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@timekeeper-cookie-offical
It is I! Timekeeper Cookie! The director of the Time Balance Department. Thought I'd take a little peak in this whole timeline shenaniganary!
Ah! Before I forget, I use They/She, and while I do function outside of the rules of time and aging, therefore being ageless, I am considered an adult.
[[CW: mentions of death and seeing alternative versions of ones self dying are mentioned semi regularly.]]
[Well well well, what an interesting sight to return to. Would you like to cut a deal? I have Timekeeper Cookie send you back to before all this happened. It'll still feel off but you won't remember the details, just some feeling you can't place. Now how does that sound?]
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
*Uhhh... Look, I appreciate the offer, but I think that's just gonna fuck over his mind more than I already have*
????
*I don't think he'll ever forget what happened, and honestly I probably should've brought it up earlier*
...
*Wh*
*Noo buddy don't have an existential crisis right now-*
[Oh well! Guess I tried. Good luck with yours~]
*slides some cheese over to you*
[She stares at it for a moment.]
What? Is it because I am yellow?
Two therapist? My, my, my! How fun! Maybe you both could work something out! Could give you both a timeloop to talk to out.
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
The more therapists the better, honestly. I can’t take everyone, after all. And SG shouldn’t have to take everyone in, either.
I mean with enough loops~
…No thanks.
[They stick their tongue at zym. Real mature.]
Two therapist? My, my, my! How fun! Maybe you both could work something out! Could give you both a timeloop to talk to out.
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
The more therapists the better, honestly. I can’t take everyone, after all. And SG shouldn’t have to take everyone in, either.
I mean with enough loops~
Anons, anons, anons... quite fickle things, are they not? Are you ever curious why they do the things they do?
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
No. I just wish they’d go away.
Hm, maybe I just haven't experienced them enough. They are interesting to me. Relatable in a way. Have they not been a little helpful?
Helpful on occasion, and some of them are alright, but I still don’t like them.
I can see why. Curious if any of them are pretending.
Anons, anons, anons... quite fickle things, are they not? Are you ever curious why they do the things they do?
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
No. I just wish they’d go away.
Hm, maybe I just haven't experienced them enough. They are interesting to me. Relatable in a way. Have they not been a little helpful?
[They peek under the blanket Soundwave has over them.]
That's quite unfortunate! Seems this whole things got you real worked up. Or I guess, the opposite of worked up, considering...
[They gesture at his current state.]
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
[*He's completely frozen face down under the blanket]
[*He vaguely recognizes the voice, not necessarily pleasantly]
[*Regardless, he ex vents a sigh, collecting his words]
...What do you want dude..?
[She watches, briefly amused by his current state before getting into why she was here.]
Oh yes! So remember our last conversation? About each universe and it's All Spark's?
What about it dude?
[*He sounds utterly exasperated]
[*He doesn't really feel like sitting through another lecture about failing to get Frenzy to return to the correct Well of All Sparks]
Well, considering Sparks are a tangible thing, I was wondering if I could attempt to send it to its home universe, thus, theoretically, returning it to You Well of All Sparks.
[*...]
[*He doesn't know what to think]
[*Timekeeper cookie actually offering to help for once, without making him feel worse about himself?]
[*Something feels off]
You... You can do that..?
I think so, yes, I would like to try, but I would need to exact coordinates and time of the event. Are you willing to provide those to me?
[There's an unusual glint in her eye.]
[*Soundwave glances at her doubtfully]
[*He wants to trust them, he really does]
[*...]
[*He gives her the coordinates]
June 20th, 20xx
...Why are you doing this..?
[They hum to themselves, doing some calculations in their head. Rising their scissors to their side, opening a time rift. They turn back to Soundwave.]
Why does anyone do anything? I haven't quite figured that out, emotions are something I lost long ago, they're just a fuzzy memory to me.
[She looks back to the time rift, determination filling her eyecing.]
But curiosity, That, has never left me.
What does that- Dude??
Is that a time rift- We just got rid of those??
[*He tries to pick himself up, despite being locked in place]
Dude???
[They leave in one and return in another, not a moment passing, you could've sworn they existed at the same time but that's impossible, right? She seems a little frazzled, dusting off her pants.]
That was Much rougher of a ride than I thought but I believe it has been done, a shame I can't just open something like for You, but watching you is the entertaining part!
[*That does seem impossible]
[*But it's just time bullshit, who knows]
Watching me-?! Wha- Dude-! I- Privacy-??
[*He pauses, thinking for another moment]
Did- Did you actually send her back..?
I'm literally a keeper of time! Of course I see what you're up to. Privacy isn't real!
[They tap the top of his head with the end of her scissors playfully. Overall seeming quite proud of themselves for the whole ordeal.]
And yes! If my calculations are in order.
[They pause, looking at the empty space next to her expectantly.]
And seeing as another me isn't coming to lecture me right now, I'd say that they are.
Another- what-
[*He's not sure if he should keep questioning]
[*He doesn't exactly know whether he should believe them or not]
...Well, as long as you didn't mess up the universe or anything...
Psshhhh, something like That won't mess up the Universe.
[She eyes spiral at she tries to get a read on Soundwaves expression. Their head tilts.]
You think I would lie, hm?
