bro 😔

[littlepostcards]

[korunak]

christ in the wilderness, ivan kramskoy

[gublersgoblin]

the bau as things I’ve saved

Emily:

Derek:

Jj:

Garcia:

Spencer:

Hotch:

Rossi:

[thedivinemischievousspark]

Rocky Horror Textposts

[jenny-from-the-bau-deactivated2]

thoughts on Emily, Morgan, and Garcia playing dnd together? (not quite sure who else would be in their party or who would be DM - I could maybe see Reid joining in, and maybe Tara although I'm not really far enough into the show to see how nerdy she is) I just really love the idea of them all being adorable and nerdy together and getting to relax and share some downtime!

also maybe then Jemily get together and Emily realises her being a nerd wasn't actually the problem with her love life (based on that comment she made to derek very early on about Kurt Vonnegut and trying to hide her nerdiness).

Oooh, I think Garcia is the DM. She's a good mix of silly and serious. She'd have a whole story mapped out, but be fine with people going on weird side quests.

Reid joins immediately when Garcia suggests it. Derek and Hotch think they're too cool, but they join and actually enjoy it. They like drink beer and act like they didn't put a lot of effort into their characters. Alex has been playing for like 3 editions, and is very good, but she'll go off on tangents about history and Garcia has to pull her back. Tara definitely plays. Her character flirts with Reid the entire time just to tease him.

When Emily first joins in the middle of their campaign, JJ doesn't play, but she goes and hangs out with them. She like does paperwork while they play and adds her fun little commentary. Emily's embarrassed to play at first because she doesn't want JJ to think she's a loser, but then JJ starts playing with them and her character flirts with Emily's character the whole time and then they start flirting for real and it's super cute. The whole team knows that JJ is only played to be closer to Emily, but they don't say anything. JJ ends up super into it, though, and Emily is actually like wtf you're so brutal lmaoo

[dezaturated-deactivated20220602]

destruction / creation.

[timiditie]

this is… beyond beautiful. i don’t know how to put it into words

[nothazellevesque]

early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:

Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)

Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid

Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains

Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”

Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent

Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass

David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired

Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows

Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death

like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point

[occasionalrpmemes]

Things Said/Heard at Rocky Horror Rehearsal

Note: due to the nature of RHPS, a lot of these are somewhat risque, albeit in a sorta cracky way. Nothing here has to lead to direct NSFW, but doing so would be pretty easy. (So’s Janet!)

“It’s okay. My lungs are still in my body. I’m good.”

“I have plans for your fake dick.”

“It doesn’t matter! Nothing matters! Just form a kickline!”

“Please yourselves. Not literally. At least, not on stage.”

“This is why we keep the feather boas in quarantine.”

“You- you’re a lot. I like you.”

“This is when you start to get groovy.”

“I could kiss you. I could marry you. I could buy you ice cream.”

“IT’S WEDNESDAY NIGHT. WHO’S READY TO GET SLUTTY?”

“Shit, I thought this was water polo practice.”

“Biochemical research gets me so hot.”

“This is the weirdest aerobics session I’ve ever seen.”

“I claim my prize.”

“I haven’t been this aroused since Nixon was president.”

“Where are the horses? I thought there would be horses.”

“I need you to channel your inner vodka aunt. I need you to channel your inner 10,000 vodka aunts.”

“Make it weirder. I know it’s weird. But make it weirder.”

“You’re, like, a sex god. You’re like a Nobel Prize winner sex god.”

“I like to approach all my problems crotch-first.”

“Okay, who here knows the Funky Chicken?”

“I’m so proud of you. You’re going to make me cry.”

“Anyone have a tampon?”

“Anyone have a hair band?”

“Anyone have any idea what’s going on?”

“There will be no actual nudity and no actual murder-cannibalism- at least, if everything goes according to plan.”

“Where’s the glitter and why is everyone sober?”

“Don’t worry about me. I’m having a good time.”

“You fuck with my boas, I will fuck with you.”

“It’s all cool. Nothing is on fire. Yet.”

“We’re allowed to step on you if you’re in the way.”

“OH SHIT MY TITS ARE OUT”

“I’m glad that we dream about each other in the worst possible ways.”

“It’s awful. I love it.”

“You. Me. Selfie. Now.”

“Feel this fabric. Now imagine it rubbing against your nipples. Frantically.”

“We are not responsible for any weird boners you may get this evening.”

“You guys, I just- I just love you so much. I’m so happy. You guys.”

[melodyherwholelifelong]

RHPS had a lot going on.

The Transylvanians running a church 

Marriage proposal. He drops the ring 💍

Riff-Raff’s iconic solo in There’s A Light

Science Convention

Frank came down the elevator, sang, and immediately went back up.

Creature created for pleasure; Has half of Frank’s ex-lover’s brain 🧠

Biker in the freezer

Murder by ice pick

Deflowerings

Voyeurism (those little tv’s spying on everyone)

Incest (Riff-Raff and Magenta, unless sister/brother is just slang?)

Magnets 🧲

Sex in a tank

Cannibalism (Rocky definitely ate the meat)

Frank gets called a Hot Dog 🌭

Medusa!

Columbia’s iconic nip slip

Swimming pool orgy

Mutiny: Riff-Raff decides he’s not taking any more shit, and Magenta really wants to go home

Frank’s ballad 🎤

Lasers

Entire mansion blasting off into space, leaving the survivors to walk home in lingerie 👠

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

whoever invented stuffed animals really just understood whats important in life. sometimes you just wanna hold a guy

[curseworm]

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

[haru-snixx]

[imsoglitter]

RHPS is so relatable...

Brad: Secretly pretty gay

Janet: Sleeps with two men at the first sign of a minor inconvenience

Riff Raff: Will murder for attention

Magenta: Just wants to go home

Columbia: Hides her depression behind glitter and makeup

Frank: Loses his shit over a basic blonde boy

Rocky: Has been alive for three (3) minutes is already complaining

Eddie: Shows up, plays a sick sax solo, and dies

Dr. Scott: Crashes a party to complain about his relatives

The Criminologist: Has nothing to do with what happened, just lives for the Drama TM

[jellogram]

My girlfriend 💕

[prose-n-scripts]

so I go to animation school now

[calico-and-lace]

please unmute this

[dazzleyourmindseye]

That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn’t a real rooster. He said he’s a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he’s small, but he has feelings.

[wordsaremine]

@todaysbird

[melodyherwholelifelong]

When Columbia’s nipples made a surprise appearance

[timiditie]

😭😭😭

……..they’re not wrong tho