Time to Spleen!

They call me Spleen... Silly goofy blog focusing on original content rather than reblogs! Lots of general and fandom specific nonsense posts. Memes, headcanons, chatposts, things as vines, you get the gist. Fan of Star Trek, LOTR, many video games, biology and more! As it seems, I’m currently incapable of talking about anything except Star Trek so if you came here for normal content, I’m so sorry. I can be found on AO3 at Fanfic_For_The_Void where I post all my story shaped nonsense <3

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I once performed the ultimate power move of eating a hamburger in the shower.

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Update: I ate some rotisserie chicken in the shower.

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Update: also a smoothie, pizza and some tea

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Update: cantaloupe

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Oh god how could I forget fresh from the ove chocolate chip cookies

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Oh man did I mention that I walked around for maybe five minutes holding a small pancake in my mouth just to eat it once I was in the shower

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Hehe I’ve also eaten like two day old egg waffles in the shower

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Caesar :) Salad :)

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A crumpet!!

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How could I forget a lovely slice of kalihim? (If you’ve never had it it’s a delicious Filipino bread type thingy)

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I brought a thermos of chicken soup with me and drank it in the shower >:3

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A nice peeled clementine :)

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I also ate a ginger cookie from a pack of cookies that I drove an hour to get

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…and a singular microwaved hot dog, no bun, no condiments

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Made some pasta for breakfast and ate it in the shower :)

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Ok bear with me for this one, but I had some mashed sweet potato that had gone cold, and the bowl didn’t fit on my shower shelf so I ate a handful of lukewarm mashed sweet potato in the shower (:

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Singular miniature stale croissant <3

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Frozen peaches and strawberries heheheh

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An entire yellow bell pepper that I ripped apart with my bare hands

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Entire mango (also bare hands)

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Whole pound of strawberries

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I once performed the ultimate power move of eating a hamburger in the shower.

[time-to-spleen]

Update: I ate some rotisserie chicken in the shower.

[time-to-spleen]

Update: also a smoothie, pizza and some tea

[time-to-spleen]

Update: cantaloupe

[time-to-spleen]

Oh god how could I forget fresh from the ove chocolate chip cookies

[time-to-spleen]

Oh man did I mention that I walked around for maybe five minutes holding a small pancake in my mouth just to eat it once I was in the shower

[time-to-spleen]

Hehe I’ve also eaten like two day old egg waffles in the shower

[time-to-spleen]

Caesar :) Salad :)

[time-to-spleen]

A crumpet!!

[time-to-spleen]

How could I forget a lovely slice of kalihim? (If you’ve never had it it’s a delicious Filipino bread type thingy)

[time-to-spleen]

I brought a thermos of chicken soup with me and drank it in the shower >:3

[time-to-spleen]

A nice peeled clementine :)

[time-to-spleen]

I also ate a ginger cookie from a pack of cookies that I drove an hour to get

[time-to-spleen]

…and a singular microwaved hot dog, no bun, no condiments

[time-to-spleen]

Made some pasta for breakfast and ate it in the shower :)

[time-to-spleen]

Ok bear with me for this one, but I had some mashed sweet potato that had gone cold, and the bowl didn’t fit on my shower shelf so I ate a handful of lukewarm mashed sweet potato in the shower (:

[time-to-spleen]

Singular miniature stale croissant <3

[time-to-spleen]

Frozen peaches and strawberries heheheh

[time-to-spleen]

An entire yellow bell pepper that I ripped apart with my bare hands

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Entire mango (also bare hands)

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Spleen, you say?

MAMA I'm scared please don't eat me I have so much to live for

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Is it too much to ask to be romantically carried like a sack of potatoes?

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Fun fact if you tell enough people about your desire to be picked up. They start doing it. #lifehacks

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I barked at a man the other day and he's still going out on a date with me #lovewins

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Do you thinbk the impractical jokers ever explored each other's bodies

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A little warning to anyone only perceiving in three dimensions, this mashup is a bit of a doozy

