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remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

deadgenerations

"i dont think thats true" powerful ward against Posts

reallyreallyreallytrying

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

deepseasmetro

Something good will happen to me. I feel like something good is gonna happen. It's already reached me, so it's great. And it's getting further away. But I'm ready. I feel like I can do anything 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

deepseasmetro

lonestatus

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

blemgoid

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

contemptible-scoundrel

when you think about it, marika trying to resurrect godwyn with an erdtree burial and unwittingly turning his undying corpse into a self replicating cancer on everything touched by the greattrees roots is very similar to kirkification

contemptible-scoundrel

the crabs in altus growing golden hair not unlike those few months after kirks death where so many memorial videos were generated with ai that it poisoned the pool and started turning random people into charlie kirk

jellogram

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.