The Swamp Creature

Eljay, He/it/they, 20. personal blog. Art/Fandom blog: @pastelribbonsxx

[tiny-tortle]

i need to roll around on the floor like a chicken in the dirt trying to get mites out of its feathers

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

oh yes it's that time of year again

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in my Enclosure, performing Behaviors

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[irondive]

back on the path of the wolf

[rogdona]

theyre multiplying......

[rogdona]

[importantpics]

[sandsvendor100]

I Have My Own Way Of Doing Things That Youre Going To Respect

Im Clean

Im Natural

Computers Respond Nicely To My Input

I Am A Reasonable Sort

Many People Say I Look Like Young Elvis

Many People Say I Look Like The Beatles

Even Simple Men Can Understand My Statutes

I Defeated 1000 Enemies And I Dismayed 1000 Liars

I’m In The Nude—Which Is O.K.

[negative-speedforce]

This is the handwash station.

Your hands are now clean of any reblog bait you didn't engage with, any compulsions you didn't obey, or any other intrusive thoughts or mental spiraling.

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[podcastwizard]

not sure tumblr knows what's "for me" anymore tbh

[pastelribbonsxx]

Commission for a client on discord!

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday once again

[peridescent]

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

[onatuegrospatapouf]

Tuck him out 😈

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

[shiftythrifting]

T-shirt racks at the local Goodwill have been getting wild lately...

(if that vasectomy shirt was any color other than hot pink on white I would've bought it, alas that particular combo couldn't even be dyed to match my wardrobe)

if the guillotine is only choking you're gonna need some weight and a sharpener