[*Soundwave is currently a cassette player with legs]
[*One stuck facedown on the ground at that]
...
[*He does think they would lie about that]
...I dunno dude, you absolutely sure?
[Whoops, apologies for the minor deity mode, she is one but regardless. Maybe she can just read body language really well. They blink at him.]
I can go check but I haven't figured a good method to know whose Spark belongs to who.
..What do you mean you haven't figured out a good method-??
[*He would get up if he could]
[*Can't 😔]
Have you been working on ways to do that..???
Yes? Unless it is impossible, but it's functionally a Soul so there should be a connection to the body it fused with, yes? Most you die in wars on mass so it makes it even more difficult. But Frenzy's Spark was sent to your home Universe. That I am sure.
...You're... Serious?
[*He wants to believe them]
[*He wants to believe the she made it back ok]
[*He wants to believe she and Rumble would meet again]
[*...]
[*He would be crying, if he weren't a cassette player at the moment]
[She is shockingly entertained by his reaction, mostly confused on how a cassette can emit these emotions.]
Don't know what I would get from lying. Not results! I'll tell you that much.
Dude- I- Holy frag- Sorry about that-
[*He takes a moment to gather his emotions]
[*He doesn't know how to feel about Timekeeper anymore]
...Thanks, dude- thank you so much-
Yes, good. Now go do that recharge thing you need to do for energy. You end up shutting down too often without it and not finishing you work. It is quite annoying to watch.
Wh- dude?? Why are you even watching me in the first place??
[*He is mildly uncomfortable by this]
[*..Mildly uncomfortable is an understatement]
[They blink. Tick. Tick. Tick. Oh! Their smile widens.]
What do you think those Anons are doing? Treat me somewhat like them, if it would make you understand my... view better.
...
That's... Not very reassuring dude
[*He maybe understands their view a bit better, but it's not in a particularly positive light]
Wasn't meant to be. Just meant to educate.
[They tap the top of Soundwave's... body? Head? Where his head would be. As well as they can guess at least.]
I.. Alright dude, if you say so
[*He doesn't really respond to being tapped]
[*Not that he can anyways]
...Still, thanks so much dude- I... Thanks
I still don't understand why this requires a Thanks but I suppose I appreciate it.
[They move away from Soundwave as a time rift opens next to her. Making a clicking/ticking noise with her mouth.]
Believe my time here is up. Good work with the dimensional and time stuff.
[*Soundwave whirrs quietly, trying to figure out what the hell is going on]
[*He's also not quite sure what they're referring to with the "dimensional and time stuff"]
[*He has so many questions]
Um.. Bye..? I guess??
[Not a conversation she expected to have with a legged cassette player but she's technically seen weirder things. Not by much though. They shrug and go through the time rift.]
Ta-ta!
[They peek under the blanket Soundwave has over them.]
That's quite unfortunate! Seems this whole things got you real worked up. Or I guess, the opposite of worked up, considering...
[They gesture at his current state.]
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
[*He's completely frozen face down under the blanket]
[*He vaguely recognizes the voice, not necessarily pleasantly]
[*Regardless, he ex vents a sigh, collecting his words]
...What do you want dude..?
[She watches, briefly amused by his current state before getting into why she was here.]
Oh yes! So remember our last conversation? About each universe and it's All Spark's?
What about it dude?
[*He sounds utterly exasperated]
[*He doesn't really feel like sitting through another lecture about failing to get Frenzy to return to the correct Well of All Sparks]
Well, considering Sparks are a tangible thing, I was wondering if I could attempt to send it to its home universe, thus, theoretically, returning it to You Well of All Sparks.
[*...]
[*He doesn't know what to think]
[*Timekeeper cookie actually offering to help for once, without making him feel worse about himself?]
[*Something feels off]
You... You can do that..?
I think so, yes, I would like to try, but I would need to exact coordinates and time of the event. Are you willing to provide those to me?
[There's an unusual glint in her eye.]
[*Soundwave glances at her doubtfully]
[*He wants to trust them, he really does]
[*...]
[*He gives her the coordinates]
June 20th, 20xx
...Why are you doing this..?
[They hum to themselves, doing some calculations in their head. Rising their scissors to their side, opening a time rift. They turn back to Soundwave.]
Why does anyone do anything? I haven't quite figured that out, emotions are something I lost long ago, they're just a fuzzy memory to me.
[She looks back to the time rift, determination filling her eyecing.]
But curiosity, That, has never left me.
What does that- Dude??
Is that a time rift- We just got rid of those??
[*He tries to pick himself up, despite being locked in place]
Dude???
[They leave in one and return in another, not a moment passing, you could've sworn they existed at the same time but that's impossible, right? She seems a little frazzled, dusting off her pants.]
That was Much rougher of a ride than I thought but I believe it has been done, a shame I can't just open something like for You, but watching you is the entertaining part!
[*That does seem impossible]
[*But it's just time bullshit, who knows]
Watching me-?! Wha- Dude-! I- Privacy-??
[*He pauses, thinking for another moment]
Did- Did you actually send her back..?
I'm literally a keeper of time! Of course I see what you're up to. Privacy isn't real!
[They tap the top of his head with the end of her scissors playfully. Overall seeming quite proud of themselves for the whole ordeal.]