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SONGS USED

"Transcendental Cha Cha Cha" by Tom Cardy

"Ska Cha Cha" by Hideki Naganuma

"Tank!" by The Seatbelts

"Tik Tok" by Ke$ha

"Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool

"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65

"Toxic" by Britney Spears

"D.A.N.C.E" by Justice

"Broken" by lovelytheband

"MEGALOVANIA" by Toby Fox

"I Don't Wanna Stop" by Ozzy Ozbourne

"Starships" by Nicki Minaj

"This Love" by Maroon 5

"words. words. words." by Bo Burnham

"A Cruel Angels Thesis" by Yoko Takahashi

"Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk

"Down" by Jay Sean

"Cha Cha Slide Part 2" by Mr C. The Slide Man

"Shia Labeouf (Live)" by Rob Cantor

"EKSE" by Off the Meds

"Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce

"It's Gonna Be Me" by N'SYNC

"Crawling" by Linkin Park

HHGregg Christmas in July Commercial

"All Star" by Smash Mouth

"You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi

"The Mighty B! Theme" by Amy Miles and Michael Robertson

"Peanut Butter Jelly Time" by Buckwheat Boyz

"Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani

"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley

"Money Money Money" by ABBA

"Money Game Pt 2" by Ren Gill

"Closer" by The Chainsmokers

"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails

"Bloody Stream" by Coda

"Ghost" by Mystery Skulls

"Vampire" by Olivia Rodrigo

"Larger Than Life" by The Backstreet Boys

"DARE" by Gorillaz

"Brain Power" by NOMA

"Your Love" by The Outfield

Monkey Watch from Rhythm Heaven Fever

"Mr Brightside" by The Killers

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Hope you enjoy as much as I enjoyed making it

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*taps mic, feedback echoing in the nearly empty room* she honk on my mimi til I shoo?

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I was talking to @paper-erythrocytes and described Bashir thusly, she said she needed it on a shirt, so here you go!!

[time-to-spleen]

I once performed the ultimate power move of eating a hamburger in the shower.

[time-to-spleen]

Update: I ate some rotisserie chicken in the shower.

[time-to-spleen]

Update: also a smoothie, pizza and some tea

[time-to-spleen]

Update: cantaloupe

[time-to-spleen]

Oh god how could I forget fresh from the ove chocolate chip cookies

[time-to-spleen]

Oh man did I mention that I walked around for maybe five minutes holding a small pancake in my mouth just to eat it once I was in the shower

[time-to-spleen]

Hehe I’ve also eaten like two day old egg waffles in the shower

[time-to-spleen]

Caesar :) Salad :)

[time-to-spleen]

A crumpet!!

[time-to-spleen]

How could I forget a lovely slice of kalihim? (If you’ve never had it it’s a delicious Filipino bread type thingy)

[time-to-spleen]

I brought a thermos of chicken soup with me and drank it in the shower >:3

[time-to-spleen]

A nice peeled clementine :)

[time-to-spleen]

I also ate a ginger cookie from a pack of cookies that I drove an hour to get

[time-to-spleen]

…and a singular microwaved hot dog, no bun, no condiments

[time-to-spleen]

Made some pasta for breakfast and ate it in the shower :)

[time-to-spleen]

Ok bear with me for this one, but I had some mashed sweet potato that had gone cold, and the bowl didn’t fit on my shower shelf so I ate a handful of lukewarm mashed sweet potato in the shower (:

[time-to-spleen]

Singular miniature stale croissant <3

[time-to-spleen]

Frozen peaches and strawberries heheheh

[time-to-spleen]

An entire yellow bell pepper that I ripped apart with my bare hands

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computer. slop. two servings.

[midwinterhunt]

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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My son Gimble that I am ambivalent towards

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I googled "fucked up fish" in July of 2023 and found a picture of this guy and then did a hurried crayon drawing of him

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a bus is a type of horse actually!

[holywyrm]

A recipe for finding your story's plot:

Ingredients:

2 cups of Things that must be in the story (this can be characters, specific scenes, settings, subplots etc.)

1 cup of Vague plot ideas I may not use

1 tbsp of Central Themes

1 tsp of Ending (either happy, tragic, or bitter-sweet)

1 tsp of Protagonist's Primary Motivation

2 lbs of Brick Wall

Time, as needed

Instructions:

In a large bowl, mix Things that must be in the story. Set aside.

In a separate bowl, sift together Vague plot ideas I may not use. Discard the excess and set aside.

Add Themes, Ending, and Motivation to a small jar. Screw lid on tight and shake until mixture becomes Conflict.

Pour Conflict and Vague plot ideas into Things that must be in the story. Blend on medium until Plot Points form.

Taste.

If it is still missing something, smash head against 1 lbs of Brick Wall for one to six hours.

Let marinate for one to 365 days. Add more Things and Vague plot ideas as desired.

Smash head against the rest of the Brick Wall for one to six hours.

Scream.

Repeat steps 5 through 9 as needed.

After sufficient marination, the mixture will form an idea. This will tell you what specific action must happen in order to resolve your story's conflict. Write this down and make appropriate sacrifices to thank whichever deity took pity on you.

Now you have your conflict, climax, and resolution. You just have to figure out how to get there. Good luck with the damn middle section dork!!

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So BOTH my parents think that Picard is SEXY????? We were hanging out, watching some TNG the other day (S2E9) and a one off character called Picard sexy. I said “oh no Picard, is a deeply sexless dude” and BOTH my parents disagreed!! Said he was very hot for his age!! I can’t believe I have to kinkshame my own parents!!!

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Oh my god. Years later. I am reading my own tumblr posts to my partner. My partner AGREES.