𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄.

there's no such thing as good guys or bad guys. there's just people, goin' about their lives. independent, mutuals - only, 16+ five hargreeves as written by dust.

[timegreeves]

#𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑺.     indie, mutuals - only, 16+  FIVE HARGREEVES  of Netflix’s  THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY.   as written by dust.  they/he, 21+. dis.cord is available to mutuals.                                                RULES && MUSE INFO                                   headcanons     ||     memes     ||     wishlist

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Headcanon Meme

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

❤- What does your muse look forwards on their soulmate?

❥- Can often/easily can your muse get heartbroken?

❣- What calms your muse down?

ღ- Sexuality?

⌚- Does your muse worry about time?

❅- Favorite time of the year?

✿- Does your muse like the nature in general?

✞- Does your muse have any kinds of religion?

✍- Can your muse write? How well/How bad?

✎- Can your muse draw? How well/How Bad?

☁- What kind of weather does your muse consider the best one

ツ- Can your muse speak any other language other than their main one?

∞- Does your muse believes in afterlife?

✺- Something your muse finds pretty

✆- What your muse’s phone gallery is filled with?

❦- What is your muse’s favorite fruit?

❧- What is your muse’s favorite kind of food?

‽- Something your muse has problem in understanding

☺- Something that makes your muse happy

☹- Something that makes your muse sad/upset

✉- How often does your muse text?

⌨- How often does your muse use the computer?

♫- What is your muse’s taste in music?

♯- Something that gets your muse angry

⋆- Your muse’s future dream and why

☮- How much your muse worries about appearance?

[timegreeves]

yknow what. i don't think that ending made sense. because wasn't there originally 43 children

[timegreeves]

hm. after minimal consideration, i'll be canon-divergent from season 4 episode 5. cheating subplots very much rub me the wrong way, especially when two siblings are involved.

[timegreeves]

well well well. guess who's come crawling back

[timegreeves]

i know, i know, i've been gone. my focus lately has fizzled and my fixations have shifted a lot. but i have an idea for an au series, i'll be posting it to a separate sideblog and i'll probably promote it here once i get the blog laid out and the first official post up :)

[timegreeves]

i miss when mutual checker worked on the dash :\

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[dustified]

…deleting my second rp discord as i rarely ever use it. thought it’d be a good idea but my impulse brain was a liar lmao

[timegreeves]

sorry i havent been here much / at all lately btw. my focus is shot and ic twitter is a little more engaging imo ;; i swear i’ll be back eventually, i’m just a little burnt out on longer threads for the time being

[dustified]

anonymous said: ♡ can I get some for Five and each of his siblings?~

absolutely~

Five & Luther – Five is genuinely so, so proud of Luther for standing up to Reginald when they fell back to the 1960′s (re: “Look at what you’ve done to me!”). He could tell Luther made a lot of progress, being away from the Academy building as well as his father figure for so long.

Five & Diego – Just. Five teaching Diego how to speak and read different languages. He’s patient with him, works with him about his stuttering should he need it. …And, once he’s good at it, they use it to talk make sarcastic quips to each other when others are in the room. (re: so I headcanon that Five knows a wide variety of languages due to his time in the Commission…lol)

Five & Allison – You cannot tell me these two didn’t sneak into the kitchen late at night to make hot cocoa way back when they were kids. Now they go to coffee shops together. How many times has Allison tried to explain what a frappe is? A cappuccino? Five will never understand the appeal, or remember which fancy coffee is which, but he’ll ask her to explain it every single time. (And sometimes they skimp on coffee and get hot cocoa instead. For old times’ sake.)

Five & Klaus – Listen. Just… Five taking care of a sobering-up / hungover Klaus. And not just so he can ask Klaus for help with something, just because he cares. That is all thank you.

Five & Ben – Five’s genuinely very upset that he missed Ben’s funeral. When Klaus is sober, sometimes Five’ll ask him to bring Ben out so they can share stories over mindless board games like checkers or reversi.

Five & Viktor – Five spent the most time with Viktor when they were young kids out of all the siblings. Even though they believed he didn’t have powers, they related pretty well to each other; they’d let out their frustrations with their “dad”, and then spend the rest of their time helping each other cool off. Five also finds Viktor to be one of the most accepting people amongst his siblings, and despite his many years stuck in the apocalypse / with the Commission, he feels closest to him. He’d take anything to him, so long as he feels he’s okay enough to take in what he needs to say.

[timegreeves]

     IMPORTANT HEADCANONS TO CONSIDER

CAN THEY USE CHOPSTICKS:  yes, though he prefers not to.

WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN THEY CAN’T SLEEP:  it depends on whether or not there’s something that needs to be done. i.e., if he’s working towards saving the world a la seasons 1&2, he’s working, he’s looking into leads, he’s off sneaking around trying to figure out a plan. BUT if he’s relaxing, retired a la season 3 episodes 1&2, he’s either reading, working on perfecting his time travel equations, or he’s getting drinks (probably with Viktor or Klaus). there’s a few rare occasions where he sneaks out and goes for a late night stroll.

