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made in heaven ˚.༉‧₊˚.

𑣲 riri – legal || the angel in your dreams || fem || esfj || desi ⊹࣪

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[chiffonbunni]

hi, I luv your writing so muchieee🩷

can I ask which bllk ship is your fav?

HELLOO!! thank you so much, that's so sweet 🤍

and to answer that, i'd have to say kainess, call me plain n boring but like.. idk, i've always loved them a lot

it'd either be that or nagireo bc i love their dynamic too

i like a lot more too but those are js my favss ^_^

[chiffonbunni]

haaii gaisss!! i was supposed to get another fic out by rn but i never ended up finishing it so here's a nerd kaiser sketch instead !! <3

i actually can't tell if its good so... pls.. lmk..

[chiffonbunni]

I can get why ego benched rin but i feel so bad for him 😭😭

i know rightt ;< like this is the guy u js benched btw

[chiffonbunni]

guys how are we feeling about rin being taken off the starting 11 😭😭

he isn't my favourite but dang that's babyy ☹️

[chiffonbunni]

what if the mystery man is kaiser...

👩‍🦯‍➡️👩‍🦯‍➡️👀👀

nothing shall be confirmed for now ☺️

[chiffonbunni]

a very secret admirer ۶ৎ [smau series]

꒰ summary ꒱; throughout your years in blue university, you've never really had anyone peak your interest, nor have you peaked anyone elses. recently, however, you've had a certain mystery man take a liking to you.

꒰ content ꒱; crack, mystery man texts again (:o)

clue 3; exaamsss ✴︎

with midterms coming up soon, you had no choice other than to coop yourself up in your room studying.

and even when you weren't, the only human interaction you allowed yourself was sitting next to other people in the lecture hall.

(and letting yourself sneak a few texts in to your friends)

you were sat at home, groaning in frustration into your hands, stuck on a page of theory you didn't quite understand.

it wasn't your fault you didn't pay attention to the lecture, his voice was so boring his sentences were practically lullabies!

you watched your phone light up with a notifcation, despite putting it on do not disturb (you'd forgotten to and convinced yourself you had.)

well, what was the harm in a few texts, riightt?

© chiffonbunni

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a/n: i'm soo sorry abt the shitty quality w the images :(

taglist: @sei-x-shi @simping4malleus @rinflowstate @luvvcharxo @hearttp1ece @bouquetoflove @obsessivesmiley @xxxanimesimpxxx @flwrqies @haloyuns @wilting-hyacinth @k4sumiii @jellychee @pearly-whirl @thetwinkims @piercedcat

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bite-sized ۶ৎ

requested from this ask!

꒰ summary ꒱; you dislike being teased about your height/having it brought up, this is your reaction to your boyfriend doing it !

꒰ content ꒱; crack, fluff, reader is short! p.s; being short is never a disadvantage, they're all just bums ;<

꒰ featuring ꒱; isagi, rin, bunny, sae, nagi, kaiser, ness, hugo, hiori

isagi yoichi

he wouldn't mention it a drastic amount, but he'd bring up your height when the opportunity shows itself.

it was one of those nights he was rewatching his gameplay.

you were seated on his lap, dozing off with your head buried snug in the crook of his neck.

the lights were off, the only illumination came from the laptop resting on his desk.

he criticized himself, mentioning mistakes he could've easily avoided, all while absentmindedly tracing circles on the back of your hand with his thumb.

he'd broken the silence by asking if you could get something from the shelves behind for him, scooting backwards slightly in order for you to have space to stand up.

you reached the shelf, rubbing your eyes to shake off the lethargy clinging to you.

however, you noticed one slight problem.

the item he wanted you to retrieve was too high up to reach for.

you weren't keen on giving him the opportunity poke fun at you for your inability to reach, so you tried what you could.

standing on your tiptoes, jumping upwards, all to no avail.

you heard a chuckle emerge from behind you and the sound of shifting in a chair, already knowing it was isagi.

"baby, you should've told me if you can't reach it."

"no, i can reach it," you shot back, determined to prove him wrong.

"you're gonna –" he stepped forward, catching you when you fell backwards against his chest. "– fall,"

he smiled at the sight of you crossing your arms, pouting.

he reached up and grabbed it himself with ease, giving you a small pat on the head.

"maybe you'll be able to reach it next time, baby," he teased.

