Littlest Merc Base

An agere blog for all the mercs! Run by Mod Hunnabee (I’m still here!) DNI: People who bring hate, nsfw, transphobic, ableist, racist, homophobic, anti agere, and other basic DNI criteria! Mod is autistic and has ADHD so I’m sorry if I interpret things wrong!

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Hello! This a tf2 blog based on agere (age regression)! All littles (and others) are allowed on this blog as long as you don’t bring hate and keep the interaction safe for work! This blog is inspired by those hazbin hotel agere blogs that started popping up! (This blog is not a requests for writing blog.)

I am allowed to not answer asks. I’m human too. It also may take me awhile to answer asks. I’ve been quite tired as of late.

Whenever I respond as just the mod, I’ll do it like this!

This blog is supportive of all kinds of regressors! I have no issues with asks about padded agere either! Some of the littles on this blog are padded!

All 9 mercs are on this blog! Some of the mercs are regressors, some are flips, and some are caretakers so I’ll list them here! I’ll only be doing the mercs because they’re the only ones I’m really able to write.

Scout: Little. 5-7

Soldier: Flip with little lean. 4-9

Pyro: Little. 1-5

Engineer: Caregiver.

Demoman: Flip with caregiver lean. 6-8

Heavy: Caregiver.

Medic: Cargiver.

Sniper: Little. 3-6

Spy: Caregiver.

Anon list: 🧸,🪣, 🎠, 🌙, 🪐, 🌟,🌲, ⚾️, 🧶

Have a good day everyone!

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spy, do u like playing with the littles? if so, what's ur favourite game to play with them?

“I do not tend to play with the little ones. I prefer to sit on the sidelines and watch them.”

Engineer walks past Spy, stopping to speak.

“He was playin’ Hide and Seek with ‘em an hour ago.”

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random little things sniper does ?

Little! Sniper: a collection of strange habits

Sniper tends stare at the other mercs if they walk past him. He might do this out of his instinct but we’re not quite sure.

He likes to hide in random places. Not because he’s scared or anything, just for fun.

Once stole one of Engi’s wrenches to chew on??

Often points out any animal he sees and won’t move on from it until someone acknowledges it

Used to have a necklace made of various bones, primarily teeth. It was confiscated because he kept gnawing on it.

He likes to drink coffee in his sippy cup (tell no one)

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Which little is the most sensitive when regressed? (Can get tempered up/cry easily)

Soldier is very fussy when tiny. He wants to do things his way. Heavy says it’s best to give Soldier some time to settle down before going on with things.

Sniper gets overwhelmed quite easy so he often shuts down as a result.

Scout is a mix of both. Depends on what’s happening. Sometimes you get a 20 minute tantrum or a crying ball of blankets. Spy is often seen just carrying Scout around and gently swaying the boy to and fro.

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sniper is just autistic,, ( i say this with absolute love and affection, )

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And you are correct, my lad. You’ve cracked the secret code of this blog. ~Mod

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i absolutely need to know what everyone’s favourite colours are and also what everyone’s favourite animals are

(also can I be 🧶 anon)

Scout likes the colour orange and his favourite animal is a squirrel

Soldier says ‘America is the best colour.’ His favourite animal is raccoons and bald eagles.

Pyro loves anything sparkly and pink. They also have a joy for unicorns or horses in general.

Engi likes a good dark blue and longhorn cattle. He says they remind him of home.

Demo enjoys a rusty colour and he claims his favourite animal is sea monsters. He’s also mentioned that he does enjoy watching videos of squid.

Heavy enjoys most soft colours and he obviously likes bears.

Medic says a pale teal is his favourite colour and that it should be known that doves are his favourite animal.

Sniper likes dark greens and yellows. When asked about his favourite animal, he won’t really give an answer. Or mention whatever episode of Zoboomafoo he watched last. Though, we can assume it’s something like an emu or a crocodile.

Spy wears a lot of deep colours. For favourite animal, he won’t admit it but sometimes he’ll sit at the window and admire the ravens in the tree.

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Which little is the most sensitive when regressed? (Can get tempered up/cry easily)

Soldier is very fussy when tiny. He wants to do things his way. Heavy says it’s best to give Soldier some time to settle down before going on with things.

Sniper gets overwhelmed quite easy so he often shuts down as a result.

Scout is a mix of both. Depends on what’s happening. Sometimes you get a 20 minute tantrum or a crying ball of blankets. Spy is often seen just carrying Scout around and gently swaying the boy to and fro.

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Do any of the littles have glow in the dark stars in their rooms? I recently got some and they're super calming and nice to look at

-🌟

Pyro has some of course. Their room is filled with random items of that sort.

Pyro let Scout have some so there’s two of those in Scout’s room.

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Do any of the littles have favorite stuffies or plushes?

-🌟

Scout has his raggedy old rabbit. He drags that thing around with him everywhere. Medic has had to conduct ‘emergency surgeries’ multiple times with this bunny.

Soldier has his glorious bald eagle that he simply calls ‘Sarge.’ Engi made a little helmet for the toy.

Pyro has a pink unicorn that they always have with them. Another one of Medic’s ‘surgery patients.’

Demoman has this Nessie plushie that he found at a roadside shop a few years ago. The thing lost one of its button eyes a while back but he specifically told Medic that he likes how his toy matches him.

And Sniper has his emu. Sniper is usually a quiet little one but the rattle in that toy can be heard a mile away. The emu is actually how some of the caregivers find Sniper if he’s hiding.

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Spy, what would you do if Scout stole popsicles from the freezer?

- 🪣

“That boy thinks he’s so sneaky. But it’s hard to be sneaky when he has me as a papa. He still hasn’t questioned why the freezer always has his favourite flavours.”

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Uh hello!

I see you are a bit inactive, mod

are you alive?

-🪣

Yes, I’m so sorry! Exam week is coming up for me and it’s been a lot of work! I’ve honestly forgotten about this blog a few times. But I’m trying to be back!

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Sniper has the hobby of putting coffee in his sippy cup. He claims that it’s a necessity.

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Im really sorry but I noticed a typo in your description you put had instead of has, im extremely sorry!

Ah! Thank you! I would have never noticed! Despite my typo, I still have adhd XD

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I do have food

(pspspsps *holds peanut butter and jelly sandwich* pspspsps)

-🌙

Soldier snatches the food from your hand, biting into it.

“You have convinced me!”

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Hi!!! I luvv ur blog, it’s such a fun safe place. Keep up the good work! ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

If y’all are taking Soldier and Scout Imma go ahead and just *pet ze pyro*

- Can I be ⚾️ anon? \(^ヮ^)/

Pyro looks at you for a bit before returning the head pat

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AEUE YOUR BLOG IS SO CUTE AND I LOVE IT !

Aw! I’m so happy that you like it!

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hi! would it be alright if I maybe draw some of the mercs for you? I just really luv this blog!!! <3 - 🌲

Of course you can! That would be incredible!

I’d like to let you know that I squealed a little when I saw this!

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Do any of the littles like cartoons? If so, which ones?

(Can I be 🌟?)

Pyro adores MLP, all variations. Scout will sometimes join in.

Scout really likes those action shows, like power rangers.

Soldier also likes action shows. Specifically ones with a fighting theme. He’s started watching The Cheat Commandos on repeat as of late.

Demo prefers live action things such as the muppets.

Sniper really likes any cartoon where you learn about animals, since animals are his special interest. His current obsession is any media with the Kratt Brothers.