Things the signs have said to me
Aries: "The drummer of that band looks like a full on crack addict" Taurus: "Why does it look like they're all staring at her boob?" Gemini: "I just farted" Cancer: Me: Ooh, what are these? Giant lollypo- Cancer: Dildos Leo: "I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go punch my cousin in the face" Virgo: "It's so ignorant to assume we're the only lifeform in the universe" Libra: "I know you took my black thing!" Scorpio: "I could literally fucking stab him" Sagittarius: "LOVE MEEEE" Capricorn:"Ah shit, I accidently sent you a dick pic" Aquarius: [Teacher shows how a particular maths question is usually misinterpreted] "Uh yep - I was gonna do that" Pisces: "So today a tree fell on my house and only hit my room"

















