Welcome to The Playroom!

"Hello there, good friend! My name is Quillish Wammy. Would you do me the kindest favour and watch these children for a moment? I seem to have run out of ice cream... yes, of course I'll be back momentarily! There should be 5 of them. Try not to lose track of the one covered in jam. He's feisty! ((This blog is semi crack. Children aren't exactly dramatic creatures. A lot of it may be one-liners. Don't be shy! Come deal with the joy that is a child genius! If you have an idea for a thread, hit me up.

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|| herxtwin-hunah || bittersweetcocoaaddict ||

"C-could you help me find my friend? It's dark and scary and the big bad monsters are going to eat me if I don't find him soon!" 

[trepidatixn]

“Wh — ” Shimura stared down at the child nervously, not responding for the first few moments. After a second he seemed to regain himself. “Um. Alright. Shouldn’t you call an ambulance, though?”

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"Noooooo. He's not dead yet." Matt whined, tugging on his sleeve with more persistence. "Just follow me!" 

[romantiicise-blog]

"— Oh no! Let’s go!"

Issak began to run towards the tower, tripping over his own feet and falling a few times along the way.

[tinypretenddetectives-blog]

"But first, we have to slay the vampire!" 

Cue Beyond, running out from behind a tree with a cape and strawberry jam smeared all over his face and his outfit. Wammy was going to have a fun time washing that. 

"Gyah hahahahaha! You'll never stop me!" 

[romantiicise-blog]

"— What’s going on!? I don’t want him to die!"

Issak had no idea who he was talking about, but he didn’t want them to die! He didn’t want anyone to die!

[tinypretenddetectives-blog]

"The big, bad wolf is holding the prince up there in that castle!" By castle, he meant the large pile of carboard boxes that were lumped together in the middle of the park. "We have to go and rescue him before he gets dropped into the pit of molten lava!!" Dun dun duuuuuuun. 

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|| not-just-a-letter || willtherebe--l || maydaymuse || fxrstpunch ||

"C-could you please help me get my Rubix back from way up there?" Stubby fingers pointed up at the top of the shelf in the store at a plush rabbit, the owner stretched all the way up on his tippy toes as he reached for him. "The big kids said he would like to be tall, but he's scared of heights..." 

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|| themxitre​ || mattandmellos-littleshit​ || mihael-chocolateaddict-keehl || eatingchocolatefuckingshitup || paranoidrugby

"You have to help us! There's a big, bad emergency!" He tugged insistently at their fingers, almost falling over from the sheer effort. "Come on! He's going to die maybe if we don't save the day!" 

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//I can't even believe people still follow this blog. Well, the wait is worth it, this blog is gettin revamped now that I am getting a bit of a handle on balancing my life. Who's ready for some annoying fuckwads playful children?! 

[hxartistic]

Still clutching the cuddly Near to her side, she spun around to face Mello. He certainly did not look pleased at the puddle of chocolate with a rumpled square of foil floating in it.

"I can get you another chocolate bar, Mello. Matt, please clean that up, I’ll help you after I get Mello a chocolate bar." She scurried down the hall, and located a chocolate bar, some cleaning rags she politely asked Near to hold, and returned to the area of the explosion. Almost immediately the chocolate bar was passed off to Mello. She set Near down, promising cuddles in a few minutes, and cleaned up the explosion mess.

[tinypretenddetectives-blog]

It wasn't that easy to detach the snow-white child. He clung to her leg as she cleaned up the chocolate, clutching on like a small monkey and refusing to let go for any reason whatsoever.

"Hey! Why does he get cuddles and not me?" Abandoning the chocolate bar, Mello plopped down on her other foot and clung to it. "I can cuddle too!"

[themxitre]

"Well, why don’t your parents but it for you?" Besides if his parents gave it to him then why would he need a stranger to do it?

[tinypretenddetectives-blog]

"Mr. Wammy says he won't let me get it. So you have to do it!"

[ahogaan]

The drenched ketchup bear now in her hands,she shook her head for a nod as she held it away from her body,going to hide the young boys bear.

[tinypretenddetectives-blog]

"Remember to wash your hands after! The blood is a giveaway!"

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"Mr. Roger taught me a new word today!" 

[soraxonline]

❝What is the super duper big favor, in question?❞

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"Help me find my friend! You can lure him out with this chocolate bar." 

[ahogaan]

"Yes? What is it Hun?"

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"Hide this teddy bear and if anybody asks, you didn't do it!" He passed over a bear drenched in ketchup. 

[themxitre]

"Um….. Sure." The blonde tilted his head, blinking a few times as he did. "What is it?"

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"Could you go buy this game for me pretttty please? It's rated T for teen but it's okay because I'm very mature for my age!"

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"D-do you think Mr. Wammy will get me a new teddy bear for my birthday?"

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willtherebe-l || visxs || nirvana-ffix || stealingyourbeer || soraxonline || pluto-the-hound

"Hey, can you do me a super duper big favour?" 

[13-13irthday-deactivated2015032]

He pouted. “How am I supposed to help you if I don’t know?”

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"I'll tell you... if you give me 12 candy bars!" Justice is so corrupt these days.