"shut up."

rin itoshi

i feel like rin wouldn't bring it up much either, but he'd feel mild amusement whenever he noticed how much shorter you were compared to him.

you were at a concert with him and he knew how ecstatic you've been the days leading up to it.

but when you were actually standing next to him in the crowd, you'd came to an annoying realization.

you could barely see the stage, or anything for that matter, much taller people being placed in front of you.

rin was really only here for you, so he'd be so focused on you and notice the frustration radiating off of you instantly.

he smiles faintly, watching as you attempt to tiptoe in order to try get better view.

"want me to carry you?"

"no."

he knew you were just in denial and didn't want to ask for help, but the smile on his face was growing with every passing moment.

you groaned, knowing you'd need to depend on him to be able to see something.

you turned over to him, ready to finally request some help, but instead see the corners of his lips curled upwards, immediately dropping the idea.

"rin- are you smiling??"

bunny iglesias

he'd so make fun of you, not even attempting to be slick.

and we all know bunny is huge too, i'm sure it'd only boost his ego that you're much smaller.

you and bunny were at the cinema, watching a movie together, sharing one bucket of popcorn.

"just making sure, but you can see the screen, right?" he'd tease, snickering to himself.

"obviously!"

later on, when the both of you are leaving, he'd catch on to the annoyance apparent in your expression from his comment earlier.

"c'mon, don't be mad, preciosa"

"don't talk to me," you'd mutter, your arms crossed as you walked further to avoid looking at him.

he'd reach forward and pick you up, wringing a stunned yelp from you.

"put me down."

"why?"

"bunny iglesias," you'd snap, warning.

"you're cute like this, hermosa."

sae itoshi

he'd quietly smile to himself when you weren't looking. (he'd probably be laughing so hard on the inside because as we all know, it's all giggleshits in his head)

you were at the grocery store with him, now seperated from his side to be in the candy aisle.

you admired all the different options, side-eyeing the children who were looking at you like a weirdo.

you'd convinced him to buy some for you, having to combat every one of his reasons why they were 'unhealthy' and 'taste horrible'.

even after all the effort you had to pour into begging him to get them for you, you were still held back by one problem.

you couldn't reach the top shelf, and the candy you wanted the most was up there.

he found his way back over to you eventually, watching you examine the top shelf with your eyes narrowed.

oh, he knew what this was about.

you couldn't reach it, could you?

he let a tiny smirk creep onto his face, stepping beside you, grabbing the packet without a hint of strain.

you didn't talk to him after that, too busy sulking as you shoved every candy you could think of into the cart in spite.

even a frozen bag of french fries.

"ew." sae looked irked by the sight, but decided against removing them, knowing you were wayy too irritated to mess around with right now.

nagi seishiro

he probably wouldn't care enough to mention it, but he'd like having you beside him so he could use your head as an arm rest.

it'd piss you off every. single. time, but nagi would just hum absently at your words of dissaproval.

"give me a moment.. lemme finish this level," he'd murmur, busy tapping away on his phone screen, his elbow weighing on your head.

"ugh, sei!"

michael kaiser

oh you know this man wouldn't let you live it down.

you'd found him post-match, congratulating him, talking his ear off about how great he played.

he'd just grin cockily, having heard it all before.

but obviously, it wasn't like hearing it once more from you would hurt (he loves your praise, he's just too proud to admit it.)

he obviously wouldn't let the chance to tease you slide, though.

"you sure you could even see me during the match, mäuschen?"

your mood changed instantly, turning sour.

"you sucked the whole match."

"aw."

alexis ness

he'd just be a sweetheart about it, honestly.

would ask if you need help at every turn.

it's nice of him, but it also makes it seem like he's underestimating your capabilities </3

you're at the library with him and he spots you reaching up a shelf to grab a book near the top.

"do you need help, lovely?"

"no, lex, it's alright," you'd sigh, smiling to yourself.

even though it seemed he was selling you short (no pun intended), you knew his intentions were pure.

after all, this was ness you were talking about!

vivian hugo

he probably wouldn't be the type to bring it up straight to your face either, but you'd notice his subtle reactions.

you were arguing with him about something, your hands on your hips as you expressed your frustration to him.

then you noticed him trying to cover up a small smile growing.

"vivi, are you taking me seriously?"

"yeah, yeah i am," he tried to convince you, rubbing his hand over his mouth to stifle his chuckles.

