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@time-lord-in-gryffindor
I know that you are preparing to fight. Your efforts are futile. You cannot fight me. I do not want to kill you. I have great respect for the teachers of Hogwarts. I do not want to spill magical blood. Give me Harry Potter, and they shall not be harmed. Give me Harry Potter and I shall leave the school untouched. Give me Harry Potter and you will be rewarded. You have until midnight.
Eternal glory! That is what awaits the student who wins the Triwizard Tournament. But to do this the student must survive three tasks. Three extremely dangerous tasks.
harry potter and the order of the phoenix + quotes
What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”
Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.
Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.
“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”
“I used a fucking net.”
“How did you get past the dragon?”
Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”
“How did you get through the hedge maze?”
“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”
“How did you kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?”
“Shotgun.”
Books and cleverness! There are more important things.
Episode One: The Sass Begins
Rain Bonus:
I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
The Museum is flying rainbow banners in celebration of the Supreme Court’s decision on same sex marriage. ‘Reblog’ if you support #MarriageEquality for everyone!
YESSSSSSS!!! I’m so happy for you all!!!
we are with you.
Adipose cupcakes!
