Carson🪐

he/him

[timdrakesuperspy]

hi👋

Carson! he/him, 18, ao3 timdrakesuperspy

my homies: @kaerayhn, @temmixx, @rains-bass-strings, @riseriseleo, @fixation-central, @scuppy, @shelbylynn13

talk to me about anything 👍 seriously. i mean anything.

(this is a second blog bc my first one [@duckducktim] had too much stuff on it to delete so i just moved🤷‍♂️)

[salamie-baby]

Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream - Personality Chart

Feel free to save and share around. This is just a simple cheat sheet to get the personality you want fast. I made this based on the European localisation btw, the US one should take the same inputs but the descriptions for the personalities might be different. I unno. Enjoy

[timdrakesuperspy]

my boys…..

[sumpter]

scenes for my tim drake, 90s style, coming-of-age robin movie that takes place during the knightfall/knightquest era:

- he skitches to school marty mcfly style. passes by a bunch of wanted posters of azbat

- getting ready as robin montage, but filmed like a teenager getting ready for school. he’s hopping around pulling his leggings on and shoving food in his face, falling over on the floor. desperately trying to get his hair spiked in a way that will stay.

-when asked at school where he got his black eye from he responds “i fell down the stairs” and the. it smash cuts to him being thrown down the stairs by killer croc

-full-on crash out crying in the red bird bc he’s so alone

-has to save anarky from being murdered by azbats and they team up to form the shittiest teen duo ever. so much bickering. (kinda solves his problem of being Alone tho)

-every time he tries to call dickie g he gets sent to voicemail and we get a glimpse of dick doing something equally insane, like on a different planet or fighting blockbuster or smth. (this does not help with tim Feeling Alone)

[timdrakesuperspy]

[timdrakesuperspy]

im so pissed because what do you mean theyre giving TACTILE TELEKINESIS to the SWAGLESS FREAK. TACTILE TELEKINESIS? KON-ELS VERY OWN TTK?????

get the fuck out of my face. im so pissed. i wish dc still did reader response columns so i could send thm hatemail.

[timdrakesuperspy]

okay i slept and im not AS pissed but im still not impressed with this chud. bro has the power of friendship-powered telekinesis

[timdrakesuperspy]

im so pissed because what do you mean theyre giving TACTILE TELEKINESIS to the SWAGLESS FREAK. TACTILE TELEKINESIS? KON-ELS VERY OWN TTK?????

get the fuck out of my face. im so pissed. i wish dc still did reader response columns so i could send thm hatemail.

[mae-kent]

my luthor ii guide zine!! free to use & print as you like. my venmo is here if you’d like to send me a few dollars to fund my mae merch addiction <3

[timdrakesuperspy]

patron saint of staying at a job you hate because all your coworkers are absolute fucking morons and no one can do their job right but SOMEONE has to do it and unfortunately you are the only one who actually can

[timdrakesuperspy]

i left and enjoy my new job so much more🎉

[timdrakesuperspy]

orugrhshggh i love art i love project hail mary i love goat i love movies. black furries are the most important people ever and in space no one can hear your gender.

[timdrakesuperspy]

au where tim learned how to cook from alfred and meets kon at a cooking show and on screen theyre no less cutthroat to each other than they should be but rumors start flying when tim, notorious for not sharing the ingredients he already has, shares with kon

[eiirisworkshop]

The Fanfic Author’s Guide to Metatext

(As Used on Ao3) by Eiiri

Also available as a PDF here. This thing is 13,000 words.  The PDF is recommended.

Intro: What is Metatext?

Metatext is everything we fanfic authors post along with our story that is not the story itself: title, tags, summary, author’s notes, even the rating.

It is how we communicate to potential readers what they’re signing themselves up for if they choose to read our story, how we let them make informed decisions regarding which fics they want to read, how we get their interest and, frequently, how they find our story in the first place. A lot of metatext acts as a consent mechanism for readers, it’s the informed part of informed consent.

Since most of us who write fanfic also read it, we understand how important this is! But, for the most part, no one ever teaches us how to use metatext; we have to pick it up by osmosis. That makes it hard to learn how to use it well, we all suck at it when we first start out, and some of us may go years without learning particular conventions that seem obvious to others in our community. This creates frustration for everybody.

Enter this guide!

This is meant to be a sort of handbook for fic writers, particularly those of us who post on Archive of Our Own, laying out and explaining the established metatext conventions already in use in our community so we (and our readers!) are all on the same page. It will also provide some best-practices tips.

The point is to give all of us the tools to communicate with our audience as clearly and effectively as possible, so the people who want to read a story like ours can find it and recognize it as what they’re looking for, those who don’t want to read a story like ours can easily tell it’s not their cup of tea and avoid it, nobody gets hurt, and everybody has fun—including us!

Now that we know what we’re talking about, let’s get on with the guide! The following content sections appear in the order one is expected to provide each kind of metatext when posting a fic on Ao3, but first….

Keep reading

[starsapphire]

r/Advice How can I show my daughter I support her while also making it clear that I think her boyfriend's obsessive-compulsive disorder makes him a genetically superior heir to my evil empire, but also that she needs to kill him anyway because he keeps refusing to join me in wiping the human race from the face of the earth?

[starsapphire]

Basically what the title says. I (M892) started a small business when I was younger that grew over the years, and now I run an evil mercenary ecoterrorist organization with locations in multiple countries. Although my favourite daughter (F25) -- let's call her T -- is incredibly smart and has a business degree, I can't pass it down to her because she's a girl (and before anyone starts, I'm NOT sexist, my wife was a woman). My useless son (M??) won't be inheriting.

All this to say, I was happy to meet T's boyfriend B (M29), who I think would be the perfect heir. He's a genius, business-minded, and has a unique blend of complex PTSD and obsessive-compulsive disorder that would make him a fantastic cult leader. Even if my daughter wasn't female, T only has PTSD from being raised in a cult and watching her mother die as a child, not both parents, unlike B. He's American but I don't hold that against him.

Unfortunately, when I raised this offer to B, he got angry and refused, claiming that he "would never help me wipe out the human race" and "doesn't kill people" and that I "deserve to pay for my crimes against humanity." I know all young people say these sorts of things, but it was really hurtful to hear them from a young man I care more about than my own (admittedly ugly) son.

Obviously, B needs to die for this, but he's very good at avoiding my assassins and death squads. My best bet is having T get close enough to kill him, but she doesn't seem to want to. I understand she loves B, but he still needs to be killed off and maybe resurrected in such a way that his broken mind is more amenable to taking on the job.

How do I show T that I love and support her, and empathize with her feelings, but that her boyfriend needs to be assassinated and she's going to have to help me, unless she wants to be tortured in a magical hot spring like the one that killed her mother (again)?

[timdrakesuperspy]

up... up... wup

[timdrakesuperspy]

should tactile telekinesis be able to manipulate lantern constructs?

[timdrakesuperspy]

consider a character study type thing about the fuck-off massive bed in wayne manor and how its big enough to fit bruce and all his kids, because thomas and martha bought it to be big enough to fit both them and alfred and bruce and all the kids they wanted to have

[timdrakesuperspy]

jason calling omega bruce “ma” >>>>>>>>>