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thank you for tags, I was too lazy to elaborate lol but it is funny how the headline is worded as if everyone would find the activities 'fun'
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Going to need this guy's lawyer
thank you for tags, I was too lazy to elaborate lol but it is funny how the headline is worded as if everyone would find the activities 'fun'
Kir Agrupnin tattles on his sister
Jake Gyllenhaal receiving cinematic wisdom from puppies.Ā
not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions
recipes shouldnāt even estimate how long it will take it should just say ācaramelize onions (god help you ā youāre now on onion time)ā
Enola "falling in love" with tewk moments
Enough. Iāve had it with your mind games and your stupid gifts. TED LASSO ā 1.03 āTrent Crimm: The Independentā.
why must we play god
Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place
"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today
Iām not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You donāt see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.
#so weāre slutshaming the fruits now?Ā
Tags that look homophobic without context
speaking of americaās favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there
you just donāt get shit like this anywhere else folks
Want to learn something new in 2022??
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano Iāve ever seen)
Excellent basic crochet video series
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Another drawing character faces video
Literally my favorite art pose hack
Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??
Introduction to flying small aircrafts
French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the childrenās hospital variety)
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Calculus 1 (full semester class)
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Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
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MCU + Family Meals
It's the way Sherlock kicking the sign outside the police station was marketed as him being frustrated about his case but in reality it was because he couldn't help his sister for me. This is Sherlock Holmes, notorious for having no emotions, who told his sister multiple times not to get emotional since it will not help them solve the case, who has been depicted as a heartless scarecrow for centuries, this same person is so overcome with frustration and anger and guilt that he couldn't take it and lashed out to kick an insignificant sign.
Sherlock has always placed his cases in a higher priority to everything else. But this time, this time his sister is arrested, bound for the noose so he squares up and asks the only person he believes can help - Edith. Sherlock hasn't met John yet. He's not a team player. But he reaches out for assistance because he has tried and he has failed and now his sister's life hangs in the balance.
And now for the real tearjerker: Sherlock figured out that Mira Troy/Moriaty's message leads to the match factoy, yet he doesn't arrive until Enola is out for prison and goes to investigate himself. Why? Why would he do that? He would've still had time after he went to Edith's for help yet he decided to go only after Enola escaped. The man finally realised that Human Lives are more important than Cases and then Enola sets up that appointment with Sherlock and John Watson
My point is that Sherlock is going to become more humane (and they're going to be sued by Arthur Conan Doyle's estate again)
No hang on I'm adding to this post
In the first movie where Sherlock comes to visit Enola at the finishing school she says "I'm just a case to you, aren't I? A curiosity" and this second movie proves that to be inherently false.
Enola is more than just a case to him, she's family. When he deducts that she's working at a matchstick factory and realised that someone held a knife at Enola's neck you can see him visibly pause from deducing and blink.
"Don't turn into me" "Don't be emotional" "Are you involved in something dangerous (...) If you need my help the offer remains on the table" "Holmes and Holmes?" "Perhaps you can come to Baker Street from time to time to check on me" you can literally see the ice heart melting
Are you a āI donāt check my notifications. I have 2538 unread emailsā mentally ill and/or neurodivergent person or a ā I have to check all my notifications because that little red bubble in the right corner of every app fucks with my vibeā mentally ill and/or neurodivergent person?
I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on āquipsā. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. Thatās all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. Itās all quips. Every single line. And itās a masterpiece.
Movies suck when people donāt care about the art theyāre making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isnāt that funny dialogue exists.
#itās not the quips itās the complete and utter fear of showing any kind of sincerity#honestly itās almost the equivalent of saying āno homoā after a moment of being genuine
The Princess Bride is almost all quips, but itās all sincerity. Every aspect of the plot is ridiculous and yet no movie dialogue has ever gone as hard as āI want my father back, you son of a bitchā
entranced recently not by āi can fix himā or āi can make him worseā but the āsomething deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happensā dynamic
Hope people who know nothing about death note understand the human boy is the deeply unhinged one in this duo.
Me: I should really get back into a healthy sleeping pattern
Also me: Proceeds to open Ao3 instead and read about the same two people falling in love 151738515163 different times until morning
what was this movie evenĀ
A cinematic masterpiece.
I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kidsā uncle, because the movies have the same director
what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs
I think itās important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when heās not hanging out with the kids