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'Sup? Homura Akemi here for all your time travel... Time... Thing... Travel needs. So you wanna go do something crazy, or what? [Crack Homura blog. Don't take this blog seriously.]

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"Fuckers better dance."

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“Greetings, other me.”

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"'Sup dude? Check out this totally awesome costume I got! I'm fuckin' Kyubes with this thing on!"

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"Tch. Almost got busted by the cops for a party a couple weeks ago. Those fuckers said I couldn't give my party people somethin' to drink! Can you believe that shit!?"

"Fuckin' a, man."　

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Putting complete trust in his new friend, Reisuke took the flask and drank it without hesitation. It tasted…strange. But he didn’t ask questions, like Homura had told him. He just smiled.

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"Kid, I think you're gonna be the next best thing," Homura grinned. "You can be my right hand man. We're gonna party it up all around the world!"

She took the flask back, and gave it a shake. "Hey, kid, how much of this stuff did ya drink?"

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ask-flandre495 replied to your audio post: “It’s Friday night, fuckers.”

AWWW SHIT! THIS BEAT! HOMU! THIS IS TOO STRONK!!!

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"... You better be dancin'."

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Reisuke’s expression brightened. A party? He had never been to a party before. He nodded eagerly. He wasn’t really sure why Homura would invite him. She must be a really nice person!

“Oh, a party?” he gasped. “I’d love to, Homura-chan!”

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The time travel smirked, and nodded in approval.

"Good. Very, very good," Homura said, as she stuck one hand into her blue school bag. After searching through it for a few seconds, she pulled out a silver flask. "Little boy who wants to party, you gotta try this, okay? Don't ask questions. Just try it."

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FML.

The blond sighs once more, “Okay, you can come along; I just hope you don’t get caught for being underaged.”

So, the two proceeded to a small liquor store down the street. Mami stands there now, money Homura handed to her tucked away in her pocket.

“Go ahead and pick out what you want.” Mami states to the dark haired girl.

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Party with the party people, Mami.

"The Homuster never gets caught," the dark haired girl stated, as she entered the liquor store. Her violet eyes scanned over some bottles, and she gave each a disapproving shake of the head. After browsing for a few more seconds, she finally selected a few bottles of vodoka.

"Praise Vodoka, based god of parties."

Without another word, she held the bottles out to Mami. "I've decided on these."

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"It's Friday night, fuckers."

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*I grin and stop dancing to pour us both a glass before clanging mine lightly against yours.* Cheers~

"Yeah, cheers and all that shit."

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“Hello!” the little boy greeted the dark haired girl. “Who are you?”

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"Who am I?" she repeated, with a sigh. "I'm Homura Akemi. The DJ of Time."

The raven haired girl looked down at the boy, a skeptical look on her face. "Yo, kid. You wanna party with my and my crew?" She might as well recruit him while he was young. And then she could teach him everything there was to know about good music and kick ass parties.

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“Hey there.” She gives a wide faux smile.

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"'Sup? You ready to party or what?"

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[Whoa. Suddenly got a headache... I'm gonna go sleep, I guess. See ya!]

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Whatever hon. *I hold up a bottle of spiced rum.* What say you to some good stuff then?

"Aw yeah, now you're talkin'! Pour me some o' that good stuff!"

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[Crack!Homura is a deadmau5 fan, because I'm a fan, too.]

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Ah yes. Drinks are pretty nice. Especially the high class stuff, not the cheap shit.

"The Homuster doesn't discriminate against drinks."

"I drink anything and everything. High class or cheap-- WHO CARES? JUST GIVE IT TO ME!"

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[Crack!Homura's afraid of spiders.]