Memeology.

Student run blog for all of Hogwarts inside jokes. Run almost entirely by submissions. Please don't take any of us meme loving assholes seriously.

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"I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked rn. #allbloodstatusesmatter" - every privileged Pureblood, probably

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I’m not just a me. I’m also a we.

All the Marauders at some point. 

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It’s not drugs that make the drug addict, it’s the need to escape reality.

Gilderoy Lockheart || Deep thoughts when high, probably.

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You sent me to Hogwarts to get good grades, not to find a husband.

Gwenog Jones to her mother, probably. 

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Remus: I love fireworks.

Sirius: Me too.

James: Me three.

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I’ve got a feeling that today is going to be a really good day.

Xeno Lovegood

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Fighting is easy. Fighting is what I do.

Raphael Mulciber

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Jill: Please, stop screaming.

Sirius: I AM NOT SCREAMING! Where am I? I don’t know where I am, Remus.

Remus:*on the phone* Are you hearing voices?

Sirius: No, I’m…I’m seeing things.

Remus: *on the phone* Seeing things?

Sirius: There’s…There’s a crying Korean woman.

Jill: *clearly crying* I’m not…crying.

Sirius: There’s a Korean woman standing next to me and she is not crying, the same way thAT I AM NOT SCREAMING!

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Nobody’s perfect! I’ve gotta work it! Again and again ‘til I get it right!!

James Potter’s national anthem. probably.

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Remus, it’s me. Please call me back. I lost a flip flop.

Sirius Black, leaving Remus Lupin a voice mail.

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Many educated people are quite stupid.

Dorcas Meadowes, probably. 

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The real violence, the violence I realized was unforgivable, is the violence that we do to ourselves, when we’re too afraid to be who we really are

Pandora Juniper

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Benjy: FUCK!

Jill: Calm down, Benjy.

Benjy: *clearly upset and crying* I’m under attack, Jill…

Jill: Take a deep breath, please.

Benjy: *still crying* I can’t. I can’t breathe, I can’t think. I-I can’t remember anything…*tries to stop crying* Jill? Jill? Are you there?

Jill: Yes. Yes, I’m here.

Benjy: Before I went to order elotes, you know I love elotes.

Jill: Yes, you love elotes, yes.

Benjy: Now, when I tries to order elotes I couldn’t remember they were called elotes!

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I AM NOT SCREAMING.

A very stressed Kingsley Shacklebolt while clearly screaming. 

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tilden toots is a meme

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Don’t worry about ‘vosotros’

Benjy Fenwick teaching Spanish

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Aelius: Hello Narcissa, make anyone cry today?

Narcissa: Sadly no but it’s only 4:30