"i can see you laughing!"

in hugo's defence, it wasn't his fault. you looked so adorable in his point of view, trying to make yourself look serious.

"sorry, ma chérie, go on."

you grumbled. "as i was saying-"

and before you could continue, he burst out into laughter yet again.

"vivian!"

hiori yo

i feel he'd be soo sweett, but also patronizing about it.

"do ya need help with that?" he'd ask softly, creeping up behind you as you were tiptoed to grab an ingredient from the kitchen cabinet.

"no, i-i don't," you'd deny, pushing yourself to the max to try prove you could do it yourself.

he'd smile at the sight of you trying so hard.

"angel, lemme help." he'd step forward before you could decline, picking the item up with ease, handing it to you with an expression that held more than just kindness behind it.

you'd pout, undeniably still frustrated he had to do it for you. "thanks.."

© chiffonbunni

a/n: don't EVEERR let a man act the way hugo is if you're being dead serious in an argument, please, it isn't acceptable irl and u deserve to have ur feelings heard 😭

[chiffonbunni]

u have to be lying cuz wdym u started started writing fics 4 days ago... we know youre a veteran writer bruh 😳

STOPP IM BLUSHING

but no i've never seriously tried to write a fic before this 😭😭

thank u for ur kindness >\\\<

[chiffonbunni]

hello, may I request a bllk fic or smau about a short reader who gets all pouty whenever her height is mentioned please? Any character(s) of your choice will do :)

thx

yes, ofcourse!!

[chiffonbunni]

i think my writing can be so bad sometimes and i criticize myself so hard

then again i've started writing fics like 4 days ago

but stiiillll i feel like i can do better 🥹🥹💔💔

[chiffonbunni]

thinking about nerd!kaiser rn [18+]

nerd!kaiser would probably be so focused on his studies and have no time for anything else.

studying psychology, all to learn more about the people around him, yet he barely utilizes it since he doesn't talk to many.

probably has his nose stuck too far in all his books to ever care about any sort of drama going around campus.

that's why he wouldn't have that many friends, people would find him boring. (not me though ! ^_^)

however, aside from that, a small social circle also means kaiser wouldn't be present in the dating game.

not to say he's very interested in it

but he wouldn't object if a cute girl found her way into his schedule.

he's probably dreamt about it before, on one of those nights he'd fallen asleep on the hardwood table in his dorm due to staying up too late doing research.

a beautiful girl who seemed interested in all of his interests and theories.

one that would intertwine her fingers in his when they walked together and kiss his cheek gently

one that would go out on ice cream dates with him and let him lick spilled ice cream off of her lip

one that'd remind him to drink water and get enough rest daily because to tell the truth — he often forgot to.

or maybe he just wants to feel the love he never got and isn't ready to admit that to himself just yet.

one that would jerk him off just right too.

he'd probably be so touch starved, not receiving much attention from women.

he'd whimper at the sight of her smaller hands undoing his belt

he'd probably cum his pants before she can even tug his adorable spiderman patterned boxers down.

he'd probably have a large cock, his tip would be a pale, pretty mauve.

his pre-cum alone would be enough lube to stroke him perfectly.

he'd whine for her to slow down, then get off on her being mean and speeding up instead.

but for now, he only had his hand to imagine that with.

maybe one day he'll have yours

maybe one of these days he won't have to silently admire you from the very back of the lecture hall, hoping you'd look his way.

when you did, though, he'd tilt his gaze back downwards, feeling flustered immediately.

he'd push the frame of his glasses back up, settling them on his high nose bridge after the frantic thumping of his heart against his chest died down, forcing himself to focus and copy down necessary notes.

after that, he'd be distracted by you again and listen in on your conversations.

it wasn't that he was weird or he was trying to eavesdrop — it's just that your laughter was like music to his ears!

for now, he'd just continue bury his pretty face in piles of books.

anything to distract himself from what he wants the most but can't seem to have !

© chiffonbunni

i know this is superr ooc

but idk, in an alternate universe

needy kaiser saves lives

[chiffonbunni]

a very secret admirer ۶ৎ [smau series]

꒰ summary ꒱; throughout your years in blue university, you've never really had anyone peak your interest, nor have you peaked anyone elses. recently, however, you've had a certain mystery man take a liking to you.