And yes! If my calculations are in order.
[They pause, looking at the empty space next to her expectantly.]
And seeing as another me isn't coming to lecture me right now, I'd say that they are.
Another- what-
[*He's not sure if he should keep questioning]
[*He doesn't exactly know whether he should believe them or not]
...Well, as long as you didn't mess up the universe or anything...
Psshhhh, something like That won't mess up the Universe.
[She eyes spiral at she tries to get a read on Soundwaves expression. Their head tilts.]
You think I would lie, hm?
[*Soundwave is currently a cassette player with legs]
[*One stuck facedown on the ground at that]
...
[*He does think they would lie about that]
...I dunno dude, you absolutely sure?
[Whoops, apologies for the minor deity mode, she is one but regardless. Maybe she can just read body language really well. They blink at him.]
I can go check but I haven't figured a good method to know whose Spark belongs to who.
..What do you mean you haven't figured out a good method-??
[*He would get up if he could]
[*Can't 😔]
Have you been working on ways to do that..???
Yes? Unless it is impossible, but it's functionally a Soul so there should be a connection to the body it fused with, yes? Most you die in wars on mass so it makes it even more difficult. But Frenzy's Spark was sent to your home Universe. That I am sure.
...You're... Serious?
[*He wants to believe them]
[*He wants to believe the she made it back ok]
[*He wants to believe she and Rumble would meet again]
[*...]
[*He would be crying, if he weren't a cassette player at the moment]
[She is shockingly entertained by his reaction, mostly confused on how a cassette can emit these emotions.]
Don't know what I would get from lying. Not results! I'll tell you that much.
Dude- I- Holy frag- Sorry about that-
[*He takes a moment to gather his emotions]
[*He doesn't know how to feel about Timekeeper anymore]
...Thanks, dude- thank you so much-
Yes, good. Now go do that recharge thing you need to do for energy. You end up shutting down too often without it and not finishing you work. It is quite annoying to watch.
Wh- dude?? Why are you even watching me in the first place??
[*He is mildly uncomfortable by this]
[*..Mildly uncomfortable is an understatement]
[They blink. Tick. Tick. Tick. Oh! Their smile widens.]
What do you think those Anons are doing? Treat me somewhat like them, if it would make you understand my... view better.
...
That's... Not very reassuring dude
[*He maybe understands their view a bit better, but it's not in a particularly positive light]
Wasn't meant to be. Just meant to educate.
[They tap the top of Soundwave's... body? Head? Where his head would be. As well as they can guess at least.]
I.. Alright dude, if you say so
[*He doesn't really respond to being tapped]
[*Not that he can anyways]
...Still, thanks so much dude- I... Thanks
I still don't understand why this requires a Thanks but I suppose I appreciate it.
[They move away from Soundwave as a time rift opens next to her. Making a clicking/ticking noise with her mouth.]
Believe my time here is up. Good work with the dimensional and time stuff.
[They peek under the blanket Soundwave has over them.]
That's quite unfortunate! Seems this whole things got you real worked up. Or I guess, the opposite of worked up, considering...
[They gesture at his current state.]
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
[*He's completely frozen face down under the blanket]
[*He vaguely recognizes the voice, not necessarily pleasantly]
[*Regardless, he ex vents a sigh, collecting his words]
...What do you want dude..?
[She watches, briefly amused by his current state before getting into why she was here.]
Oh yes! So remember our last conversation? About each universe and it's All Spark's?
What about it dude?
[*He sounds utterly exasperated]
[*He doesn't really feel like sitting through another lecture about failing to get Frenzy to return to the correct Well of All Sparks]
Well, considering Sparks are a tangible thing, I was wondering if I could attempt to send it to its home universe, thus, theoretically, returning it to You Well of All Sparks.
[*...]
[*He doesn't know what to think]
[*Timekeeper cookie actually offering to help for once, without making him feel worse about himself?]
[*Something feels off]
You... You can do that..?
I think so, yes, I would like to try, but I would need to exact coordinates and time of the event. Are you willing to provide those to me?
[There's an unusual glint in her eye.]
[*Soundwave glances at her doubtfully]
[*He wants to trust them, he really does]
[*...]
[*He gives her the coordinates]
June 20th, 20xx
...Why are you doing this..?
[They hum to themselves, doing some calculations in their head. Rising their scissors to their side, opening a time rift. They turn back to Soundwave.]
Why does anyone do anything? I haven't quite figured that out, emotions are something I lost long ago, they're just a fuzzy memory to me.
[She looks back to the time rift, determination filling her eyecing.]
But curiosity, That, has never left me.
What does that- Dude??
Is that a time rift- We just got rid of those??
[*He tries to pick himself up, despite being locked in place]
Dude???
[They leave in one and return in another, not a moment passing, you could've sworn they existed at the same time but that's impossible, right? She seems a little frazzled, dusting off her pants.]
That was Much rougher of a ride than I thought but I believe it has been done, a shame I can't just open something like for You, but watching you is the entertaining part!
[*That does seem impossible]
[*But it's just time bullshit, who knows]
Watching me-?! Wha- Dude-! I- Privacy-??
[*He pauses, thinking for another moment]
Did- Did you actually send her back..?
