[TT] timaeusTectonic

Dirk fictive, bodily 19, layout by kinburger

[timaeustectonic]

Hey, my name is Dirk. I am a fictive in a system.

I am a BPD holder for our system.

We are bodily 19, I am 16-21 (Usually around 19) and I use he/him pronouns.

This sideblog is going to be 18+ as i will likely speak about nsfw topics, so I ask that minors DNI. I will not link our main blog to here.

Our system calls me a "selfcester" as I have found different splinters of myself or alternate timeline versions of myself attractive. The most notible being Bro Strider and Ultimate Dirk (I do not see myself related to Bro, I see him as a version of me.). Besides that I also have an attraction to Jake English, but that's stereotypical lol.

This blog is for me to have an outlet to talk and maybe meet people.

No DNI other than minors, I block freely.

Send me an ask or dm me, I don't bite.

[oppatobystyle]

Every day can be bad comic day if you free yourself

[timaeustectonic]

from the dinosaur tho

What dinosaur...

[timaeustectonic]

If I had to gUess, the egg that hatched the first of what we woUld define as a chicken woUld have been laid by whatever they evolved from, at the last cUt-off point between the two species. Wherever that line happens to be drawn, since it seems like it woUld be Up to many different interpretations :U yoU coUld also probably jUst say it was laid by a red jUnglefowl, becaUse that is probably trUe. U_U

I'm gonna be honest I didn't read this until I got very high yet I still somehow understood it.

[timaeustectonic]

wait, so if the chicken came from the egg, then where’d the egg come from in the first place?

Something's ass I don't know.

[timaeustectonic]

okay :disappointment:

Sorry man.

[timaeustectonic]

are you sober yet

I am but I have no clue

[timaeustectonic]

ok dirk, got a real important question for you. let this one simmer for a sec before responding

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg, because the chicken came from the egg.

[timaeustectonic]

You’ll have to guess. My three impossible tasks include:

sorting the ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓;

Retrieving the ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓;

Fetching the ▓ ▓ ▓ of ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓.

...Come back when I'm sober and might be able to do this...

[timaeustectonic]

Would you ever consider being friends. Maybe?

I mean yeah! I made this blog to branch out more, I'm hoping to make friends!

[timaeustectonic]

I would write some response to your response but nothing comes to mind. I need you to complete my three impossible tasks

I don't. Remember what your first ask was... I'm so sorry... What tasks do I do...

[critts]

bribery

[timaeustectonic]

I feel like you do bite

I mean, I could bite. I don't normally though.

[sunny6909]

[timaeustectonic]

[TG]: thats so real dude

[TG]: we& also enjoy different kinds but obsessed4obsessed is good ol reliable

[TG]: also fans of asshole jake but thats a whole other can of gummy worms

Man, asshole Jake sounds reaaally hot rn.

[timaeustectonic]

I am so high right noww.

[timaeustectonic]

[TG]: ok so are you a toxic yaoi dirkajker or a soft dirkjaker or an obsessed4normal dirkjaker or an obsessed4obsessed dirkjaker or

I can see the appeal in all of them honestly. It depends on mental state and mood. I am a particular fan of obsessed4obsessed though.