꒰ content ꒱; i know this is supposed to be an smau, but this whole part is written :P, sae makes an appearance here!

clue 2; movie night ✴︎

the movie night was held at rin's house. due to the sheer size of it, plus his parents were out of town and that made things loads easier.

everyone made themselves comfortable around the tv console, sitting on the either couch or on the fuzzy rug below.

you were seated on the couch, snug in a corner, beside bachira who was buzzing with excitement in the middle. "rin, get a bowl!" he demanded, grinning, hastily ripping packets of sweets open.

"bachira, slow down, you're dropping pieces," isagi snickered, helping him out with a pack too.

by the time rin returned, bachira had already eaten a whole pack of sweet tarts, leaving everyone stunned at his capabilities.

"seriously?" rin groaned, setting the bowl down.

"whaf? they're weally gud," he slurred, his mouth still stuffed.

"ew, bachira, swallow it," chigiri urged.

the sight caused you to let out a giggle, although, it was emptier than usual, still having too much weighing on your mind.

you'd foolishly thought this could be a chance to get your mind off of those messages, but you were so wrong. even with your dear friends surrounding you, peace was the last thing your mind.

you just couldn't seem to get your mind off of it. who was this guy? how did he even know who you-

"y/n? y/n!"

you snapped back to reality at the sound of your name being called, your contemplating cut short.

blinking a few times, you came to the realization you were completely zoned out.

you glanced around you and everyone seemed collectively concerned, more or less having an idea on why you were so dazed.

"you okay, y/n?" kunigami asked, his tone dropping to a more comforting one.

"you wanna go wash your face or something?" isagi added, offering you a faint smile.

"yeah, i'll do that," you murmured, mirroring his smile in response.

you stood up, your grasp on your phone loosening, knowing you should leave it behind and have some peace of mind for a bit.

rin spoke up, knowing you'd need directions. "go straight, then left. the toilet's to the far left,"

"thank you."

you walked down the hallways, the faint chatter of the group being heard from behind.

along the way there, you skimmed over the family portraits and framed photos on the walls and a faint smile tugged on the edges your lips at the warm sight.

eventually, you'd followed his directions up to the final turn, having to choose a final door to enter.

hm, did he say left or right?

you cautiously stepped forward and turned the knob to the door on the right (because right is always right, duh).

before you could fully pull the door open, a voice spoke up from behind you.

the sudden presence startled you and caused you to jump in surprise, already on edge from paranoia that'd bloomed from those text messages.

"why're you going through that door?"

you turned, your gaze meeting his.

the man had reddish-brown hair and teal eyes that you could swear were piercing through your soul.

oh – he had the same underlashes as rin, plus, you'd recognized that hair from the baby portraits on the wall.

was this rin's older brother?

the tension that'd settled between the both of you was suffocating.

as you inspected him and his features further, the sudden thought hit you — he was attractive as hell.

his sleeves hugged tight around his biceps, his hair was slightly overgrown in the front, a few strands falling over his eyes.

he narrowed his eyes, sizing you up, under the impression you were simply ignoring his question.

you noticed the scrutinizing look in his eyes and once more, came back down to earth, realizing you hadn't answered his question.

"o-oh, uh, isn't this the toilet?"

"the toilet's over there." he jerked his thumb over his shoulder, the correct door actually on the left side.

"rightt. my bad," you chuckled, slipping past him, rubbing the back of your neck awkwardly.

he huffed, not sparing a second glance your way, entering the room, shutting the door behind himself.

rude, you thought to yourself, reaching out for the handle on the door now in front of you.

he hadn't wondered or asked who you were either. strange. no, no, you were overthinking it. he probably didn't care enough to.

by the time you were finished and back at the couch with the rest of them, the movie had already started.

you settled back into the plush cushion of the sofa, bachira's eyes landing on you.

"jeez, y/n, did you fall in the toilet or something?"

you chuckled at that, shaking your head.

"obviously not."

"rin, i talked to your brother there —"

"— cause i took the wrong door," you added, quieter, sheepishly.

"oh, didn't know he was home," rin uttered, not turning his head to look at you.

"anywayss, glad you're back, y/n. you feeling any better?" isagi asked, turning to look your way.

"yeah, i am, thank you for asking," you offered a weak smile, appreciative of his care.

