Cheese and Crackers

♎ ⚧ 👽 🌈 My name is Kyle and I can chug a fair amount of soy milk if I do say so myself. I also enjoy being a man. I am currently reading The Martian by Andy Weir.

[nouveau-riche-princess]

pee is stored in

[thecuckoohaslanded]

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

[thecuckoohaslanded]

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

[the-gay-prometheus]

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

[poriferathief]

[barbute]

[fiestasaur]

He deserves them.

You do too.

[dumbwoof]

@captainsnood

[knowwhatimeme]

[tonmoh]

綾波

[veryverytired]

[littlealienproducts]

IT’S FINE, WHATEVER patch by MalVivantLife

[barondraxum]

Gabe? Deserved better

[shoguru]

Fave canon interaction

[fishstickmonkey]

Doug Miller: Sculpture Gardens, Clay Mining

(via It’s Nice That)

[coolled]

[lasagnaone-deactivated20190929]

[idontusethiswebsiteanymorebye-d]

Overwatch (2016)

[littlealienproducts]

George Costanza Tee by twylamaeshop

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