The Midnight Sage

Polyamorous, Agender, Queer. I’m 25 and I’m sick of this shit. ACAB. BLM. It’s a mix of fandom, queer shit, porn and political ideology. Whatever

[mangosmoothiepussy]

happy pride month!!! have a tit pic for each of my queer identities~

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wanna tip me? my c*shapp is $horimiyas !! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

wishlist

[timemagetim]

Hey guys. After nearly a decade tumblr nuked me. I’m moving here. If you want to keep seeing my nonsense please move over there.

https://theropegoat.tumblr.com/

formerly timemagetim

Tumblr nuked me. I wasn't even a dedicated porn blog. I'm just horny.

[timemagetim]

Hey guys. After nearly a decade tumblr nuked me. I’m moving here. If you want to keep seeing my nonsense please move over there.

https://theropegoat.tumblr.com/

formerly timemagetim

Tumblr nuked me. I wasn't even a dedicated porn blog. I'm just horny.

[shencomix]

patreon.com/shencomix

[timemagetim]

Hey guys. After nearly a decade tumblr nuked me. I’m moving here. If you want to keep seeing my nonsense please move over there.

https://theropegoat.tumblr.com/

formerly timemagetim

Tumblr nuked me. I wasn't even a dedicated porn blog. I'm just horny.

[timemagetim]

Hey guys. After nearly a decade tumblr nuked me. I’m moving here. If you want to keep seeing my nonsense please move over there.

https://theropegoat.tumblr.com/

formerly timemagetim

Tumblr nuked me. I wasn't even a dedicated porn blog. I'm just horny.

[timemagetim]

Hey guys. After nearly a decade tumblr nuked me. I’m moving here. If you want to keep seeing my nonsense please move over there.

https://theropegoat.tumblr.com/

formerly timemagetim

Tumblr nuked me. I wasn't even a dedicated porn blog. I'm just horny.

[timemagetim]

Hey guys. After nearly a decade tumblr nuked me. I’m moving here. If you want to keep seeing my nonsense please move over there.

https://theropegoat.tumblr.com/

formerly timemagetim

Tumblr nuked me. I wasn't even a dedicated porn blog. I'm just horny.

[kellykline]

i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever

[aleh-atoria]

[timemagetim]

Hey guys. After nearly a decade tumblr nuked me. I’m moving here. If you want to keep seeing my nonsense please move over there.

https://theropegoat.tumblr.com/

formerly timemagetim

Tumblr nuked me. I wasn't even a dedicated porn blog. I'm just horny.

[shimblop-moved]

Happy Halloween boys. Louie Zong posted a new ghost tune

[cristalplanetheart]

[bogleech]

I love contemplating how actually scary this is. Nothing in horror movies affects me anymore but I get the most wonderful chills from the idea of these beautiful, haunting, mindless things just hovering in this murky water like a minefield for anyone foolish enough to go swimming or unlucky enough to fall in. How it’s still not as bad as being a fish small enough for them to paralyze and consume. How they regularly paralyze and consume fish but evolved before anything like a fish ever existed. A fish is such a complex creature that can see and think and navigate and be afraid but sometimes it touches these brainless, boneless, ghostly things that were just already there, millions of years sooner, and it dies and it never understands why that is. The thing that killed it and ate it doesn’t know either, it doesn’t know anything. It doesn’t have enough of a brain to even realize it has killed and eaten something. Some of its cells simply fired little harpoons into the cells of the other thing, and squirted deadly chemicals into them, and hauled up the paralyzed body to digest it. It’s a spider’s web without a spider but it still fills things with venom and eats them. :)

[a-book-of-creatures]

The best jellyfish are those that seem to trail off into forever. Like Chrysaora achlyos my beloved…

Images like that haunted me as a kid

[everythingfox]

“A bit of sax only for you”

(via)

[moonlitmorphos]

Look, I don’t make the rules but you’re legally required to watch this.

TikTok

[atomskdluffy]

The dude is having an existential crisis at the end and I UNDERSTAND

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[manypersons]

[mtfoss]

You could make so many sports 1000x more interesting by just adding a second ball into the situation

[mtfoss]

Basketball: obvious

Baseball: you are getting my attention

Hockey: now we're getting somewhere

[mtfoss]

The best possible situation is to add it to a sport that definitely doesn't have a first ball so people have to think about what's going on with the first ball

[mtfoss]

Swimming for instance

[mtfoss]

The baseball field can be entered at any edge of the field, there are multiple pitchers and multiple batters, whatever happens happens

[asundergrowth]

Two pitchers. One batter. Two bats.

[mtfoss]

Why do teachers hate innovation

[afloweroutofstone]

Tis the season

[officiallordvetinari]

A new challenger appears

[cryptid-sighting]

Fukuyama having the car from Fury Road as his avatar makes that tweet so much funnier