Welcome to The Jade Palace

im Jade (he/him), I post good posts Fin Fin on QEMU Art / Project Account: @jadetank

[cheaphalloweencostume]

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

[good-gamers]

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[dogpuppy]

[eattheschoolboy]

[wayneradiotv]

[bullrunpicnicker]

[mevil]

my beautiful wife that is scared of a closed window at night

[slitherpunk]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

After 10 years of unsucessful lab experiments, scientists have reportedly synthesised the first ever patience to actually be rewarded.

[effemimaniac]

after one week of experimentation with the first ever rewarded patience, scientists discovered a significantly more stable polymorph that isn't rewarded, irreversibly contaminating all samples of the rewarded patience.

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[spongebobproductionart]

Mr Krabs and SpongeBob animation cel from Scaredy Pants.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

sleepy brok. grrrok. brrrrrok. so soft and beaky

[cupofmeat]

"Cat Headed Blengiglomenean Gasook, or the Thunderer", Henry Darger.

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crawdad go in holes

[aceynk]

woah.. do you know any other abilities of creatures

[dogpuppy]

[yorickless]

[irondive]