horticultural lad

Brandon; 34; AZ. I look like an eternally confused muppet. @BrandoBoySP on Twitter.

[burritosaladd]

terriermon x final fantasy

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[shamesonlydaughter]

i really love this video it’s a poem to me

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[stuckinthistaydream]

how often do you call your mom

a few times a year

once a month

a few times a month

once a week

a few times a week

once a day

a few times a day

never

nuance - explain in the tags if you’re comfortable doing so!

Voting ended onApr 15

[errorschacha]

How often does my mom call you?

Once a day

A few times a day

10 times a day

20 times a day

30 times a day

40 times a day

50 times a day

Voting ended onApr 16

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[hentairobot]

don't get me wrong, akihiko yoshida's artwork is beautiful and unique but i really cannot take final fantasy tactics that seriously when everything looks so cute

[hentairobot]

ready to cast her little spells...

[hentairobot]

[patchoulol]

Visit Original Link

[2-point-5]

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

[2-point-5]

ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

[quinnception]

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[isoddtosay]

[iri-desky]

When you get past all the political stuff/heinous crap, there are QUITE some gems on here

[46-reasonable-hamsters]

[lexi-liesmith]

[memewhore]

[bring-me-your-bones]

i love this

[hellojoygames]

Announcing An Elemental Existence :)

Hi everyone! I'm happy to announce my Visual Novel currently in development, An Elemental Existence. 💟

An Elemental Existence is an urban fantasy GxG romance Visual Novel set in a fantastical version of Brazil, where some people can control one of the four elements.

Rainbow, our protagonist, is one of the rare few who can control all four, but grew up isolated in the mansion of her abusive mother.

When her mother disappears, Rainbow is finally thrust into the real world, experiencing friendship and romance for the first time.

Joining me in this journey is the lovely @ligiawrites, providing me with her beautiful art! <3

This is a more "casual" announcement, since the game is still in the early stages. We're aiming for a June prototype release. :)

AEE will have 4 solo routes + 1 poly one:

Sydney, a gentle Water Elemental who works as Rainbow's carer;

Dani, a flirty Fire Elemental addicted to Medallions;

Max, a grumpy Earth Elemental;

Alex, a sweet, but naive Air Elemental.

Try to guess the poly route. :P

Most of what you see above is still early-stage, so things may change.

I am planning on updating this blog a lot more, so stay tuned! I'll also be more active on:

Bluesky

Instagram

💟💟💟💟💟💟

[omegaverse]

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

[omegaverse]

^ the gurgling farter

[iamoutofideas]

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

[omegaverse]

^ the jittering trembler

[mazeltron]

[omegaverse]

^ The nefarious anglerfish

[byjove]

Inflation has made me not understand prices anymore in the sense that I no longer understand what an appropriate price for any food is. Is a $5 bag of chips a good deal? Because that sounds fucking insane to 2018 me. And yet, that is how much they cost.

[kunosoura]

Steam front page voice Heyyy buddy welcome back we got a flash sale going on. We got some acclaimed AAA games at a respectable 25% off. This cool niche indie game is on sale for 10 bucks. Or how about Hardcore Elf Fuck

[kunosoura]

Sorry this is killing me. We'd all hate for the queen and her captors to appear in massive Live2D animated CGs wouldn't we folks