WHAT WOULD THEY IMPULSE BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE:  those already-made starbucks coffees. he hates that there’s different flavors n shit and that there’s no straight black coffee, but he’d rather have the flavored cappuccino crap than screw up trying to make his own coffee.

WHAT ORDER DO THEY WASH THINGS IN THE SHOWER:  he starts with his hair and just moves down. simple & efficient.

WHAT’S THEIR COFFEE ORDER:  as stated previously, straight black coffee. he adds his own sugar, number of packets depends heavily on how much energy he needs.

WHAT SORT OF APPS WOULD THEY HAVE ON THEIR SMARTPHONE:  whatever social media(s) his siblings might have. if only so he could keep up with them and make sure they’re not doing anything stupid.

HOW DO THEY ACT AROUND CHILDREN:  do not put five in a situation that involves children. ...unless it’s harlan.

WHAT WOULD THEY WATCH ON TV WHEN THEY’RE BORED AND NOTHING THEY REALLY LIKE IS ON:  history or nature documentaries, almost exclusively.

tagged: i wasn’t, i swiped it from my partner’s blog via my multimuse dash lol tagging: all of you <3

[timegreeves]

we’ve all seen my twt account for five now get ready for my twt account for jayme

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[horrificmemes]

Send my muse anons pretending to be someone they care about. The twist: make these anons as heartbreaking, disappointing, or anger-inducing as possible.

Pretend to give them bad news, pretend to break up with them, pretend to make an upsetting confession - as long as it hurts, it’s fair game.

[soulrph]

“ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 ”  𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

a wonderfully patient and creative nonnie asked for a list of prompts based on interactions between two good friends in the aftermath of a trauma that happens to one of them, and i’m nothing if not a sucker for angst and deeply emotional connections! so here we go! i’m hoping these will be up to the nonnie’s expectations! have a wonderful day, my lovelies, and DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST !!

“ i really hate seeing you like this… “

“ why don’t we hang out tonight? like we used to, you know? order in cheap take-out, watch crappy movies, go for a walk… whatever you want, right? “

“ please say something… anything. even if it’s telling me to shut up and leave you alone… just say something. “

“ i really miss you, you know. “

“ i’m here. you got that? i don’t care if you never say anything to me ever again. i don’t care. i’m not going away, and i’m not going to stop being here for you, no matter how long you glare at me or ignore me or pretend that you’re okay. because i know you’re not. i know. “

“ talk to me. i don’t care what we talk about. it doesn’t have to be anything big. we don’t need to talk about whatever happened to you, not unless you want to. i just… just talk to me, will you? “

“ you know, i talk to a lot of people every single day. i hear all their voices telling me all kinds of stuff; i hear it all. and the only voice i really wanna listen to is yours, you know? even when you’re driving me crazy. so come on. please… just drive me crazy again? “

“ …seriously? no come-back? no witty retort? no… sarcastic shot at me? come on, i… i know we never ask these things, but, honestly, i’m worried about you. what’s going on? “

“ penny for your thoughts? hell. a dollar? ten? fifty? my whole life-savings? damn, at this rate i’d give away everything i own just to hear your voice again. “

“ this is like, the ninth voicemail i’ve left, and i know you hate voicemails, so i’m thinking this might be the one that pisses you off enough to pick up the phone and talk to me. because despite the number of times i’ve told you to shut up, i’m actually begging you to say something, now. weird how things work out, isn’t it? anyway. pick up your freaking phone, moron. please. “

“ will you please talk to me? please? “

“ i have exhausted every single topic that i can think of to get you to open your mouth and say something to me. all of them. you leave me no choice… how are you? “

“ listen, we’re all really worried about you. okay? and we wanna help you, but we don’t know how. so how about you write us a note, or something? maybe just, open the door, huh? i just wanna know that you’re okay. “

“ you’re not alone, you know. you’ve got people who love you. who care about you. you’ve got me. and i’m not going anywhere. “

“ look, i don’t know what happened to you. and i don’t need you to tell me, okay? i don’t… i just want you to know that i’m here. i got you. no matter what. and if you need some space, then… then i can leave. just tell me what you need, okay? “

“ i don’t need you to say anything. you don’t even need to open the door. i’m just gonna slide this paper under the door, okay? you tell me what you want for dinner, and i’ll bring it up. “

“ i’m sending you on a list of therapists and group support meetings in the area, okay? you don’t have to go, but… promise me you’ll take a look at the list, right? “

“ listen, i know you gave me a copy of your key for emergencies, and this feels like an emergency, but… if the silent treatment is part of you trying to get some space, then i don’t wanna intrude. you know? so just text me if that’s what this is, and i’ll leave you alone. “

“ i know, i know. you asked me to leave you alone. but that was two weeks ago, okay? and i haven’t heard from you. you aren’t answering my texts, you aren’t even reading them. nobody’s seen or heard from you, and… and now i just want to know that you’re okay. so please, open your door, and let me make sure that you’re safe, will you? “

[timegreeves]

     received  :  anonymous           he’s a 10 but he’s 58 and looks 13

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