not quite at ease, half shy, half assertive

Addison || he/him || 20s || INTJ || Type 6 || profile pic picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2120994 || writing blog @addisons-damn-dialogue

[jenpsaki]

Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

Didn't vote in 2020? Cards Against Humanity will pay you to apologize.

This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen

[jenpsaki]

Holy shit

[spiderywigglerodstuff]

I am not going to go into the ethics of voting and evils of America in this post. This will be my last political post for a while, but please - as funny as this is, please vote. Imagine if every single voting age tumblr user voted and however small that might be, how many thousands would help

You can't convince the Trump cultists to change, but you might be able to get someone who isn't going to vote to do so and prevent this hellhole country from slipping deeper into the abyss

[thedivinemischievousspark]

Gay gay gay I'm gay I'm so gay I'm so fucking gayyyyy

[whereisthesun]

I HATE MORAL OCD. well i shouldnt say hate thats a strong word. and i dont want to sound like i hate people WITH moral ocd because i dont of course. i just hate having it. but i shouldnt think that, i do like having morals, its just stressful to be thinking about them so constantly and scrutinizing every little thing i do or think. but really thats the least i could do so i should at least try, right? just because i suffer from— no, struggle with moral ocd doesn’t mean i should just stop thinking about things all together, thats not what im saying and i should make that clear, but i

[byjove]

imagine the only surviving photo of you being an 1890s cabinet card of you trying to put your leg behind your head

[byjove]

Her identity has never been concretely established and this photo continues to bring us mirth and entertainment 140 years later. A legacy all her own.

[byjove]

that was a reference to this photo.

which made me think of other highly amusing historical photos of unknown people I have seen. teacup boob lady is my #1.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

So tonight I joined my parents, and the neighbours, at the local pub quiz. We won, and won the bonus round, much to the annoyance of the other teams. Apparently my parents and their friends win every other week. Nerds. So to prank them the landlord had a special “Super Hard Pub Question” for us for double or nothing on our prize (vouchers for a gallon of beer) to let the rest of the pub feel better because we were “guaranteed to lose” since there was “no way we could know the answer.” I got picked to answer it because I’m the youngest and have less General Knowledge.

The question?

“What is the word for beer in Ancient Egyptian?”

Pub: *loud raucous laughter and cheering*

Landlord: *looks smug*

Me: Do you want that in English or in the original Hieroglyphs?

Landlord: The hieroglyphs of course!

Pub: *more laughter*

Me: *scribbles quickly in the 10 seconds I had to answer*

Landlord: Fuck. Me. 

Pub: *utter silence broken only by someone at the back exclaiming WTF* 

Landlord: How did you even know that?

Me: You picked the one person here who can read them?

Landlord: Oh shit it’s you isn’t it?

Dad yelling from the back: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s safe to say we’re simultaneously fucking legends/not very popular at the local right now.

[beardedboggan-deactivated201812]

This is my new favorite post.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

sorry that it didnt make you chihaha

[20thcenturystarlet]

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

[thepeelingrenoir]

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

[thepeelingrenoir]

My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography... I've just never seen anything like it.

[jammerific]

I think this is the first time I've ever been wowed by "this ISN'T a painting"!

[the-real-seebs]

wow, yeah, that... that looks very obviously like a painting. i can't even imagine how you get a set to look like that.

[roach-works]

look at how the costumes are a mix of reflective satin and gauzy folds and chunky gilt ribbons and feather boas. the human figures *blend* into the painterly background, because their clothes and hair are constructed to have *brushstrokes*. that's absolutely magnificent.

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachdoxie]

Everyone here is dead.

[memesnotwelcome]

[sawasawako]

hold on a second man…

[vee-not-afraid]

@insect-p0sitivity tags peer approved

[byjove]

how badly will this suck ass?

it’ll be great

it will suck on levels on par with Dorian Gray (2009)

it will be the worst adaption of Dorian Gray ever put to screen

Voting ended onAug 28, 2024

[kareem-family]

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[kareem-family]

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[catchymemes]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[catchymemes]

[thedivinemischievousspark]

@jezifster

[catchymemes]

[tomassci]

we did it tumblr

[transgender-mp3]

SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE???

[damascusdalek]

Not only has Goncharov broken containment but it's now fully immortalized in print. Fantastic work everyone.

[generallemarc]

Truly, the greatest mafia movie ever made.

[2103lovexx]

Congratulations to everyone who moved on without the genuine apology or closure you deserved. That's not easy.