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Fragile like a bomb

[tinycomet]

Redownloaded this hell site bc life is so beautiful again and I can be more anonymous here than anywhere else. Living in Brooklyn has undid decades of trauma. This swan and I are bffs. What more could I want?

[tinycomet]

My teenage dirtbag era was iconic tbh

[tinycomet]

This was 10 years ago. I am now 10 years older than I was in these pictures. Because it was t e n years ago.

[tinycomet]

New apartment inspo

[tinycomet]

Hilariously I did nothing even remotely like this

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[catchymemes]

[goverment-agency-bracket]

Welcome to the first bracket of US Government Agencies! This is being run by the mod of @centers-for-disease-control. Also, I am aware a couple of these technically are not government agencies, but this is just a silly tumblr bracket.

Tag list:

#mx gov speaks: me just talking, feel free to filter this tag if you just want the polls

#actual polls: just the polls minus round 1a because I didn’t implement this until after I posted those polls

#tumblr polls: talking about polls and the polls

#government agencies: talking about the agencies

#brackets: people’s personal brackets and the polls

Below we have the set up for round one:

Round One A: ENDED ON FEBRUARY 22nd AT 9:30 AM EST

Nasa vs ICE winner: NASA

USPS vs MSHS winner: USPS

DEA vs NARA winner: NARA

DHS vs FDA winner: FDA

USGS vs DOC winner: USGS

Air Force vs USDA winner: USDA

NPS vs Navy winner: NPS

AMTRAK vs DOJ winner: Amtrak

DOL vs DOT winner: DOT

VA vs Coast Guard winner: VA

OSHA vs DOI winner: OSHA

FBI vs CIA winner: FBI

Army vs ED winner: ED

NIH vs IRS winner: NIH

DOE vs BIA winner: DOE

DOS vs CDC winner: CDC

Round One B: ENDS ON FEBRUARY 24th AT 7:00 PM EST

USARMIID vs GPO winner: GPO

DODEA vs EPA winner: EPA

EEOC vs Smithsonian winner: Smithsonian

GSA vs FAA winner: FAA

The Fed vs NOAA winner: NOAA

USCPSC vs HUD winner: USCPSC

DARPA vs FTC winner: FTC

SSA vs FEC winner: SSA

Marines vs CSB winner: CSB

ODWC vs LACounty winner: ODWC

NSF vs Mitre winner: NSF

BLS vs NLRB winner: NLRB

CFPB vs PHS winner: PHS

Census vs Secret Service winner: Census

WPA vs NIST winner: NIST

NPR vs Draft winner: NPR

Round 2 is schedule to be posted at 8 AM EST on February 25th and end at 8AM EST on February 26th

[tinycomet]

Tumblr said ACAB

[figgyblossom]

how do u pronounce Spiders Georg??

George (Like "of the Jungle")

Gorge (like a narrow valley)

I don't pronounce it, I just read it and hear nothing in my head🙄

Other (tell me in the tags!)

Vanilla extract (beating this ever further into the ground)

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[tinycomet]

GEY-org , like it’s Austrian, because it’s spelt like it’s Austrian

[vikingfunerals]

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[sort-yourself-out-cunt-deactiva]

Imagine having a cat for 6 months and it still tries to bite you

[tinycomet]

I get the vibe you don’t have a cat

[teathattast]

[legend-tripper]

[tinycomet]

Late night Nola

[transmonstera]

_______ KIDS DESERVE BETTER - transmonstera

[toastbutteregg]

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[dumblr]

[shithowdy]

just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits isn’t the most insane thing you could suggest for someone with adhd

[fizzie-bubbles]

i keep seeing you guys be conflicted about how watching an actual goncharov movie would be super cool but then ppl say “yeah but it would ruin it!”

so here’s a pitch for you

a goncharov II movie. no first one, for obvious reasons. but they make a sequel and everyone who KNOWS will know and everyone who doesn’t will… well, you know. perfect way to continue the joke without completely ruining it and see a movie.