Researcher Marvin “Aphelion” ▇▇

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[timelord-lokitty]

sorry this blog is dead

[swung-4nd-m1ss3d]

maybe i just dont talk to my coworkers enough but I didnt realise dr glass was gay? or at the very least bisexual? Just found out

[timelord-lokitty]

hey oomf i think that breaks some kind of ethics protocol …

[swung-4nd-m1ss3d]

I dont think glass is under the impression that "Sigmund Brocklehurst (32)" is his patient

[timelord-lokitty]

what shit kind of secret identity name is “Sigmund Brockelhurst”

[swung-4nd-m1ss3d]

maybe i just dont talk to my coworkers enough but I didnt realise dr glass was gay? or at the very least bisexual? Just found out

[timelord-lokitty]

hey oomf i think that breaks some kind of ethics protocol …

[swung-4nd-m1ss3d]

in my free time I plot on the downfall of my coworkers

[timelord-lokitty]

even me? 🥹

[timelord-lokitty]

im gonna b honest w you twin its 2 am and i looked behind me in terror bc i did not process this as “youre back”

[swung-4nd-m1ss3d]

in my free time I plot on the downfall of my coworkers

[timelord-lokitty]

even me? 🥹

[swung-4nd-m1ss3d]

can u venmo me 5$ i rlly need to buy a milkshake

- @timelord-lokitty

I don't use venmo. or... or any online money transfer app. I can do bank transfer but do note that I have an interest rate of 5% per loan. also highly unprofessional that you have sent me a monetary request via tumblr askbox instead of emailing.

unless you're asking for a 'favour' as a 'friend'. in which case come to my office and ill give you $15 to get me a milkshake and a snack

[timelord-lokitty]

be there in 10 😘

[swung-4nd-m1ss3d]

why is accountant a gender on this form

[timelord-lokitty]

IF YOU IDENTIFY AS A THREE EYED BASTARD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DM ME

[notanaliendefinetelynot]

mmmmmmm?

[timelord-lokitty]

oh who is you

[justtaurice]

ts is literally u bro

- @timelord-lokitty

YES except they cannot force me. my work-life balance is either hiking beautiful and extreme terrain at an intensity that might straight up kill a regular guy or lurking the innermost parts of an LED-lit facility for days on end. very little in-between the whiplash is insane actually what does "ts" mean

[timelord-lokitty]

icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmo

[swung-4nd-m1ss3d]

why is accountant a gender on this form

[timelord-lokitty]

IF YOU IDENTIFY AS A THREE EYED BASTARD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DM ME

[justtaurice]

new pfp bitchaaaaassss

[timelord-lokitty]

why do you look so smug. your pfp should be the pic where you look like a neglected pou