You'll welcome Hell after I'm done with you

Name's Tim 'Tinderbox' W. I work as a pyro for RED, and let me tell you, I'm not like one of those normal, muffle-faced idiot pyro's who don't know which side of the flamethrower burns. I have a face, I have a voice, and boy is it going to be heard. Unless you're BLU or a spy, you're welcome to hang around here. Excuse the pun, it WILL get heated in here. There will be swearing, gore, burning and whatever the fuck else I decide to post. [tf2rp] ---- Just so you know, if it ever seems like I didn't respond to a post, I'm not ignoring you. Tumblr can go a bit too fast, so just message me and I'll reply. Sorry in advance ;-;

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Thanks to the people who started following me

I don't know when, I haven't been overly active anyway.

Hah.

Oops.

-goes back to burning stuff-

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Gonna head off for the night.

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louisgaudet:

timtinderbox:

louisgaudet:

timtinderbox:

A few months, I can’t exactly remember when the train dropped me off here. Time flies.

Aah, I see. For me eet seems like time eez moving slowly; eet feels like I ‘ave been ‘ere for longer. *shrug*

Weird. Is there a problem with the place? I know some of the people are less than likable, whichiswhyIhatemostspies

Not really, no. I ‘ave run eento a few.. less zan plesant people, but zat’s to be expected anywhere. I don’t know, eet might be because of how leetle sleep I ‘ave been getting.

Very true.

And sleep seems to leave you when you join RED. I don't know what it is, but it's.. well, just weird.

[spectre-grim]

Blah blah I'm back, blah blah no one cares ugh..

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I don't really know you, but I care! Welcome back!

..Who are you?

[batterswing]

Hey! Juss got in an' Tim's Back!

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batterswing:

timtinderbox:

batterswing:

Oh hello again.

S’bin a while

Not much, man. Glad to be back with all of you.

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louisgaudet:

timtinderbox:

A few months, I can’t exactly remember when the train dropped me off here. Time flies.

Aah, I see. For me eet seems like time eez moving slowly; eet feels like I ‘ave been ‘ere for longer. *shrug*

Weird. Is there a problem with the place? I know some of the people are less than likable, whichiswhyIhatemostspies

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louisgaudet:

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louisgaudet:

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Oh, there’s my name. And wait, what- Tim…….. :I

Eet’s ze name of ze song, eet was not meant to be directed at you. :I

Oh, that`s disappointing.

Hah, alright.

Well, unless you want me to tell you zat I weesh you were born a girl. In wheech case; Tim, I weesh you were born a girl.

Mhm. Eet ees a quite nice song.

An interesting kink, to say the least.

I should look it up sometime.

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louisgaudet:

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louisgaudet:

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louisgaudet:

timtinderbox:

Ohfuckanothersp-

I mean, hello. I haven’t seen you around before ‘ndIwasgladtokeepitthatway, so welcome to RED.

Ehh, salut. Merci, I suppose.

My name eez...

A few months, I can't exactly remember when the train dropped me off here. Time flies.

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louisgaudet:

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Oh, there’s my name. And wait, what- Tim…….. :I

Eet’s ze name of ze song, eet was not meant to be directed at you. :I

Oh, that`s disappointing.

Hah, alright.

[batterswing]

Hey! Juss got in an' Tim's Back!

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batterswing:

Oh hello again.

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toobluforyou:

PUT FMKS IN MY ASK BOX!~

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louisgaudet:

timtinderbox:

louisgaudet:

timtinderbox:

louisgaudet:

timtinderbox:

Ohfuckanothersp-

I mean, hello. I haven’t seen you around before ‘ndIwasgladtokeepitthatway, so welcome to RED.

Ehh, salut. Merci, I suppose.

My name eez Louis. And yours?

Er.

You can call me Tim.

-Gives a confused look under his mask-

Zen salut, Tim.

Somezing wrong?

No. I’m good.

How long have you been here for?

Eef you say so.

About.. a week or so, maybe longer? I’m not sure.

Odd, but okay.

Finding RED alright?

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The last GIF in your folder is your reaction to walking in on your parents having sex

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thegingerpyro:

thesneakysniper:

bumblingb:

datcracker:

comethefuckon-eileen:

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Submitted by: datcracker

YEEEEAH awesome! My idea :3

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thegingerpyro:

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thegingerpyro:

-gets out her sewing supplies and pulls up a rocking char, humming quietly-

We have kids at the base?

How much have I missed?!

-she laughs- yeah! Etta has a son and a daughter… although I’m not sure if the...

...

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louisgaudet:

timtinderbox:

louisgaudet:

timtinderbox:

Ohfuckanothersp-

I mean, hello. I haven’t seen you around before ‘ndIwasgladtokeepitthatway, so welcome to RED.

Ehh, salut. Merci, I suppose.

My name eez Louis. And yours?

Er.

You can call me Tim.

-Gives a confused look under his mask-

Zen salut, Tim.

Somezing wrong?

No. I'm good.

How long have you been here for?

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Hmm.... Maybe I'll sew some stuffed animals now that we have so many kids at the base....

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thegingerpyro:

timtinderbox:

thegingerpyro:

-gets out her sewing supplies and pulls up a rocking char, humming quietly-

We have kids at the base?

How much have I missed?!

-she laughs- yeah! Etta has a son and a daughter… although I’m not sure if the daughter has grown out of stuffed animals  yet, her son definitely has. But Gabby and Dev have a newborn little girl! 

Er..

...Isn't it kind of dangerous to have kids at the base?

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louisgaudet:

timtinderbox:

Ohfuckanothersp-

I mean, hello. I haven’t seen you around before ‘ndIwasgladtokeepitthatway, so welcome to RED.

Ehh, salut. Merci, I suppose.

My name eez Louis. And yours?

Er.

You can call me Tim.

-Gives a confused look under his mask-