"that's good," he continued.

the rest of the group nodded in agreement.

rin was being weirdly unresponsive.

you'd noticed it ever since all of you had gotten to his house, but it wasn't abnormal for him to be silent.

gosh, what were you thinking? you're really getting paranoid now, no doubt about it.

"alright, focus on the movie," rin reminded, turning the volume up.

sinking further into the sofa, your attention was pulled solely onto the tv now.

bachira passed the candy bowl to you, offering it into your arms.

you pulled it towards yourself. after grabbing a handful of candies, you pushed it back, thanking him quietly as you nibbled on a piece.

the rest of the movie went fine, there were only a few jumpscares and even then, were they underwhelming.

in the midst of a conversation about whether the movie was scary or not, a familiar notification noise sounded from your phone.

silence fell over the room like a physical weight.

you built up courage, grabbing your phone to check the nofication.

"is it not him?" bachira asked, before you could see it for yourself, encroaching into your personal space to look at the message too.

he'd accidentally bumped his head into yours, your phone slipping from your grasp onto the floor, a throbbing pain growing in the side he'd collided into.

you held your head, wincing.

"oww, bachira!"

"sorryy, there was too much suspense," he chirped, giggling.

you picked up your phone, checking a second time now–

–only to see that it was just from a random app, making you sigh in relief.

seeing your reaction, everyone else seemed to somewhat relax too.

you noticed something odd about your screen, tilting your phone a little.

"bachira, my screen's cracked!"

"oopsie.."

"you have to pay for damages," you chuckled, poking a finger at him.

"uh.." he shoved a bag of leftover gummy sharks in your face, grinning.

"no- i don't want that?-"

"more for me then," he exclaimed excitedly, stuffing his face with them again.

"ew- not again," chigiri huffed, an amused smile still finding its way onto his lips too, despite the 'disgust' in his voice.

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a/n: again, no this does not mean sae is mystery man, stay on ur toes :)

also, gimmie ideas if you have any in mind please!

taglist: @simping4malleus @rinflowstate @sei-x-shi

[chiffonbunni]

thank you guys so much for 100 followers, i love you all! 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯♡

[chiffonbunni]

i actually cant stop laughing at hugo in "can i order a salad".. does he also happen to like labubus...

HAHHAHAHAA

i think he'd prefer smiskis

he kinda looks like a labubu actually

[chiffonbunni]

"babe, can i order more than just a salad today?" [ part 2 ] ۶ৎ

read part 1 here ^^

requested from this ask!

꒰ summary ꒱; you play the infamous tiktok prank on your boyfriend and this is how he reacts. if you haven't seen it before, just search the title on tiktok and u should be able to find it ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

꒰ content ꒱; fluff, crack, implications of a toxic relationship (not actually any!) i apologize if anyone is ooc, i triedd </3

꒰ featuring ꒱; yukimiya, loki, hiori, bunny, kurona, karasu, hugo, aiku

yukimiya kenyu

yukimiya was half way through ordering when you said it.

a smile graced his lips as he was turned to the waiter.

he glanced over at you, the smile dropping just a little in confusion.

"what was that, sweetheart?"

"uh- can i-"

"go on?" he murmurs, his fingers reaching out to hold yours under the table, his thumb rubbing the back of your hand tenderly.

you could only stare, contemplating continuing.

you gave up shortly after, realising yukimiya was not the best person to do this on.

"n-no, nothing."

"you're sure?"

you nodded, smiling at him

"alright, if you say so, love." he replies, turning his attention back to the waiter.

he's wayy too loving to paint as evil :<

julien loki

you ask him the question, but completely regret it after.

(due to your plan backfiring horribly.)

"what was that? you want just a salad today?"

"that's not-"

"of course you can order just a salad."

"uhm-"

"shh, it's okay. i've got it handled."

proceeds to order the best looking dishes for himself and only a salad for you.

when your food arrives, you.. well.. enjoy your salad.

but your eyes are stuck on his food.

"what's wrong, cherié? 's not good?"

"no, it's.. great," you muttered. your pride would not be destroyed today.

you returned back to your sad, soggy salad (it was actually pretty good, loki's food just made it look underwhelming.)

you continued picking at it, forcing yourself to not beg him for his food.

he pushed one of his plates over to you, your eyes immediately lighting up at the sight.

"don't try that again with me, mon amour."

hiori yo

when you'd asked him, he could only flutter his lashes, confusion apparent in his big beady eyes.

