[thebootydiaries]

me getting robbed on an elevator: that’s wrong on so many levels haha :)

robber:

me:

robber:

me:

robber:

me: honestly? the fact that u dont appreciate,

[tastefullyoffensive]

[almondarcade]

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”

[lesbiantaurus-deactivated202508]

Me.

[honeyproducer-blog]

Feed Me The Pain Salt

[imsoshive]

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

[camronspink-mink]

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

[officialunitedstates]

what if ants speak english really quietly and we just cant hear them

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[hydratedbitch]

should I go to school tomorrow or nah

[cuhrvy-deactivated20160309]

what would nicki minaj say

[apolohgy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tinytoothpick]

Me in May: this is gonna be the best summer ever

Me in June: *wakes up at 3 PM next to a bag of potato chips*

[heartwrench]

[wliiagifs-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tinytoothpick]

brain: ur afraid of destroying your relationships right

me:

brain: what if u destroyed them on purpose

me:

brain: it would give u control of the situation and u wouldn't have to worry about it anymore

me:

me: go on

[amazoogle]

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

[neyruto]

support white boys who vape

support white boys who can’t vape because their dad’s took away their pens

SUPPORT. WHITE BOYS. WHO. VAPE

[timetravelonion]

[motiya]

Be careful who you get close to because when you do get close you start to grow together. You start to mix thoughts, ideas, and actions. Like how two plants growing next to each other have tangled roots. It can be the most enriching thing or the hardest thing to take apart.