Past, Present, Future

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hel-angelos:

Chiyo groaned, and looked around the room for a moment, before looking back at Xy, “O-okay, fine! It’s anime porn! B-but that doesn’t mean I watch it!”

“O-oh...And anime is the stuff you watch on the TV, right?” Xy, the expert subject changer,”Are there other kinds?”

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hel-angelos:

“That’s not what I meant!“ Ugh… why was she so awkward? “I mean it doesn’t have to be love interests to count as one! J-just never mind that example! What I meant was that they are stories where it has one male lead, and a bunch of female leads, and a reverse harem is the other way around! Jeez!“

“You still didn’t tell me what hentai is. I know you know.”

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hel-angelos:

“I-I have nooooo idea what hentai is, but harem animes are like, one male protagonist with multiple female love-interests, usually all under the same roof, or same team, and fighting each other for his attention. Nine-times out of ten though, there is the ‘main ship’ that the guy obviously ends up with at the end, and when the story arches towards the end, the other love interests get paired off. Usually at least.“ Unless it was a harem hentai, then the guy get’s with all of them but she’s not saying that aloud! 

“But uh! It’s not always sexual, sometimes it can be a soft-harem anime where it’s just one guy in a team of girls. So like, your old team would totally count!“ 

“I was part of a harem anime? But wait, none of us were love interests??? So why do we count? Also you aren’t a great liar. So wanna try that again? Or is this something I should go to Koma about?”

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“Hentai? Harum? What are those?”

@hel-angelos

[deyja-ari]

There was a box with broken zippers and 2 charms strung together with a dirty and tattered ribbon waiting for Kai.

Kai knew exactly who this was from. He was used to Xy’s strange gifts by now. Still, it’s the thought that counts, right?

“Uh.. thanks Xy!“

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“The best gift giver strikes again!”

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- From Chi, Happy Valentines!

“You asking me to dance, Chi?”

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Swapped Identities with Koma

“Huh?” This was not her forest. Did she pass out at Koma’s place again? She pushed herself up off the bed, and went to the bathroom to wash her face. And promptly fell on said face. “Ooow....”

It was then that she actually realized that something was off. Her legs were longer? Her braid was missing? So on and so on. She stumbled frantically to the bathroom to look in the mirror.

Koma stared back.

And stared back.

And stared back.

And then started laughing. “Oh my Arceus!” She could do so much with this. That added with the mental image of her friend’s eventual confusion, cause her to laugh hard enough that she needed to brace herself on the sink.

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Valentine's Day M!A's

Heart A-Flutter: For the entirety of Valentine's day (morning til midnight), your muse is infatuated by (muse of anon's choosing)!

Romance Needs: Whether they like it or not, the muse is afflicted with an intense need for romantic satisfaction that only gets worse with every hour for the entirety of Valentine's Day

Kittens & Chocolates: Secret admirer? Secret no more! Anyone that the muse has feelings for is now to be blessed with copious amounts of gifts, love letters, perhaps even songs for the entirety of Valentine's Day. The muse will be compelled to try and woo them with chocolates, teddy bears, and all other things Valentine's Day correlated.

Cupid's Arrow: For the entirety of Valentine's Day, the muse will be afflicted with an intense love for (anon chooses). With every hour, that love will grow in intensity--as will the need to have it be reciprocated.

Opposites Attract: For the entirety of Valentine's Day, the muse will have the opposite personality of how they usually behave--up until they receive a kiss from someone who is their polar opposite

Kissing Curse: For the entirety of Valentine's day, whoever drops into the inbox will receive a kiss from the muse, whether they want to or not.

Keep Your Enemies Closer: For all of Valentine's day, the muse is love-stricken by anyone who could be considered their foe! Until midnight, they will be absolutely smitten by those they once hated and actively seek out their affection.

Swapped Identities: The muse and (anon's choice) have been swapped! Body-wise, that is. Their minds and personalities are the same, but their appearances are certainly different. The only way to revise the curse is true love's kiss--or something close to it. (Better yet, if the two body swapped muses are each other's loves, they must try and find each other)

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vilesofvenom:

“Do…you know by which people? Or Organization?” If its Team Rocket, he was going to get her mother back, then.

“That’s a lot of work..” Merlow stated with a meow, licking his claws, “Do what you can, yeah?”

“Huh? There’s a way to tell people apart?” They all look the same to Xy. “I’m doing my best. A-and I’m not gonna fail. I just...Don’t know how to not fail yet.”

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victinike:

Play? Race? “Yaaay! Okay! Let’s race!” She laughed, and pointed at a tree at the top of a nearby mountain, “First to get a pinecone from under the tree wins?” 

“Okay!”Xy agreed. “Ready....set...GO!” And Xy was off, flying towards the tree.

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⁉ Announce that Xy is awesome and so much better than Koma

“Xy is awesome, and so much better than a coma.“ 

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optare-modus:

“I thought I said it right?“ Koma no.

“You didn’t and you know you didn’t. Now say it right or I will spread the most embarrassing photo I can find of you on the internet.” That was a bluff, she doesn’t know how to use the internet that well.

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optare-modus:

“Well if you can’t remember… can you just pick one?“

“...Yeah...Yeah! That could work! It would have to be in May. A super spring month! May...May....15th!”

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⁉Wear the star pants I got you awhile back

“I don’t even own those pants anymore. I think I threw them out back when we were kids.“

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optare-modus:

Crap. 

“Oh… Isaiah looked like he wanted them, so I gave them to him.“ 

Sorry Isaiah!

“RUDE!”

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unluckyvoice:

“Eh, this one intrigued me so I made a deal with him where he gets to get out of the timeline where he got hit by a truck.” Way to be blunt about it, Celebi.  

“Truth be told, I’m not overly fond of the gijinka route, personally.  I don’t think I’d have a lot of fun trying to hide the wings from humans at large.  This way I get to see the world and I don’t even technically have to go anywhere.  If nothing else, the kid’s fun to mess with every so often!”

“So you picked him so he could be your living puppet, and you wouldn’t have to travel? I may have to look into that sometime after I get done training...”

“But you’re an actual Celebi though right? And you’re old? Can I ask you a question?”

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⁉ Announce that Xy is awesome and so much better than Koma

“Xy is awesome, and so much better than a coma.“ 

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optare-modus:

“Something wrong?“

“You didn’t listen to the command! I said ‘Koma’ not ‘a coma’! Do it right!”

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optare-modus:

Koma knows that feeling…

“Is it cheating if I go back in time, and stop myself?”

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unluckyvoice:

“He’s trying to get badges from that Pokemon League thing that humans have set up here, thinking it’ll make it harder for me to take control when I want,” said Celebi, shrugging.  “Not entirely sure it’ll help, but hey, if he thinks it will who am I to stop him?”

“As for the body thing…I worded that badly.  It’s…I guess it’s safer to say we share a connection?  He can’t control my body - which I still have by the way - but I can control his sometimes.  He…doesn’t like that much.”

Ok, she could kind of get why the human wouldn’t like being controlled randomly. “Why...do you wanna have a connection with a human anyway? Humans aren’t great, and if you wanted to hang around them anyway, why not just go gijinka?”