Welcome to The Jade Palace

im Jade (he/him), I post good posts Fin Fin on QEMU Art / Project Account: @jadetank

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[tennesseewillams]

whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going

[the-jade-palace]

How's Gimble doin'?

Got cooked in marinara, #raviolialive style 😔

[void-of-nothing]

the elf stones are currently being held by ringo starr, of the beatles fame.

[negativeresponse]

So I know that a lot of sources including google are claiming or are under the impression that Ringo Starr doesn't have the elf stones so I just wanted to clear things up reliably once and for all:

Yes, he did post about to gifting them to Barry Keoghan, the actor portraying him in the upcoming films, as a good luck charm for his role. However, the photo he posted was of him handing Keoghan a small leather sack, while elf stones famously erode all kinds of skin. Additionally, Ringo is on the record (I think? I swear I read this but I can't find the interview. Please reach out if you know what I'm talking about) that he keeps the stones away from cameras to prevent power-dampening effects.

It's likely that what he gave was a pouch of prop elf stones as a show of good faith, which could also be related to the old legend that a false elf stone will become real in a moment of need. Some people when presented with this evidence claim that while the photo was staged, the real stones were handed over in private, but this seems far fetched to me, especially since it's widely accepted that Ringo bound himself to the stones for nine and ninety years when he acquired them.

With all that said: Please stop spreading misinformation about the elf stones. If you don't have all the info, don't state your own assumptions as fact. And please do not listen to google's AI on important topics like these. All signs point to Ringo Starr currently being in possession of the elf stones.

[negativeresponse]

Please reblog to spread awareness.

[things-that-are-not-true]

i wad in the mario movie but nobody saw me because im good at hiding 🤭

[foxgirlmindcrank]

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

[foxgirlmindcrank]

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

you mess with me, your gonna get stung by the bee bro

[nextlevelsmp3]

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[sloppystyle]

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[despazito]

[oneheadtoanother]