Boop!

Michigan. Nerd. Cosplayer. Lovable idiot.

[discount-wizard-spells]

Fav line from the movie

[huyandere]

i love weird barbie

[valtsv]

i will ALWAYS clap my hands excitedly and lean forward in my seat when someone tells a character to "keep your dog on a leash" only for it to turn out they're referring to another person

[secondbeatsongs]

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

[soberscientistlife]

[whatbigotspost]

Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.

[valtsv]

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

[valtsv]

til death or some guy do us part

[snartles]

Resident Evil my beloved. Leon!!

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

the renfield movie was objectively not good on its own but it does have two high quality elements that raise its merit by at least 25%

nicholas hoult running around looking and acting like an absolute wet cat of a man

nicholas cage just having a really good time

[soapteeth]

y'know, i don’t ask for much, renfield. only a couple dozen innocent people

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[elfcollector]

HUNNIGAN IN THE RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE.

[threnodians-archived-deactivate]

“i play resident evil for the plot”

the plot:

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[whatinthefugckingsheeett]

[only-cat-memes]

[catchymemes]

[whentvsfly]

Let's make a color together!

Red

Green

Blue

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

[whentvsfly]

Here's the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

[pococurantina]

i believe we've reached a consensus

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"