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im Jade (he/him), I post good posts Fin Fin on QEMU Art / Project Account: @jadetank

[badassdemonsword]

[tonsimonsi]

Need some fables AESOP

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[giragirameganedan]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[dieclownschaft]

fuck football

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hold up you called it what

[solitarycam]

Hungary

[gammadoppler]

ok well ive had my fun with this little game nothing can top making indiana jones sound like he's elvis trying not to cum

[vimbry-moved]

[apas-95]

could it be....

secret mystery?

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[memorycycle]

using a piece of paper to carry a scary bug out of my house and then forgetting about it and accidentally using the same paper to print my resume, manager i hand it to smells it and starts making a defensive acid,

[targetedknowledge]

[junecast-moonfast]

Is quiche the perfect prog meal? Like its easy to prep, pretty, cold, sometimes can be made warm. But also like its a pie so everyone can have a lil bit. I always offer some to all the kids and adults in my city! It kinda embodies prog ideals and apparel, like it’s kind to give food which is prog af and it’s kinda jazz fusion and RIO. It also is supported by Peter Sinfield when he explains the Court of the Crimson King

Not sure though.

[jame7t]

Currently unclear if today is Wednesday, or if it’s another Wednesday mimic ❓