♣️Tiny♠️

Cinderella by day,ѕιиderella by night Snap🌸: TinyTheCreator

[aidashakur]

[cozyvu]

https://www.instagram.com/cozyvu/?hl=en

[itallstartedwithakiss]

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[earthtodes]

[purephaser]

when you dress fresh but your plans get canceled

[bustyyspicee]

That soft ass “Yea” 😂

[schnapsliebe]

ignoring me is really the most effective way to never hear from me again

[hardstoplucas1]

“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”

[nattousan]

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

[theryanproject]

😂😂😂😂

[willynylanders]

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[tinythecreator]

can someone please please help me find these shoes please!?

[ceebust-]

If your girlfriend isn't your best friend then what's the point?

[thelongkissgoodnight]

[kpopofcolor]

let people of color be into alternative things without calling them white.

[seanika]

source

[randomsplashes]

[seawitchedd]