huh

:^)

[comfybutter]

girls looooove telling you their favorite numbers when being photographed. it's usually 2 or 4

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[pierogiy]

first time drawing either of them, somehow

[samglyph]

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

[fatherkrasmazov]

[fairycosmos]

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

[teaboot]

”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.

[teaboot]

Please invite me to the function. I’ll be all tsundere about it

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[devilcat3d]

there's just not enough time in the day for video games. even when I want to play them and dont have anything else going on I still don't end up playing them. this is because there's actually only four hours in the day and nobody is talking about this

[anonyymoose]

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

[noshowjones]

"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

[sacred-portal]

[mamoswole]

[northernolddragon]

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

[milletude]

[irondive]