Welcome, traveller

[fuks]

[jaxsonwolf]

xrvchel:

fionatheconartist:

Person 1: How do you run this thing? Person 2, off-camera: Move the sticks Person 1: [screaming continuously] 

Me in any machinery

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via pallas-athena)

[text-mode]

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

[undergroundmonorail]

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

[ayellowbirds]

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

[dr-archeville]

R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 

[hotcoins]

me with a cursed amulet

me: but it makes me look cute and the shadow that follows me makes me active, i get out more 

[co-existence]

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

[gifaknet-deactivated20181110]

[video]

[dutchstore]

[jimbenton]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Jim Benton

[buzzfeedau]

It took two of us multiple minutes to figure out this joke.

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

It took me seeing this 5 time to figure it out

[maddigzlz-deactivated20190423]

listen

[willgrahamscock]

do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date

[baanana-pancakes]

senior graduation

[thesquidville]

[jacey-deactivated20200402]

[rheeandor]

bc i can’t be the only one who was reminded of this while watching tfa

[tastefullyoffensive]

BB-8 as Donkey from Shrek.

[digg]

[gingerhaze]

i’d watch an entire series about bodybuilders in a tiny town

[yodelmachine]

My laundry basket is self-loading.

[transpondster]

Wisconsin player Nigel Hayes whispers comment into hot mic about a woman in the press room, realizes the whole room heard him.

[cheese24k]

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

[arealtomato]

IT’S BACK

[fangirltothefullest]

This would be ideal if she wanted to show someone an acting portfolio.

[little-miss-guided]

not to mention she also has singing versatility and video editing skills

[fairylills-deactivated20190514]

always reblog

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

I’m the one in the sequin skirt