box of sweets

A thing I like to go to when i'm sad.

[tinylittlepancakes]

Wow.

Just logged back into this account after years, like start of pandemic year. A lot has changed since. For one, I'm trans, it was a bit of a confusing journey but i'm making steps towards finally being comfortable and loving of myself. Second, I have a new account, been more active on it a lot since Twitter is shitting itself (also I will admit I left and became a Twittypet for a while). I dont know if anyone who used to follow this is still here, i wont be giving my new blog since I think I want to leave this blog and the things around it as like a time capsule of a different time. If you see me in the wild, hi, if not then it was nice being around.

[a-funyarinpa]

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

[the-gummy-worms-have-me]

Everyone look at this

[minty-mayhem]

The ending is incredibly satisfying

[linguisticparadox]

I laughed like NEEEEHEHEHE

[badassworms]

Can’t argue with worm

[emolove-inactive]

i’m pretty sure Frisk is a baby, or somth.

[killue]

[rt-characters-against-pedos]

[netbug009]

I tried to be funny when @elasticpoodle​ came to visit and the game decided to punish me for my sins. 

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Who TF decided I have to get a real job instead of being an eccentric and mysterious wizard who lives in the woods with too many houseplants and two or more cats

[strange-aeons]

Where do you buy your clothes?

The soup store

[pkflashfire]

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??

[strange-aeons]

FUCK YOU

[astraldemise]

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

[annavonsyfert]

no nerds

[annavonsyfert]

i slightly edited these and put my name on them (finally…….) please reblog this post and not the repost that i see from time to time. it has like a bazilion notes!! makes me sad

[poisondartlesbian]

me: *brewing some loose leaf tea*

the part of my brain that is .001 seconds away from going completely feral: eat the leaves. eat the wet leaves dumbass.

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

[ubercharge]

someone please post the gif

[2fort]

[bunjywunjy]

catch me cracking open termite mounds and rotten logs with these like a bear preparing for hibernation

[shock]

[fluffygif]

How to pick up chicks 

[tinylittlepancakes]

So... it's been a while but I've been super duper into Dungeons&Dragons lately. I've had so much inspiration to draw characters nonstop too! My character is a half elf druid named Aryn Apples and she traveled with her team of Suplexus the barbarian half orc, Aurora the teifling warlock, Feya the fairy fighter, and a few others along the way (a rat person, some lizard people, a crazy wizard named Kosevan, and Hans the fishman). Now, only Aurora is left. Since then we've welcomed 72 the warforged, Erivon Van Hellsing the elf bloodhunter, Fry Guy the sentient frying pan, 42 the warforged monk (who is 72's wife), Zillah the half orc monk, Rook the goliath fighter, and Fetch the kenku rouge.

I've written most of the adventures in a notebook and I cant wait to write more!