none of you asked for this BUT. i did recently finish the devil inside me and thoroughly enjoyed it! i wanted to get something related to tdim/dpa on this blog eventually so i whipped up some charlie headcanons for the few people who actually like him LOL ... i definitely found him entertaining though, that's for sure. also, he has nice tits in the "distrust" death .
this writing is intended for ADULT CONSUMPTION and contains NSFW material
author is male but writes the reader as ambiguous as possible
★ charlie is an older guy, he’s had his fun in the past and knows what he likes. while his sex drive isn't super high, he’ll make it pretty obvious he’s in the mood by straight up telling you
★ neat and trimmed, he never lets his body hair get super long. he can't seem to grow himself some chest hair though, no matter how hard he tries. he's greying a bit up top *and* down bottom, but it's kind of charming. salt and pepper hair, y'know?
★ charlie isn't the biggest, but genuinely, he never really has the time to be upset about it. he reaches just below 5 ½ inches, uncut. surprisingly veiny though! when he's hard, they very clearly jut out from his skin
★ he likes to plan out his intimacy, actually. charlie would fix up two glasses of wine and have a brief discussion with you about things you or him might want to do. that doesn't mean he won't make spontaneous decisions though, he just likes the organized control he has over it all
★ you're the only one he'll share a cigarette with, those things are his babies. he also sees it as an indirect kiss, focusing on the taste of your lips left on the smoke as he's taking another drag
★ he'd tap off the ash off his smoke on your body, tracing around the ashes with his fingers and marking you up. charlie would rub some on his fingers and cup your cheeks, admiring his fingerprints of ash left on your face
★ he'd get a kick out of blowing smoke in your face. seeing your reaction to the smell and sight was amusing to him. maybe, just maybe, he'll feel ballsy enough to take a hit, pull you in for a kiss, and blow the smoke in your mouth. cheeky little bitch, he is
★ he doesn't know how to shut up though, seriously. whether it's praise, degradation, demands, or dirty talk, you'll be lucky to get 15 seconds of silence with him. charlie likes being cocky and vocal, throwing a gag in your mouth if you start snapping back. he's not a fan of bratty personalities
★ charlie does overestimate himself, somewhat lingering on what his body can do when he was in his prime. he won't be able to go for a multiple rounds, but his experience ensures that you and him will have a great time anyways
★ sex helps him calm down when stressed. after a long, hard day at work dealing with his coworkers and lonnit entertainment, being able to pull you close and dick you down makes it all worth it
★ he is genuinely loving though. probably comes up with unique pet names during sex. this aftercare game is pretty professional. after his cigarette, he'd set up a shower and offer to clean the ash and sweat off your body himself. having you in his hands, every step being paved by him, he felt like he had everything under control
big shout out to the two charlie fans who find this post, your dinner is served. he's such an unlikable bastard but he genuinely cares about his crew, of course he ended up being my favorite.
[cigarette themed borders were designed by onj-art on deviantart]
Instagram sketches of Meera, Vinnie, Diego, Madison, Bernadine, Samson, and Finley under the cut, as well as a couple of characters from other fandoms under the cut
Meera that I believe @chelleinyy requested
@astra-galaxie requested Diego and Vinnie, and I drew them from scenes inspired by/directly from her MotP fic
I just drew Madison for fun
I believe @carmineroses was the one who requested Bernadine
I don’t remember who requested Samson and Zelda
@parisimms requested Erin and Larry
And Finley for @katrinahood
Thank you to everyone who requested these on Insta!
