Timekeeper Cookie

NOT actually offical

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

INTRO POST!!

Greetings, All of you~ hello Characters in the blog are: ------------------------------- Timekeeper cookie They/She Talks "Like this" ------------------------------- Crossiant Cookie She/They Talks ("Like this") ------------------------------- And maybe somebody else at some point.. :3 ew.. Mod uses They/It Blog run by @totally-not-called-zandik / @da-smootzer My other blogs are @ask-alterra-corp, @hastur-offical, @the-unyielding-loudness, and @jsab-the-choice. Moderator is 13 dont be a freak.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ @cave-johnson-official }

{ I did it, boss. I punched a stabilized hole from our universe into the Moneyverse. }

{ I’ve got bosch setting up a pneumatic diversity vent leading into our universe as we speak. }

{ I’m still struggling to believe I even found the place at all.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Guess who's getting a raise. Me! I guess you can get dental coverage now but you arent getting any of that money.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Hang on, you’re Cave Prime, right? The money funnel leads from the moneyverse to the Prime universe. Unless you’re from here you’re not actually getting any of the money. }

{ Just gotta make sure you’re not trying to leech off our money funnel. I know you’re not above it, seeing as the PeTI exists.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Of course i'm Prime Cave! I'm the best Cave there is!

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

Hiya, Sorry to sorta shove myself in the conversation, but this reeallyy breaks up the spacetime laws..! I may have to arrest you if you do this again.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Funny, I could’ve sworn the Time Lords were the ultimate authority when it comes to the legality of time travel.. }

{ Before they went extinct, that is. }

{ Either way, apart from my involvement this has nothing to do with time travel, and even then it’s only tangential. Cave is from a parallel universe, not a separate timeline. And believe me, I know a lot about those. }

{ In any case we both have things about the multiverse to upkeep, you have maintaining chronological consistency and I have.. }

{ Well, I’m not really at liberty to say what I do in terms of upkeep. It drives most people mad finding out, after all.. }

[thefactsphereofficial]

FACT: The time lords are forbidden from using their time abilities, unless it is in a dire situation.

[the-definite-article-official]

You’re right about us having restrictions on interfering with other species’ affairs, but We don’t have “time abilities.” The closest thing to that we have is being able to sense if something’s off with time, I.E. anachronisms, but we as a species rely almost entirely on TARDISes for space-time travel.

Now that I think about it, you seem to exclusively say things that aren’t true.. maybe you should consider a name change.

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

I have heard a lot about you lot! Maybe some of you should work for the TBD at some point. You'd be very useful there.

[dr-rylandgrace]

Have you listened to Project Hail Mary soundtracks? I think there's some music on the ship,,,

If you have, what's your favourite? [My favorite is Believe In The Hail Mary :DD]

The what..?

There’s a soundtrack for the project?

I need to look this up—

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

Oh my. Not good.. I'll need to remove this timeline branch quickly..! Please do not panic..

[dr-rylandgrace]

Wh— no you don’t—! I didn’t see anything. This anon didn’t exist. Everything is fine—!

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

Hmmm... I'll believe you for now then.. I am quite busy dealing with a certain SOMEBODY messing up the timeline.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ @cave-johnson-official }

{ I did it, boss. I punched a stabilized hole from our universe into the Moneyverse. }

{ I’ve got bosch setting up a pneumatic diversity vent leading into our universe as we speak. }

{ I’m still struggling to believe I even found the place at all.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Guess who's getting a raise. Me! I guess you can get dental coverage now but you arent getting any of that money.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Hang on, you’re Cave Prime, right? The money funnel leads from the moneyverse to the Prime universe. Unless you’re from here you’re not actually getting any of the money. }

{ Just gotta make sure you’re not trying to leech off our money funnel. I know you’re not above it, seeing as the PeTI exists.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Of course i'm Prime Cave! I'm the best Cave there is!

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

Hiya, Sorry to sorta shove myself in the conversation, but this reeallyy breaks up the spacetime laws..! I may have to arrest you if you do this again.

[cave-johnson-official]

Space time Shmace time money trumps all

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

EXCUSEEE MEEEE??

