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Ansehelm | 20s | ey/he clip his wings, he don't deserve the halo

[zombiesama]

× Ansehelm × 23 × ey/he × Artist ×

× LINKS × Commissions: OPEN via Ko-Fi or Toyhou.se

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

[write-with-will]

It’s okay to say ‘bitch me too’ even if I’ve never seen you before in my life dude

[whatonearthisgoingon]

everyone can say bitch me too

moots

followers

moots-in-law

strangers

even enemies

[thegunlady]

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

[seraph5]

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

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[pnglove]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[fairycosmos]

music songs and lyrics. its just unbelievable

[fairycosmos]

theres even talk of albums. performances

[corvidcall]

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

[o0fyuu0o]

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Great time to start pricing this out by the way, fire season starts… on the summer solstice this year, that’s fun. Signs point to it being a doozy.

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

anyway. we have got to break down this dumbass idea that books are somehow a sacred class of item inherently better and more valuable than other ways of conveying stories

[sycamorality]

i said something and it made me feel a lot of emotions

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[zombiesama]

Ouch. I'm being ignored?

[zombiesama]

planning for the pride picnic was today (er, yesterday now) and one of the older ally ladies misgendered me when we left and her face got so red and she apologized and hugged me and I feel so bad like bestie it wasn't intentional or malicious, it's so fine dont worry about it 😭🥺

[zombiesama]

August pfp with the pansexual flag!!

@collosso-chaos

here ya go!

[zombiesama]

Also Gris pfp with a gay flag behind him

yay gris!!!

[zombiesama]

Could I get a Cthoni pfp w/ an omnisexual flag and the non-binary flag? Thank you, love that you do this. It's so nice!

Here ya go! I've been doing this every pride month since like 2018-ish? It's fun and makes people happy :)