Welcome to The Jade Palace

im Jade (he/him), I post good posts Fin Fin on QEMU Art / Project Account: @jadetank

[cowboypsyop]

[tumult]

The end

You’ve reached the end.

[landmineblogging]

[zeitghost]

[1.5 beers deep, rolling up my sleeves and raising my fists] yer jerkin’ for a kirkin’, buddy

[klausie]

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[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

step son saw my candy

[amazoogle]

let's develop a perfect plan

[amazoogle]

1. get cozy in bed

[greeniery]

2. nathing wrong with me

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[pinnyy]

[ewaneneollav]

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

[deadgenerations]

"i dont think thats true" powerful ward against Posts

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[deepseasmetro]

Something good will happen to me. I feel like something good is gonna happen. It's already reached me, so it's great. And it's getting further away. But I'm ready. I feel like I can do anything 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

[deepseasmetro]

[lonestatus]

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

[blemgoid]

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when you think about it, marika trying to resurrect godwyn with an erdtree burial and unwittingly turning his undying corpse into a self replicating cancer on everything touched by the greattrees roots is very similar to kirkification

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the crabs in altus growing golden hair not unlike those few months after kirks death where so many memorial videos were generated with ai that it poisoned the pool and started turning random people into charlie kirk