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Any headcannons about scout? Like, he’s always talking, do the other mercs say anything when he’s quiet?
oh definitely!! nothing good ever comes out of a quiet scout
when he isn't out and about and causing a ruckus, you can bet that he's either sleeping or up to no good. that, or somebody said or did something that might've upset him, which is very unlikely
(psst, check out the tags too, we have a couple headcanons about scout there)
by far, out of all nine mercenaries, scout has the hardest time getting up in the morning. this is mainly because he has a habit of staying up all night and then finally falling asleep at an outrageous time.
he usually has to have somebody come up to his room in the base and tap on the door, and even then he’ll pull the “five more minutes” card a few times before he finally gets up
spy and scout may be asses to each other a lot of the time, but there are instances where they treat each other respectably. most of the time though, this is only when scout isn’t so petty towards spy, or spy lays off the passive-aggressiveness.
regardless, no matter how they argue or bicker with each other, spy still does care about his son.
scout and pyro are the best of friends
scout is the only person, besides engie, who can understand what pyro says, and pyro seems to be the only person on the team that doesn’t think scout is annoying (for the most part). not to mention that they’re both the youngest of the mercs. it goes without saying that they probably wreak havoc together, like bludgeoning someone to death and then setting them on fire
despite what most people may think, medic doesn’t know what pyro looks like. he doesn’t put his patients under during surgery; pyro wouldn’t let him get close to the mask. if pyro ever had a severe injury or something, the mask and suit would just stay on during the entire procedure.
scout’s favorite cereal is lucky charms, but he stopped getting it because someone (pyro) would sneak into the kitchen at night and eat all the marshmallows out of the box
engineer’s the one who does all the household chores around the base and is the reason everyone isn’t living in a pigsty. he can be super passive aggressive about it too, like doing the laundry loudly or deciding to do the dishes when there’s people in the kitchen.
no one’s safe from his nagging, either. the only two people who are spared are spy (who keeps tidy regardless) and sniper (who lives in his camper).
scout is an absolute angel around his mother, whether she’s visiting or calling on the phone. but as soon as she’s gone, scout will start cussing and parading around like he owns the place
speaking of the intelligence of certain mercs, heavy isn’t stupid either
it’s an absolute blessing to have this man on your side, because not only is he the strongest mercenary in physical combat, he’s much smarter than you’d think. it’s mentioned in canon that heavy has phds in russian literature, and just because he isn’t entirely fluent in english doesn’t make him any less smart than the rest of his team
demoman is not dumb. far from it, actually
he’s actually one of the more sane and smart mercs, his alcoholism just hides it. think about it: you’ve gotta be pretty damn precise to blow up and demolish things (or people), sometimes even entire buildings, and not wipe out half of your own team in the process
soldier will actually dress all of his raccoons up in baby clothes. where does he get them? nobody knows. but you will always find a raccoon wandering around outside the base wearing small pants or a little hoodie.
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(please send us things)
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spy only smokes expensive luxury cigarette brands like nat sherman or vogue. he refuses to smoke anything cheap because “it will smell cheap”.
scout has tricked everyone with deez, updog, joe, or ligma at least once
sniper and demoman, hands down, are the drinking buddies of the group
they go out to pubs and bars together, and will usually get thrown out because one or the other (or both, sometimes) end up starting a bar fight
occasionally, when they aren't as busy, medic and/or engie will join them
engineer (or heavy, if engie is busy) will read pyro a bedtime story most nights before bed
when the days are quiet, and the war is at a stalemate, there's nothing sniper enjoys more than birdwatching
he'll bring his book on just about every species of bird, and a pair of binoculars instead of his rifle. some might say his hobby is rather boring, but he holds this precious pastime close to his heart, since a break in the war only comes once in a blue moon.