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"Hillary Clinton and I believe in comprehensive immigration reform; Donald Trump believes in Deportation Nation."

"Do you want a 'you're hired!' president in Hillary Clinton, or do you want a 'you're fired!' president in Donald Trump?"

Former hottie and current Hillary-Clinton-running-mate Tim Kaine has made an impression on the national stage with low-key southern charm, general affa ...

“On Thursday night’s Late Show, Stephen Colbert enlisted his colleague Mark Spada—a former Colbert Report contributor and undeniable Kaine lookalike—to pose as the Democratic Vice Presidential candidate on the streets of New York. Spada nailed that Kaine-as-dad role: sporting his goofy smile, expertly replicating his love for harmonicas, and intermixing Spanish and English just a smidge too often.”

Tim Kaine wants to be our dad, but we already have one, so just give it up already GOSH.

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Men are not exempt from the political dress game, and on Wednesday the vice-presidential candidate played his role to perfection.

“Mr. Kaine may have a lot of experience in government (he does), and foreign policy and military cred (he does), all of which were most material in his selection as vice-presidential candidate, but he is also unshowy; he’s the normal guy, in contrast to a woman in extraordinary circumstances. The one who doesn’t wear designer duds. The one everyone who doesn’t relate to Mrs. Clinton can relate to.

At least, in those clothes he was.“

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"I guess I've got to acknowledge I do have a slightly goofy quality."

"I guess I've got to acknowledge I do have a slightly goofy quality," he continued. "Some find it endearing and some find it annoying. I can't make myself do it or undo it, it's just kind of who I am. That others picked up on it and are, kind of, ribbing me about it, I don't think that's all bad."

“In a Twitter post directed at Mr. Trump, Mr. Kaine wrote that the hotel’s air-conditioning ‘is fine & you should pay them for it.'

Then he offered his own zinger.”

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/07/28/us/politics/tim-kaine-speech.html?_r=1

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