are you telling me robin laid this egg?

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Tim: I was wondering if you’d be my guest... friend... person... thing to the gala.

Bernard: Like your date?

Tim: That’s also a term that could be used.

[chamiryokuroi]

Family Dinner with the Wayne’s in where Bernard is trying his best at pretending as if he doesn’t know everyone’s secret identity, he drops enough hints to make everyone question his knowledge but he is so silly, so normal, there is no way right, right?

Bernard the ultimate rage baiter.

[nik-nacks]

Bernard does indeed need more friends and I propose that one random background character with the 76 jacket and baseball cap. (The guy in the background of some e grieves panels and he maybe sorta reappears when Bernard's friends are getting questioned about his disappearance)

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Batman: Urban Legends #5 (2021)

"just thought it was home stuff" okay. so... bernard has a lot of bruises? probably happened at his house! why? bc apparently, in his friend's mind, that's a perfectly reasonable assumption to make about the people bernard shares a roof with. not only does that imply he is willing to believe one of or both of bernard's parents would hurt him physically, but it also implies he thinks they would do so frequently ("a lot of") and severely enough to leave visible welts... right... well thats. um

[timelybernard]

its time to give bernard his car back

[savoye]

blazer bernard is blasphemy he was actually wearing a leather shirt collar bomber jacket and i have proof ☝️

note the lack of lapels! very important! there's only the base upper portion of the collar + when drawn in detail, we can see a horizontal back yoke. most traditional formal blazers do not have back yokes. back yokes are more common in *casual jackets. and as a general rule, good fitting blazers are supposed to cover most if not all of your backside. bernard's jacket doesn't! it's way too short! therefore: His Jacket Is Not A Blazer

[timelybernard]

bernard/ives as a concept🤔 i think initially bernard would like ives more than ives would like him (as is often the case w bernard) because he is an incessant gossip boy which by itself would already irritate the hell out of ives who is someone that makes an conscious effort to hide his business from people. bernard finding out about ricky rat would literally send him into a coma. if you put them in a room to talk about any topic ppl are surprised they both make it out alive. its never uneventful. they are technically friends but ives is principally averse to admitting it. like heaven forbid ives appears to actually enjoy bernards company. he cant give that guy any big headed notions that he's tolerable lest he becomes too confident and therefore even more unbearable lmao whos going to stop him then

[timelybernard]

ives: i cant wait for bernard to make a stupid fucking contrived conspiracy theory about this movie or whatever as if i care about his opinion on the matter (head in hands)

[timelybernard]

bernard/ives as a concept🤔 i think initially bernard would like ives more than ives would like him (as is often the case w bernard) because he is an incessant gossip boy which by itself would already irritate the hell out of ives who is someone that makes an conscious effort to hide his business from people. bernard finding out about ricky rat would literally send him into a coma. if you put them in a room to talk about any topic ppl are surprised they both make it out alive. its never uneventful. they are technically friends but ives is principally averse to admitting it. like heaven forbid ives appears to actually enjoy bernards company. he cant give that guy any big headed notions that he's tolerable lest he becomes too confident and therefore even more unbearable lmao whos going to stop him then

[cactus-k0ala]

I need Darcy Thomas and Bernard Dowd friendisms guys...it's critical.

[the-kinning-hour]

Currently laying in the sun and trying to just relax and enjoy photosynthesizing but I can’t stop thinking about how to make Bernard twunkier

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says the fairy gayfather, gayly

[timelybernard]

who hates bernard dowd more

mr. dowd

moriarty

Voting ended onMay 24

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