horticultural lad

Brandon; 34; AZ. I look like an eternally confused muppet. @BrandoBoySP on Twitter.

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[dogpuppy]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[fuks]

[newkidsonmycock35]

[rambles-about-some-scrolls]

Been feeling a bit depressed, so I'm glad I found this:

Pictures from the mod page:

I'm absolutely delighted seeing these chickens

[ka1ju]

possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

[vvexpyke]

ok what the hell is the x files

[maridiayachtclub]

ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail

[hanavesinauttija]

[captain-price-returns]

Forza 6 is literally unplayable because of this bug.

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[hoping-for-novelty]

[xycuro-illuminati]

[the1013file]

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[jaybler]

Live action remake

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[intrigd-voyagr]

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

[petulantworm]

When your doctor prescribes you the generic