ let’s skip that part. ❞
❝ for three hours we’ve been listening to him talk about stupid shit that happened on the other side of the world. what does that have to do with us? ❞
❝ i just told a lie. well, no, i didn’t lie- i just used my imagination. ❞
❝ you’re making things up again, { name }. ❞
❝ you’re digging yourself a deep hole. ❞
❝ for the clitoris is holy amongst all things said he. ❞
❝ the funny thing is… i don’t really remember getting here. ❞
❝ no, please!! i don’t want to go back! ❞
❝ you think that’s bad? i broke rule seventy-two. ❞
❝ please, give me one more chance! ❞
❝ i can’t believe jesus called me a dick! ❞
❝ you had the hell dream, didn’t you. was i in it? ❞
❝ ever since i was a child, i tried to be the best. so what happened? ❞
❝ a warlord who shoots people in the face. what’s so scary about that? ❞
❝ i can’t allow myself to have any doubt. ❞
❝ i believe that god has a plan for all of us. and i believe that plan involves me getting my own planet. ❞
❝ satan has a hold of you. ❞
❝ the power of christ compels you! ❞
❝ they are so fucking weird. ❞
❝ i’m about to do it for the first time. and i’m gonna do it with a girl! ❞
❝ he makes my heart kinda flutter, like a moth in a cucoon. ❞
❝ i’m so happy you’re about to be my first. ❞
❝ i’m wet with salvation! ❞
❝ it blows my fucking mind! ❞
❝ well, well, well. if it isn’t super-mormon! ❞
❝ i woke up, that’s what happened! ❞
❝ of course you woke up, you drank twelve cups of coffee! ❞
❝ you’re doing everything i was supposed to do, isn’t that a little telling? that the universe doesn’t work the way we’re told! ❞
❝ i worked, and i worked, and even when i studied stories and i thought ‘hey, that doesn’t make any sense’, i kept working! because i was told i’d get everything i always wanted! ❞
❝ bullpoop. that is bullpoop, { name }. ❞
❝ don’t talk to me, and don’t touch me! ❞
❝ necrophilia, what are you doing here? ❞
❝ take these fucking golden plates! ❞
❝ let’s be really fucking polite to everyone!! ❞
❝ now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. ❞
❝ i think they liked it. ❞
❝ you have crushed my soul. i hope you all had a good laugh. ❞
❝ how could i let my hopes get so high? ❞
❝ you gave me a dream, but it was all a lie. ❞
❝ but they were happy. and hopeful. and wearing costumes. ❞
❝ { name }… was eaten by lions. ❞
❝ salt lake city isn’t an actual place. it’s an idea. a metaphor. ❞
❝ that’s fucking stupid. ❞
❝ you know what guys…. FUCK HIM! ❞
❝ you want to stay here with me? ❞
❝ don’t worry, little buddy. ❞
❝ tomorrow is a latter day. ❞
❝ i can almost see it now… ❞
❝ did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing? ❞
❝ this book will change your life. ❞