tasteful nudibranch

[memecucker]

[were--ralph]

Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

[were--ralph]

Listen buddy you can't just say things like this and not share with the class

[phillychizsteak]

[were--ralph]

okay!

[liartownusa]

Spanielson Classics of Literature Collection (2015) The Crucible by Arthur Miller Dracula by Bram Stoker Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë Les Misérables by Victor Hugo The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain The Odyssey by Homer

[crap-userrname16]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"Mario Mario" is an anachronism. He and his brother were only ever referred to by mononyms in their lifetime, like most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom at the time - multi-part names were typically reserved for members of the Toadstool dynasty, and even these were more like titles or Roman cognomina than what we would call a surname today. His putative ennoblement as founder of the "House of Mario" came centuries later as the collapsing feudal order sought additional sources of legitimacy

[prokopetz]

#mushroom kingdom folklore says that he sleeps beneath a warp pipe to arise in the time of the kingdom's greatest need #he's definitely shown up a few times but it's hard to tell if he has risen from the dead or is just in the middle of some time travel shit #historians hate him.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

While the historical evidence for Mario having a younger brother is quite concrete, the name of said brother is less certain. "Luigi" is generally held to originate with a separate figure from a series of chthonic myths, who originally served as a sort of psychopomp charged with capturing spirits that escaped the underworld. The strongest case for a contemporary figure named Luigi comes from the Waffle Kingdom sagas; however, this Luigi's brother is a gladiator named Gonzales.

[thesuburbanerd]

Olive-hating man worried about upcoming trip to Greece

Sharbot Lake, ON - The excitement of an overseas vacation has turned to anxiety for a local man over the perceived olive-based diet of his d

New from me from The Beaverton.

[liberalsarecool]

Children are capable of understanding more than we give them credit for. Teaching kids to be kind is important, but so is teaching them to recognize patterns of unfairness.

#constructs

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[crazy-brazilian]

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[dreamingthroughthenoise]

I bet the Wishbone version of the Odyssey is better than whatever got thrown on the movie screen recently.

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[cappuccinco]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[thememedaddy]

[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

[doubleca5t]

Movie premises you can expect to see within the next 10 years:

Guy breaks both his arms and gets jacked off by his mom

Guy who thinks he has a mysterious stalker leaving postit notes around his house but he actually had a carbon monoxide leak and was leaving them himself

One man's quest to remove a small cylinder from a Mini M&Ms tube full of butter and mashed banana (the cylinder must remain unharmed)

The Gaycation (TM)

[depsidase]

[viejospellejos]