are you telling me robin laid this egg?

[timelybernard]

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[chamiryokuroi]

Family Dinner with the Wayne’s in where Bernard is trying his best at pretending as if he doesn’t know everyone’s secret identity, he drops enough hints to make everyone question his knowledge but he is so silly, so normal, there is no way right, right?

Bernard the ultimate rage baiter.

[nik-nacks]

Bernard does indeed need more friends and I propose that one random background character with the 76 jacket and baseball cap. (The guy in the background of some e grieves panels and he maybe sorta reappears when Bernard's friends are getting questioned about his disappearance)

[timelybernard]

Batman: Urban Legends #5 (2021)

"just thought it was home stuff" okay. so... bernard has a lot of bruises? probably happened at his house! why? bc apparently, in his friend's mind, that's a perfectly reasonable assumption to make about the people bernard shares a roof with. not only does that imply he is willing to believe one of or both of bernard's parents would hurt him physically, but it also implies he thinks they would do so frequently ("a lot of") and severely enough to leave visible welts... right... well thats. um

[timelybernard]

its time to give bernard his car back

[savoye]

blazer bernard is blasphemy he was actually wearing a leather shirt collar bomber jacket and i have proof ☝️

note the lack of lapels! very important! there's only the base upper portion of the collar + when drawn in detail, we can see a horizontal back yoke. most traditional formal blazers do not have back yokes. back yokes are more common in *casual jackets. and as a general rule, good fitting blazers are supposed to cover most if not all of your backside. bernard's jacket doesn't! it's way too short! therefore: His Jacket Is Not A Blazer

[timelybernard]

bernard/ives as a concept🤔 i think initially bernard would like ives more than ives would like him (as is often the case w bernard) because he is an incessant gossip boy which by itself would already irritate the hell out of ives who is someone that makes an conscious effort to hide his business from people. bernard finding out about ricky rat would literally send him into a coma. if you put them in a room to talk about any topic ppl are surprised they both make it out alive. its never uneventful. they are technically friends but ives is principally averse to admitting it. like heaven forbid ives appears to actually enjoy bernards company. he cant give that guy any big headed notions that he's tolerable lest he becomes too confident and therefore even more unbearable lmao whos going to stop him then

[timelybernard]

ives: i cant wait for bernard to make a stupid fucking contrived conspiracy theory about this movie or whatever as if i care about his opinion on the matter (head in hands)

[timelybernard]

bernard/ives as a concept🤔 i think initially bernard would like ives more than ives would like him (as is often the case w bernard) because he is an incessant gossip boy which by itself would already irritate the hell out of ives who is someone that makes an conscious effort to hide his business from people. bernard finding out about ricky rat would literally send him into a coma. if you put them in a room to talk about any topic ppl are surprised they both make it out alive. its never uneventful. they are technically friends but ives is principally averse to admitting it. like heaven forbid ives appears to actually enjoy bernards company. he cant give that guy any big headed notions that he's tolerable lest he becomes too confident and therefore even more unbearable lmao whos going to stop him then

[cactus-k0ala]

I need Darcy Thomas and Bernard Dowd friendisms guys...it's critical.

[the-kinning-hour]

Currently laying in the sun and trying to just relax and enjoy photosynthesizing but I can’t stop thinking about how to make Bernard twunkier

[timelybernard]

[timelybernard]

says the fairy gayfather, gayly

[timelybernard]

who hates bernard dowd more

mr. dowd

moriarty

Voting ended onMay 24

[chronicdelusionistsart]

Moriarty propaganda

[mochineesan]

[timelybernard]

who hates bernard dowd more

mr. dowd

moriarty

Voting ended onMay 24

[gotticalavera]

Idea where young Tim travels to the future and meets the future versions of Tim and Bernard.

While they try to send him back to his own time, past!Tim doesn't understand why future!Tim is taking a break from the mantle of vigilant... And besides, he's having thoughts (not at all heterosexual) about how future!Bernard is treating him.

Future!Tim is slightly bothered by past!Tim's presence because it reminds him of the mistakes he made and how he prioritized Robin over his civilian life. Furthermore, past!Tim is ruining him vacation because he can't kiss or be affectionate with his fiancé because he wasn't out of the closet at that time.

On the other hand, Bernard may be spoiling past!Tim too much because he finds him adorable; he may feel his fiancé's jealousy gnawing at him and will wake up in pain.

[timelybernard]

hi there! i've got something for you! i think you'll like this fic (linked below) by the lovely scarletsorceress. not only does it explore the concept of young tim time traveling and meeting adult bernard, but we also get to see teenage bernard and darla hanging out in the future too. their banter is very charming and it is already packing in so much goodness ^u^

Eight Years Is A Long Time To Be Missing by ScarletSorceress on Ao3

English, Multi-Chapter (2/?), Word Count: 19,629

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Summary:

The screaming. The shooting. Rushing feet and tear-filled eyes.

A day that should have ended in the death of a girl.

Only somehow, that's not what happened. Now if only Tim could figure out what had, maybe he could get home with Bernard and Darla still in one piece. A trip through time, another spout of retirement and stalking their future selves; it was the least this trio would do to get home without tipping off Batman. It was a tall order, but they could do it. Tim could do it...

He had to.

Relationships: Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd & Tim Drake, Darla Acquista & Bernard Dowd & Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain

content warnings are included at the beginning of each chapter, but always check the tags for updates just in case. hope you enjoy reading it as much as i did! and if you've already had the pleasure, kudos to you <3

[timdrakesstepmum]

bernard (on the phone with tim): turn around

bernard: no the other way

bernard: again, the other way

bernard: no not there, one more time!

tim: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU?

bernard: i’m not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me

[timelybernard]

tims biggest fantasy is bernard pressure washing his murder boat and scrubbing it clean with a non metal brush