idk

natalie not here for a good or bad time, just here for a time

[adeepdriveintoleftfield]

deeply disappointed, humbly not surprised

[adeepdriveintoleftfield]

you know when you come home from vacation and finding out your whole life has been flipped on it’s head in one afternoon? yeah

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[pawnyouoff]

its that time of the year again

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Bite the hand that Nothing you #neglect

[tylostoma]

cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don't even know how good they have it.

[yossyislandd]

[adeepdriveintoleftfield]

gonna start posting on here like my old twitter account because the thoughts need to go somewhere

[depsidase]

[maicrocozm]

starburst 🌟

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[suchbeloved]

we’re about to have purim, holi, ramadan, lent, and pi day all at the same time and this is all i can think of

[suchbeloved]

the most tumblr thing in the world is no one mentioning that i forgot st patricks’s day but everyone mentioning that i forgot the ides of march

[politedemon]

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH!

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[lostspirit101]

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

[wazimoomoo]

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

[greatcomputerearthquake]

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shyflops]

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

[westiec]

He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering “is it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:

[rayj4ck]

Dude popped that bird and made it his whole personality. And you know what, I respect it. I’d do the same if I had that to my name.

[tinyratlet]

Do not disturb 💤

[darkcomedies]

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

[darkcomedies]

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

[soyouwinagain]

bryce harper in dmc/anchor on 14ct aida for @timebegins-onopeningday

pattern by me; colors used: dmc 310, 817, B5200, 3756 / anchor 44, 152, 897, 1066

[saltskinandasociopath]

it's the best time of year

mlb marble race time!!!