I'm literally a keeper of time! Of course I see what you're up to. Privacy isn't real!
[They tap the top of his head with the end of her scissors playfully. Overall seeming quite proud of themselves for the whole ordeal.]
And yes! If my calculations are in order.
[They pause, looking at the empty space next to her expectantly.]
And seeing as another me isn't coming to lecture me right now, I'd say that they are.
Another- what-
[*He's not sure if he should keep questioning]
[*He doesn't exactly know whether he should believe them or not]
...Well, as long as you didn't mess up the universe or anything...
Psshhhh, something like That won't mess up the Universe.
[She eyes spiral at she tries to get a read on Soundwaves expression. Their head tilts.]
You think I would lie, hm?
[*Soundwave is currently a cassette player with legs]
[*One stuck facedown on the ground at that]
...
[*He does think they would lie about that]
...I dunno dude, you absolutely sure?
[Whoops, apologies for the minor deity mode, she is one but regardless. Maybe she can just read body language really well. They blink at him.]
I can go check but I haven't figured a good method to know whose Spark belongs to who.
..What do you mean you haven't figured out a good method-??
[*He would get up if he could]
[*Can't 😔]
Have you been working on ways to do that..???
Yes? Unless it is impossible, but it's functionally a Soul so there should be a connection to the body it fused with, yes? Most you die in wars on mass so it makes it even more difficult. But Frenzy's Spark was sent to your home Universe. That I am sure.
...You're... Serious?
[*He wants to believe them]
[*He wants to believe the she made it back ok]
[*He wants to believe she and Rumble would meet again]
[*...]
[*He would be crying, if he weren't a cassette player at the moment]
[She is shockingly entertained by his reaction, mostly confused on how a cassette can emit these emotions.]
Don't know what I would get from lying. Not results! I'll tell you that much.
Dude- I- Holy frag- Sorry about that-
[*He takes a moment to gather his emotions]
[*He doesn't know how to feel about Timekeeper anymore]
...Thanks, dude- thank you so much-
Yes, good. Now go do that recharge thing you need to do for energy. You end up shutting down too often without it and not finishing you work. It is quite annoying to watch.
Wh- dude?? Why are you even watching me in the first place??
[*He is mildly uncomfortable by this]
[*..Mildly uncomfortable is an understatement]
[They blink. Tick. Tick. Tick. Oh! Their smile widens.]
What do you think those Anons are doing? Treat me somewhat like them, if it would make you understand my... view better.
...
That's... Not very reassuring dude
[*He maybe understands their view a bit better, but it's not in a particularly positive light]
Wasn't meant to be. Just meant to educate.
[They tap the top of Soundwave's... body? Head? Where his head would be. As well as they can guess at least.]
[They peek under the blanket Soundwave has over them.]
That's quite unfortunate! Seems this whole things got you real worked up. Or I guess, the opposite of worked up, considering...
[They gesture at his current state.]
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
[*He's completely frozen face down under the blanket]
[*He vaguely recognizes the voice, not necessarily pleasantly]
[*Regardless, he ex vents a sigh, collecting his words]
...What do you want dude..?
[She watches, briefly amused by his current state before getting into why she was here.]
Oh yes! So remember our last conversation? About each universe and it's All Spark's?
What about it dude?
[*He sounds utterly exasperated]
[*He doesn't really feel like sitting through another lecture about failing to get Frenzy to return to the correct Well of All Sparks]
Well, considering Sparks are a tangible thing, I was wondering if I could attempt to send it to its home universe, thus, theoretically, returning it to You Well of All Sparks.
[*...]
[*He doesn't know what to think]
[*Timekeeper cookie actually offering to help for once, without making him feel worse about himself?]
[*Something feels off]
You... You can do that..?
I think so, yes, I would like to try, but I would need to exact coordinates and time of the event. Are you willing to provide those to me?
[There's an unusual glint in her eye.]
[*Soundwave glances at her doubtfully]
[*He wants to trust them, he really does]
[*...]
[*He gives her the coordinates]
June 20th, 20xx
...Why are you doing this..?
[They hum to themselves, doing some calculations in their head. Rising their scissors to their side, opening a time rift. They turn back to Soundwave.]
Why does anyone do anything? I haven't quite figured that out, emotions are something I lost long ago, they're just a fuzzy memory to me.
[She looks back to the time rift, determination filling her eyecing.]
But curiosity, That, has never left me.
What does that- Dude??
Is that a time rift- We just got rid of those??
[*He tries to pick himself up, despite being locked in place]
Dude???
[They leave in one and return in another, not a moment passing, you could've sworn they existed at the same time but that's impossible, right? She seems a little frazzled, dusting off her pants.]
That was Much rougher of a ride than I thought but I believe it has been done, a shame I can't just open something like for You, but watching you is the entertaining part!
[*That does seem impossible]
[*But it's just time bullshit, who knows]
Watching me-?! Wha- Dude-! I- Privacy-??
[*He pauses, thinking for another moment]
Did- Did you actually send her back..?
I'm literally a keeper of time! Of course I see what you're up to. Privacy isn't real!
[They tap the top of his head with the end of her scissors playfully. Overall seeming quite proud of themselves for the whole ordeal.]
And yes! If my calculations are in order.
[They pause, looking at the empty space next to her expectantly.]