"sorry, can ya repeat that, love?"

"yeah, don't you remember last time when i got a salad and you-"

"last time? there was no last time baby," he cut you off.

"let's order you yer favourite, okay? how does that sound?"

you were silenced after that, simply nodded along to whatever he asked.

plot twist: he wasn't confused whatsoever, he'd seen the trend and knew what you were trying, he just wanted to tease it out of you instead for the fun of it!

bunny iglesias

you spoke, oblivious of what was to come.

"hm? say that again, amor?" he requests.

he tilts his head to the side a little subconciously, watching you shift in your seat, his subtle smile bordering on unnerving.

your words caught in your throat, but you gathered the courage to ask again.

"can i order more than-"

"i heard you the first time, i'm just surprised you think you can play foolish games with me, hermosa.

the waiter senses the tension and strategically removes themself from the situation, leaving you both silent at the table.

bunny breaks the silence with a chuckle at the sight of you so timid, the corners of his lips curling into a teasing smile.

you sat there, a pout on your lips at his hearty laughter.

"why do you look terrified?"

"because you can be terrifying!"

"haha, sorry about that, mi vida."

kurona ranze

very, very stunned upon hearing you speak.

"what what do you mean, n/n?"

he's seated across from you, staring at you blankly, innocence written all over his face.

"you know, like last time when you told me i could only get a salad?"

you'd only earned a quiet noise of confusion from him.

he registered what you said, contemplating it longer.

"is this a prank prank?" he questioned, quite used to your little games by now.

you sighed, realizing he'd caught you, nodding, unable to keep a straight face anymore.

"jeez, don't do that again.. you scared scared me."

(he's looking at you like :[ until you apologize.)

karasu tabito

you start off your question, making direct eye contact with karasu as you spoke.

"are ya okay, sweetheart? did ya hit yer head or something?"

"what do you mean? i'm just worried you'll think i'm eating too much like last time-"

he cuts you off, surprise flashing over his features "woah, woah, what? where's this coming from?"

he's sat there trying to comfort you, not grasping the fact that he was literally being pranked right now and that you were trying to make him look evil.

"tabi, i'm just playing," you giggled, unable to go on with it or hide your amusement.

his cheeks flush a little in realization, smiling back at you.

"i'm sorryy, you're the sweetest though!"

he smiles harder at that, shaking his head.

"it's fine, darlin."

(the waiter has been standing there waiting for your orders the whole time btw.)

vivian hugo

he was wearing glasses today, the frame resting on his high nose bridge.

(no, he didn't need them, he was being performative.)

you started with the question, then trailed off.

before you could fully commit to the bit, you realized something.

you actually couldn't with this man.

"viv, your menu is upside down."

"no, it isn't," he replied instantly, attempting to be slick while flipping it back around.

"oh my gosh, take the glasses off."

"don't they suit me, hermosa?"

"sure, but that isn't the point when you quite literally can't see."

he took them off, neatly folding and placing them down.

you snorted to yourself, thinking back on his stupidity, deciding to give up on the prank.

"and can i get a matcha?" he added, after ordering.

"vivian, you don't even like matcha."

oliver aiku

as soon as the words came out your mouth, he looked bewildered.

"woah, woah, what?"

"doll, when have i ever-"

"i-i just don't want you to say i'm eating too much, like last time," you batted your eyelashes at him, feigning a pitiful expression.

his eyes widened in confusion, gaze darting between you and the waiter staring at him disapprovingly.

"just to be clear, i did not say that," he tried, attempting to convince the waiter that he was innocent.

"but you did, oli. why don't you remember?"

"babe, you know i love you, but stop playing pranks on me and-"

"excuse me, i'm sure your girlfriend wouldn't lie about that."

you realized it was going too far, clearing up the fact that it was actually a prank.

"oh, that's okay, no worries!" the waiter smiled at you, and aiku's confusion grew at the double standard.

weren't you the one who lied? and why were they still looking at him like he'd done something wrong??

you snickered, unable to hold it in at the disgust in the waiter's face.

"you hate me," he huffed.

"i do not!"

"not that much, at least."

"uh-huh.

© chiffonbunni

a/n: had like absolutely no ideas for hugo so 🤗

[chiffonbunni]

i'd love to do law but i fear i'd burst out into tears having to argue like that