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[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[despazito]

[oneheadtoanother]

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[aufline]

kids these days don't understand the experience of wearing a barrel with three x's on the front because you're broke as fuck

[aufline]

You dont even get the barrel any more

[frodoomsday]

ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I would be so good at alchemical fraud, Id be pouring bottles into each other watching that shit sizzle making a kings ransom and Im out the window before they realize the panacea I gave them is straight mercury vapors and dog ashes

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[dogpuppy]

Baby Corn bites fan at meet and greet. Vicious attack caught on camera!!!

[cryptotheism]

The Greco Egyptian Magical Fragments are so fun

[cryptotheism]

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

[dortie]

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

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archived on 2009-04-27 21:48:18

[badassdemonsword]

[tonsimonsi]

Need some fables AESOP

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[giragirameganedan]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half