And seeing as another me isn't coming to lecture me right now, I'd say that they are.
Another- what-
[*He's not sure if he should keep questioning]
[*He doesn't exactly know whether he should believe them or not]
...Well, as long as you didn't mess up the universe or anything...
Psshhhh, something like That won't mess up the Universe.
[She eyes spiral at she tries to get a read on Soundwaves expression. Their head tilts.]
You think I would lie, hm?
[*Soundwave is currently a cassette player with legs]
[*One stuck facedown on the ground at that]
...
[*He does think they would lie about that]
...I dunno dude, you absolutely sure?
[Whoops, apologies for the minor deity mode, she is one but regardless. Maybe she can just read body language really well. They blink at him.]
I can go check but I haven't figured a good method to know whose Spark belongs to who.
..What do you mean you haven't figured out a good method-??
[*He would get up if he could]
[*Can't 😔]
Have you been working on ways to do that..???
Yes? Unless it is impossible, but it's functionally a Soul so there should be a connection to the body it fused with, yes? Most you die in wars on mass so it makes it even more difficult. But Frenzy's Spark was sent to your home Universe. That I am sure.
...You're... Serious?
[*He wants to believe them]
[*He wants to believe the she made it back ok]
[*He wants to believe she and Rumble would meet again]
[*...]
[*He would be crying, if he weren't a cassette player at the moment]
[She is shockingly entertained by his reaction, mostly confused on how a cassette can emit these emotions.]
Don't know what I would get from lying. Not results! I'll tell you that much.
Dude- I- Holy frag- Sorry about that-
[*He takes a moment to gather his emotions]
[*He doesn't know how to feel about Timekeeper anymore]
...Thanks, dude- thank you so much-
Yes, good. Now go do that recharge thing you need to do for energy. You end up shutting down too often without it and not finishing you work. It is quite annoying to watch.
Wh- dude?? Why are you even watching me in the first place??
[*He is mildly uncomfortable by this]
[*..Mildly uncomfortable is an understatement]
[They blink. Tick. Tick. Tick. Oh! Their smile widens.]
What do you think those Anons are doing? Treat me somewhat like them, if it would make you understand my... view better.
[They peek under the blanket Soundwave has over them.]
That's quite unfortunate! Seems this whole things got you real worked up. Or I guess, the opposite of worked up, considering...
[They gesture at his current state.]
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
[*He's completely frozen face down under the blanket]
[*He vaguely recognizes the voice, not necessarily pleasantly]
[*Regardless, he ex vents a sigh, collecting his words]
...What do you want dude..?
[She watches, briefly amused by his current state before getting into why she was here.]
Oh yes! So remember our last conversation? About each universe and it's All Spark's?
What about it dude?
[*He sounds utterly exasperated]
[*He doesn't really feel like sitting through another lecture about failing to get Frenzy to return to the correct Well of All Sparks]
Well, considering Sparks are a tangible thing, I was wondering if I could attempt to send it to its home universe, thus, theoretically, returning it to You Well of All Sparks.
[*...]
[*He doesn't know what to think]
[*Timekeeper cookie actually offering to help for once, without making him feel worse about himself?]
[*Something feels off]
You... You can do that..?
I think so, yes, I would like to try, but I would need to exact coordinates and time of the event. Are you willing to provide those to me?
[There's an unusual glint in her eye.]
[*Soundwave glances at her doubtfully]
[*He wants to trust them, he really does]
[*...]
[*He gives her the coordinates]
June 20th, 20xx
...Why are you doing this..?
[They hum to themselves, doing some calculations in their head. Rising their scissors to their side, opening a time rift. They turn back to Soundwave.]
Why does anyone do anything? I haven't quite figured that out, emotions are something I lost long ago, they're just a fuzzy memory to me.
[She looks back to the time rift, determination filling her eyecing.]
But curiosity, That, has never left me.
What does that- Dude??
Is that a time rift- We just got rid of those??
[*He tries to pick himself up, despite being locked in place]
Dude???
[They leave in one and return in another, not a moment passing, you could've sworn they existed at the same time but that's impossible, right? She seems a little frazzled, dusting off her pants.]
That was Much rougher of a ride than I thought but I believe it has been done, a shame I can't just open something like for You, but watching you is the entertaining part!
[*That does seem impossible]
[*But it's just time bullshit, who knows]
Watching me-?! Wha- Dude-! I- Privacy-??
[*He pauses, thinking for another moment]
Did- Did you actually send her back..?
I'm literally a keeper of time! Of course I see what you're up to. Privacy isn't real!
[They tap the top of his head with the end of her scissors playfully. Overall seeming quite proud of themselves for the whole ordeal.]
And yes! If my calculations are in order.
[They pause, looking at the empty space next to her expectantly.]
And seeing as another me isn't coming to lecture me right now, I'd say that they are.
Another- what-
[*He's not sure if he should keep questioning]
[*He doesn't exactly know whether he should believe them or not]
...Well, as long as you didn't mess up the universe or anything...
Psshhhh, something like That won't mess up the Universe.
[She eyes spiral at she tries to get a read on Soundwaves expression. Their head tilts.]
You think I would lie, hm?
[*Soundwave is currently a cassette player with legs]
[*One stuck facedown on the ground at that]
...
