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Currently into:

naruto

one piece

sonic

football ("soccer.")

trigun

Actually fuck it ya know what ive come to the sudden realization that I no longer have a clingy attachment to this account im fucking nuking it say ur goodbyes now fuckers.

Im an absolute sucker for any AU where Kakashi adopts Naruto. My brain? All that. Fanfics of it? Devoured. It's my fucking Achilles heel istfg.

#I got two entire AUs based on this cooking in the recesses of my brain and laptop #one fluff one angst #every time my friends are on call with me it's all i talk about #usually the adoption of Naruto dominos into adopting Sasuke which doninos into adopting Sakura #and then Sakura gets proper training bc I lob my daughterr. and she deserves to be even more badass and less love-obsessed #oh and it totally isn't just me projecting onto kakashi. not at all. no way.#anyways did you know that 12 y/o naruto is literally my son bc he is SUPRISEEEE

centralnart

the dogteeth kakashi headcanon not only lives rent free in my mind, but I pay its rent make it food and let it run around making me absolutely insane

#realest post #half my brain is just “dogteeth kakashi big eye blushing emoji wowzers” in the most mlm-er way possible

mokutone

heh heh heh,

alyxtherat

you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person

spinejackel

What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O

it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”

the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997

it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)

two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama

and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio

elecktrum

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, that's terrifying on a whole new level.

#terrifying #but i am also a slut for ANYTHING tornadoes so I'm also shaking in excitemebt

Generations of homosexual

#yes indeed

Me sitting buckass fucking naked post-bath in the tub in the fucking dark looking at Kaka0bi fanart on this godforsaken app

#doing my bisexual duty #raaahh men raahhhhh i am queer #yes i sensored the ship YOU CANT TAKE ME ALIVEEE #something something bisexual man urge to top kakashi #im so sorry im putting this post and these tags out into the digital realm but my demons can be contained no longer

teathattast

nnineteen84

missreinarabbit

petitetimidgay-deactivated20240

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

Seeing a lot of festive kakashi arts today so to those who celebrate, happy holidays to you. :))

#i in fact do not celebrate #but cheers to you all i hope u have lots of fun!#im just happy to have like a week off of work #<3 :))

runby2

passioninblue

no

kadethecat

runby2

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

runby2

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

runby2

I would like to issue a formal apology to this website for kickstarting the horse plinko meme .

inthefallofasparrow

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