[aperture-hr-official]

{ @cave-johnson-official }

{ I did it, boss. I punched a stabilized hole from our universe into the Moneyverse. }

{ I’ve got bosch setting up a pneumatic diversity vent leading into our universe as we speak. }

{ I’m still struggling to believe I even found the place at all.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Guess who's getting a raise. Me! I guess you can get dental coverage now but you arent getting any of that money.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Hang on, you’re Cave Prime, right? The money funnel leads from the moneyverse to the Prime universe. Unless you’re from here you’re not actually getting any of the money. }

{ Just gotta make sure you’re not trying to leech off our money funnel. I know you’re not above it, seeing as the PeTI exists.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Of course i'm Prime Cave! I'm the best Cave there is!

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

Hiya, Sorry to sorta shove myself in the conversation, but this reeallyy breaks up the spacetime laws..! I may have to arrest you if you do this again.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Funny, I could’ve sworn the Time Lords were the ultimate authority when it comes to the legality of time travel.. }

{ Before they went extinct, that is. }

{ Either way, apart from my involvement this has nothing to do with time travel, and even then it’s only tangential. Cave is from a parallel universe, not a separate timeline. And believe me, I know a lot about those. }

{ In any case we both have things about the multiverse to upkeep, you have maintaining chronological consistency and I have.. }

{ Well, I’m not really at liberty to say what I do in terms of upkeep. It drives most people mad finding out, after all.. }

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

Hmm. So you're communicating with someone who... is... dead.. in your timeline.. And not dead in another.. For what reason..? Anyway, I'll give you a pass for now. Just don't open any more sub-branches of your timeline, m'kay? It is incredibly time-consuming for the Time Balance Department to have to remove all of them. [(Timekeeper! Stop! Just remove this branch and try again! They won't remember anything anyway since they'll stop existing!)] I am not going to do that, Crossiant cookie. It's no fun. Also they now know that YOU **WANT** to delete them from existence. That's not-.. ..aand she's run off again.

[gl0wf1shhhguy]

Have I mentioned how excited I am for corrupted pitaya?

Quick doodle I don’t feel like finishing

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

OH FOR FU-

[aperture-hr-official]

{ @cave-johnson-official }

{ I did it, boss. I punched a stabilized hole from our universe into the Moneyverse. }

{ I’ve got bosch setting up a pneumatic diversity vent leading into our universe as we speak. }

{ I’m still struggling to believe I even found the place at all.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Guess who's getting a raise. Me! I guess you can get dental coverage now but you arent getting any of that money.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ Hang on, you’re Cave Prime, right? The money funnel leads from the moneyverse to the Prime universe. Unless you’re from here you’re not actually getting any of the money. }

{ Just gotta make sure you’re not trying to leech off our money funnel. I know you’re not above it, seeing as the PeTI exists.. }

[cave-johnson-official]

Of course i'm Prime Cave! I'm the best Cave there is!

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

Hiya, Sorry to sorta shove myself in the conversation, but this reeallyy breaks up the spacetime laws..! I may have to arrest you if you do this again.

[lykonic]

some stuff from when i was tryna figure out how i wanted to draw him

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

lowkey he pissed me off Timekeeper!! What? You can't just say that!! yeah i can :3

[its-arson-time]

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

[grisha-offical]

mrecurt42

not bad- not bad at all

[gus-offical]

grusgaèiffucak

im suvh z proffedjonzl

[grisha-offical]

are you having a stroke?

[star-crossedloverboy-official]

grudhs0df9c9sp

[marshmallow-dust]

starcrissrflibrtnou=kffivls

fuck

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

marshmallow-dust

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET IT RIGHT

[anonmuos]

Dickifbifhibfcbh

I’m a moron

[kitidkk]

wnonmous

close enough

[anonmuos]

Kuursk

?!

[snappingturt3ls]

Anonmpjs

Not actually that bad

[anonmuos]

Snappubf turudlf

Close I guess

[aperture-hr-official]

Anonmous

There is no fucking way.

[rattmann-offical]

Aorryyt4&yr&iftyfysk

…..close enough.

[aperture-hr-official]

Rattmann-ofdicial

Okay I managed to get the first part right, that’s good.

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

apertture-hr-offical WHAT HOW??? pc user skills ig

[dr-rylandgrace]

Have you listened to Project Hail Mary soundtracks? I think there's some music on the ship,,,

If you have, what's your favourite? [My favorite is Believe In The Hail Mary :DD]

The what..?

There’s a soundtrack for the project?

I need to look this up—

[time-keeper-cookie-offical]

Oh my. Not good.. I'll need to remove this timeline branch quickly..! Please do not panic..