[*He does think they would lie about that]
...I dunno dude, you absolutely sure?
[Whoops, apologies for the minor deity mode, she is one but regardless. Maybe she can just read body language really well. They blink at him.]
I can go check but I haven't figured a good method to know whose Spark belongs to who.
..What do you mean you haven't figured out a good method-??
[*He would get up if he could]
[*Can't 😔]
Have you been working on ways to do that..???
Yes? Unless it is impossible, but it's functionally a Soul so there should be a connection to the body it fused with, yes? Most you die in wars on mass so it makes it even more difficult. But Frenzy's Spark was sent to your home Universe. That I am sure.
...You're... Serious?
[*He wants to believe them]
[*He wants to believe the she made it back ok]
[*He wants to believe she and Rumble would meet again]
[*...]
[*He would be crying, if he weren't a cassette player at the moment]
[She is shockingly entertained by his reaction, mostly confused on how a cassette can emit these emotions.]
Don't know what I would get from lying. Not results! I'll tell you that much.
Dude- I- Holy frag- Sorry about that-
[*He takes a moment to gather his emotions]
[*He doesn't know how to feel about Timekeeper anymore]
...Thanks, dude- thank you so much-
Yes, good. Now go do that recharge thing you need to do for energy. You end up shutting down too often without it and not finishing you work. It is quite annoying to watch.
It’s not pride month any more cookie
😔
It isn't? Then just go back to when it was.
[They look at the anon like they're a fool.]
[They peek under the blanket Soundwave has over them.]
That's quite unfortunate! Seems this whole things got you real worked up. Or I guess, the opposite of worked up, considering...
[They gesture at his current state.]
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
[*He's completely frozen face down under the blanket]
[*He vaguely recognizes the voice, not necessarily pleasantly]
[*Regardless, he ex vents a sigh, collecting his words]
...What do you want dude..?
[She watches, briefly amused by his current state before getting into why she was here.]
Oh yes! So remember our last conversation? About each universe and it's All Spark's?
What about it dude?
[*He sounds utterly exasperated]
[*He doesn't really feel like sitting through another lecture about failing to get Frenzy to return to the correct Well of All Sparks]
Well, considering Sparks are a tangible thing, I was wondering if I could attempt to send it to its home universe, thus, theoretically, returning it to You Well of All Sparks.
[*...]
[*He doesn't know what to think]
[*Timekeeper cookie actually offering to help for once, without making him feel worse about himself?]
[*Something feels off]
You... You can do that..?
I think so, yes, I would like to try, but I would need to exact coordinates and time of the event. Are you willing to provide those to me?
[There's an unusual glint in her eye.]
[*Soundwave glances at her doubtfully]
[*He wants to trust them, he really does]
[*...]
[*He gives her the coordinates]
June 20th, 20xx
...Why are you doing this..?
[They hum to themselves, doing some calculations in their head. Rising their scissors to their side, opening a time rift. They turn back to Soundwave.]
Why does anyone do anything? I haven't quite figured that out, emotions are something I lost long ago, they're just a fuzzy memory to me.
[She looks back to the time rift, determination filling her eyecing.]
But curiosity, That, has never left me.
What does that- Dude??
Is that a time rift- We just got rid of those??
[*He tries to pick himself up, despite being locked in place]
Dude???
[They leave in one and return in another, not a moment passing, you could've sworn they existed at the same time but that's impossible, right? She seems a little frazzled, dusting off her pants.]
That was Much rougher of a ride than I thought but I believe it has been done, a shame I can't just open something like for You, but watching you is the entertaining part!
[*That does seem impossible]
[*But it's just time bullshit, who knows]
Watching me-?! Wha- Dude-! I- Privacy-??
[*He pauses, thinking for another moment]
Did- Did you actually send her back..?
I'm literally a keeper of time! Of course I see what you're up to. Privacy isn't real!
[They tap the top of his head with the end of her scissors playfully. Overall seeming quite proud of themselves for the whole ordeal.]
And yes! If my calculations are in order.
[They pause, looking at the empty space next to her expectantly.]
And seeing as another me isn't coming to lecture me right now, I'd say that they are.
Another- what-
[*He's not sure if he should keep questioning]
[*He doesn't exactly know whether he should believe them or not]
...Well, as long as you didn't mess up the universe or anything...
Psshhhh, something like That won't mess up the Universe.
[She eyes spiral at she tries to get a read on Soundwaves expression. Their head tilts.]
You think I would lie, hm?
[*Soundwave is currently a cassette player with legs]
[*One stuck facedown on the ground at that]
...
[*He does think they would lie about that]
...I dunno dude, you absolutely sure?
[Whoops, apologies for the minor deity mode, she is one but regardless. Maybe she can just read body language really well. They blink at him.]
I can go check but I haven't figured a good method to know whose Spark belongs to who.
..What do you mean you haven't figured out a good method-??
[*He would get up if he could]
[*Can't 😔]
Have you been working on ways to do that..???
Yes? Unless it is impossible, but it's functionally a Soul so there should be a connection to the body it fused with, yes? Most you die in wars on mass so it makes it even more difficult. But Frenzy's Spark was sent to your home Universe. That I am sure.
...You're... Serious?
