Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars

30 F. I like: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Wine, KUWTK, Parks & Rec, Strong Female Leads, Cats cats cats, Food and Feminism.

[nicollekidman]

shut UP reductress, shut up!!!!!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zeindaya]

#2020

[stjudy]

danny devito bathing in hand sanitizer in the gang gets quarantined was ahead of its time

[strongermonster]

quarantine feels kinda like that area between christmas and new years where i have no idea what day of the week it is, or if i’m supposed to be going to work. AM and PM blend together. i’ve taken four naps in 10 hours. leftovers are my primary foodsource. got that weird sunday anxiety except it’s every day for the next 2 weeks

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[robertmitchum]

BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

[catchymemes]

[hamburgeroisie]

I deadass thought this was 3 Star Wars movies

[metalgirlysolid]

its called Color Theory and we been knew. “Art is subjective” but there are certain “rules” you can follow to make things more appealing in a subconscious/subliminal kind of way.

once you see it, you cant unsee it.

[greenvelvetchaise]

I can’t believe there are only 9 movies

[marisatomay]

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

[akasmileygirl]

The worst part of every December is when Emma Thompson unpacks the Joni-Mitchell-CD.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Remember when moustaches were a trend

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I didn't dream this right?

Wtf was 2012 thinking

[somanypetals]

buffy season one: vampires are evil

buffy season two: sex is evil

buffy season three: local government is evil

buffy season four: national government is evil

buffy season five: gods are evil

buffy season six: nerds are evil

buffy season seven: evil is evil

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[tinyhipsterboy]

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

[pg-chan]

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

[ithelpstodream]

[imsuchacapricorn]

Got this talk as an education major too. If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

[cerullos]

susan is EVERYTHING

[thecouchwitch]

When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[powerfulwizard]

Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human

[powerfulwizard]

[annabellioncourt]

[prussianmemes]

[thatsaltysmallhuman-deactivated]