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Reading this was so satisfying woah
South Park ep. 1 s. 19
South Park episode update:
Tumblr became principle of the school
why the fuck is south park so damn conservative garbage
like what is wrong???? with being politically??? CO R E CT!!!
ugh!!!!
this is why we need more steven universe!!!!
There is nothing wrong with being pc but forcing it upon others by using shaming and scare tactiks is definetly wrong.
The key to dancing is to be silly with your friends and being able to continue once they leave
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
mindchildofmadness submits:
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
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batman vs superman
superman: is an invulnerable immortal being with a vast array of godlike superpowers, including the power of flight and lazer eyes, and only has one physical weakness
batman:
batman:
batman:
batman:
batman:
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batman:
batman: im gonna fuckin fight him
an Incredible theory
Right, so I don’t have any programs to pull out the GIFs for anything from the movie and I haven’t found them online.
But I and my fiancee were going over some lines from the Incredibles Movie and we caught something Edna said, which struck us as odd…
“Your outfit will be ready before you next assignment.”
NEXT ASSIGNMENT
How did she know he was getting missions? Mr Incredible never said he was taking missions, in fact he was denying he was even moonlighting as a hero at this point.
Unless.
She knew Syndrome.
Now we know Syndrome has money, he has power, and he’s been trying to set himself up as a Hero. If he’s been using his resources to find all these heros it wouldn’t take much for him to also look up the person who was their costume designer.
And he would very likely have approached her. After all, he’s wanting to set himself up as a hero.
Now Edna, she’s been working with heros her entire career. She knows a real hero when she sees one. And we also know she too is in a position of power and has her own resources to draw from. It stands to reason that she would very likely read Syndrome pretty easy and know that 2+2 equals fish in this case. BUT, she’s not a super herself. She’s also in hiding. If she refused to make Syndrome’s outfit for him he could very likely cause her a LOT of trouble.
Edna can’t do much, she is not in a position to be able to tell anyone about what’s going on, supers are not in good standing and ones disappearing, well no one is searching for them at all. What else can she do?
She can manipulate things as she sees the opportunity show itself to her.
Mr Incredible comes to her about repairing his costume. He’s obviously on Syndrome’s hit list (hell she likely got Syndrome monologuing and knows everything going on)
She already had the outfits for the rest of his family ready before Helen even got there.
She knew their powers. She knew the best things to say to Helen that would get her to go help her husband.
She placed a tracking device without telling Mr Incredible in all the suits. She put that device into his suit apparently BEFORE she made the ones for his family.
She gave them the resources, put them into the path that would allow them the best chance of stopping Syndrome, because she knew this situation needed real heros.
And she did one other thing for them. One major thing that goes against everything she is so vehemently against.
She gave Syndrome a Cape.
Context: My players are trying to convince a prisoner to smuggle them into an enemy stronghold. Player (OOC): “Is there anything in his loot that he might want?” DM (OOC): “Uh…he has gems? Some coins?” Player 2 (OOC): “Nothing we can hold for ransom?” DM (OOC): “He has…a saddlebag?” Player 1(OOC): “Hm. Okay, then.” Player 1: “Can you give us a hand with something?” Prisoner: “Yes, anything!” Player 1 (OOC): “I knock him unconscious and cut off his hand.” Player 2 (OOC): “I use Summon Water on a bucket.” Player 1 (OOC): “And I use Chill Touch to freeze the water.” Player 2: “We have to do this quick, because I have zero idea how long a detached hand stays viable.” ***moment of shocked reflection*** Player 1 (OOC): “Damn, that was f*cked up.” Player 2 (OOC): “Yeah, I LOVE this character!”
That "be yourself" shit don't work if you're an introvert 😐
Gotta be a whole another person if I want to get a job or just trying to make friends.
FINALLY!!!!!! SOMEONE GETS IT!
I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club
She’s kind of like the little sister I never wanted.
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