[*He wants to believe them]
[*He wants to believe the she made it back ok]
[*He wants to believe she and Rumble would meet again]
[*...]
[*He would be crying, if he weren't a cassette player at the moment]
[She is shockingly entertained by his reaction, mostly confused on how a cassette can emit these emotions.]
Don't know what I would get from lying. Not results! I'll tell you that much.
[They peek under the blanket Soundwave has over them.]
That's quite unfortunate! Seems this whole things got you real worked up. Or I guess, the opposite of worked up, considering...
[They gesture at his current state.]
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
[*He's completely frozen face down under the blanket]
[*He vaguely recognizes the voice, not necessarily pleasantly]
[*Regardless, he ex vents a sigh, collecting his words]
...What do you want dude..?
[She watches, briefly amused by his current state before getting into why she was here.]
Oh yes! So remember our last conversation? About each universe and it's All Spark's?
What about it dude?
[*He sounds utterly exasperated]
[*He doesn't really feel like sitting through another lecture about failing to get Frenzy to return to the correct Well of All Sparks]
Well, considering Sparks are a tangible thing, I was wondering if I could attempt to send it to its home universe, thus, theoretically, returning it to You Well of All Sparks.
[*...]
[*He doesn't know what to think]
[*Timekeeper cookie actually offering to help for once, without making him feel worse about himself?]
[*Something feels off]
You... You can do that..?
I think so, yes, I would like to try, but I would need to exact coordinates and time of the event. Are you willing to provide those to me?
[There's an unusual glint in her eye.]
[*Soundwave glances at her doubtfully]
[*He wants to trust them, he really does]
[*...]
[*He gives her the coordinates]
June 20th, 20xx
...Why are you doing this..?
[They hum to themselves, doing some calculations in their head. Rising their scissors to their side, opening a time rift. They turn back to Soundwave.]
Why does anyone do anything? I haven't quite figured that out, emotions are something I lost long ago, they're just a fuzzy memory to me.
[She looks back to the time rift, determination filling her eyecing.]
But curiosity, That, has never left me.
What does that- Dude??
Is that a time rift- We just got rid of those??
[*He tries to pick himself up, despite being locked in place]
Dude???
[They leave in one and return in another, not a moment passing, you could've sworn they existed at the same time but that's impossible, right? She seems a little frazzled, dusting off her pants.]
That was Much rougher of a ride than I thought but I believe it has been done, a shame I can't just open something like for You, but watching you is the entertaining part!
[*That does seem impossible]
[*But it's just time bullshit, who knows]
Watching me-?! Wha- Dude-! I- Privacy-??
[*He pauses, thinking for another moment]
Did- Did you actually send her back..?
I'm literally a keeper of time! Of course I see what you're up to. Privacy isn't real!
[They tap the top of his head with the end of her scissors playfully. Overall seeming quite proud of themselves for the whole ordeal.]
And yes! If my calculations are in order.
[They pause, looking at the empty space next to her expectantly.]
And seeing as another me isn't coming to lecture me right now, I'd say that they are.
Another- what-
[*He's not sure if he should keep questioning]
[*He doesn't exactly know whether he should believe them or not]
...Well, as long as you didn't mess up the universe or anything...
Psshhhh, something like That won't mess up the Universe.
[She eyes spiral at she tries to get a read on Soundwaves expression. Their head tilts.]
You think I would lie, hm?
[*Soundwave is currently a cassette player with legs]
[*One stuck facedown on the ground at that]
...
[*He does think they would lie about that]
...I dunno dude, you absolutely sure?
[Whoops, apologies for the minor deity mode, she is one but regardless. Maybe she can just read body language really well. They blink at him.]
I can go check but I haven't figured a good method to know whose Spark belongs to who.
..What do you mean you haven't figured out a good method-??
[*He would get up if he could]
[*Can't 😔]
Have you been working on ways to do that..???
Yes? Unless it is impossible, but it's functionally a Soul so there should be a connection to the body it fused with, yes? Most you die in wars on mass so it makes it even more difficult. But Frenzy's Spark was sent to your home Universe. That I am sure.
[They peek under the blanket Soundwave has over them.]
That's quite unfortunate! Seems this whole things got you real worked up. Or I guess, the opposite of worked up, considering...
[They gesture at his current state.]
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
[*He's completely frozen face down under the blanket]
[*He vaguely recognizes the voice, not necessarily pleasantly]
[*Regardless, he ex vents a sigh, collecting his words]
...What do you want dude..?
[She watches, briefly amused by his current state before getting into why she was here.]
Oh yes! So remember our last conversation? About each universe and it's All Spark's?
What about it dude?
[*He sounds utterly exasperated]
[*He doesn't really feel like sitting through another lecture about failing to get Frenzy to return to the correct Well of All Sparks]
Well, considering Sparks are a tangible thing, I was wondering if I could attempt to send it to its home universe, thus, theoretically, returning it to You Well of All Sparks.
[*...]
[*He doesn't know what to think]
[*Timekeeper cookie actually offering to help for once, without making him feel worse about himself?]
[*Something feels off]
You... You can do that..?
I think so, yes, I would like to try, but I would need to exact coordinates and time of the event. Are you willing to provide those to me?
[There's an unusual glint in her eye.]
[*Soundwave glances at her doubtfully]
[*He wants to trust them, he really does]
[*...]
[*He gives her the coordinates]
June 20th, 20xx
...Why are you doing this..?
[They hum to themselves, doing some calculations in their head. Rising their scissors to their side, opening a time rift. They turn back to Soundwave.]
Why does anyone do anything? I haven't quite figured that out, emotions are something I lost long ago, they're just a fuzzy memory to me.
[She looks back to the time rift, determination filling her eyecing.]
But curiosity, That, has never left me.
What does that- Dude??
Is that a time rift- We just got rid of those??
[*He tries to pick himself up, despite being locked in place]
Dude???
[They leave in one and return in another, not a moment passing, you could've sworn they existed at the same time but that's impossible, right? She seems a little frazzled, dusting off her pants.]
That was Much rougher of a ride than I thought but I believe it has been done, a shame I can't just open something like for You, but watching you is the entertaining part!
[*That does seem impossible]
[*But it's just time bullshit, who knows]
Watching me-?! Wha- Dude-! I- Privacy-??
[*He pauses, thinking for another moment]
Did- Did you actually send her back..?
I'm literally a keeper of time! Of course I see what you're up to. Privacy isn't real!
[They tap the top of his head with the end of her scissors playfully. Overall seeming quite proud of themselves for the whole ordeal.]
And yes! If my calculations are in order.
[They pause, looking at the empty space next to her expectantly.]
And seeing as another me isn't coming to lecture me right now, I'd say that they are.
Another- what-
[*He's not sure if he should keep questioning]
[*He doesn't exactly know whether he should believe them or not]
...Well, as long as you didn't mess up the universe or anything...
Psshhhh, something like That won't mess up the Universe.
[She eyes spiral at she tries to get a read on Soundwaves expression. Their head tilts.]
You think I would lie, hm?
[*Soundwave is currently a cassette player with legs]
[*One stuck facedown on the ground at that]
...
[*He does think they would lie about that]
...I dunno dude, you absolutely sure?
[Whoops, apologies for the minor deity mode, she is one but regardless. Maybe she can just read body language really well. They blink at him.]
I can go check but I haven't figured a good method to know whose Spark belongs to who.
[They peek under the blanket Soundwave has over them.]
That's quite unfortunate! Seems this whole things got you real worked up. Or I guess, the opposite of worked up, considering...
[They gesture at his current state.]
- @timekeeper-cookie-offical
[*He's completely frozen face down under the blanket]
[*He vaguely recognizes the voice, not necessarily pleasantly]
[*Regardless, he ex vents a sigh, collecting his words]
...What do you want dude..?
[She watches, briefly amused by his current state before getting into why she was here.]
Oh yes! So remember our last conversation? About each universe and it's All Spark's?
What about it dude?
[*He sounds utterly exasperated]
[*He doesn't really feel like sitting through another lecture about failing to get Frenzy to return to the correct Well of All Sparks]
Well, considering Sparks are a tangible thing, I was wondering if I could attempt to send it to its home universe, thus, theoretically, returning it to You Well of All Sparks.
[*...]
[*He doesn't know what to think]
[*Timekeeper cookie actually offering to help for once, without making him feel worse about himself?]
[*Something feels off]
You... You can do that..?
I think so, yes, I would like to try, but I would need to exact coordinates and time of the event. Are you willing to provide those to me?
[There's an unusual glint in her eye.]
[*Soundwave glances at her doubtfully]
[*He wants to trust them, he really does]
[*...]
[*He gives her the coordinates]
June 20th, 20xx
...Why are you doing this..?
[They hum to themselves, doing some calculations in their head. Rising their scissors to their side, opening a time rift. They turn back to Soundwave.]
Why does anyone do anything? I haven't quite figured that out, emotions are something I lost long ago, they're just a fuzzy memory to me.
[She looks back to the time rift, determination filling her eyecing.]
But curiosity, That, has never left me.
What does that- Dude??
Is that a time rift- We just got rid of those??
[*He tries to pick himself up, despite being locked in place]
Dude???
[They leave in one and return in another, not a moment passing, you could've sworn they existed at the same time but that's impossible, right? She seems a little frazzled, dusting off her pants.]
That was Much rougher of a ride than I thought but I believe it has been done, a shame I can't just open something like for You, but watching you is the entertaining part!
[*That does seem impossible]
[*But it's just time bullshit, who knows]
Watching me-?! Wha- Dude-! I- Privacy-??
[*He pauses, thinking for another moment]
Did- Did you actually send her back..?
I'm literally a keeper of time! Of course I see what you're up to. Privacy isn't real!
[They tap the top of his head with the end of her scissors playfully. Overall seeming quite proud of themselves for the whole ordeal.]
And yes! If my calculations are in order.
[They pause, looking at the empty space next to her expectantly.]
And seeing as another me isn't coming to lecture me right now, I'd say that they are.
Another- what-
[*He's not sure if he should keep questioning]
[*He doesn't exactly know whether he should believe them or not]
...Well, as long as you didn't mess up the universe or anything...
Psshhhh, something like That won't mess up the Universe.
[She eyes spiral at she tries to get a read on Soundwaves expression. Their head tilts.]
You think I would lie, hm?
