Perfectly Insane

What comes to mind.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[h0]

all of these ALSO coexist, specially in a p!nk concert

[hst3000]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[a-rookie-at-life]

Please if you have a chance, report this GoFundMe!

Here’s the Report Fundraiser link: https://www.gofundme.com/contact/suggest/fraud

And here’s the ICE agent’s GoFundMe which you’ll need to copy and paste into the report: https://www.gofundme.com/f/ice-offuver-jonathan-ross

[kaijuno]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[foone]

I saw this on reddit and tracked down the source (Dinara Fakhritdinova, _climbinggirl_ on instagram), because I know there's a lot of girls here on tumblr who need to see her back muscles

[peebs1701]

[hollowedskin]

If you want to see the best in their field, Google "top women pegging"

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

[bogleech]

Reichwingwatch, run by just one person, compiles cases of MAGA child predators into the same sort of easily shareable memes that MAGA themselves love to spread about everyone else, except that unlike the right wing version you can always very easily verify that these are real. The number of them is also absolutely fucking staggering considering it's just a single blog and still isn't collecting every single example. There are thousands of right-wing blogs who desperately attempt to do exactly this, but even the ones padding things out with lies or exaggeration can't produce a fraction as many examples. Their very best efforts to smear LGBT people or immigrants or the "antifas" as evil people still fails to come up with even a sliver as many cases of actual child sexual abuse. You can just do what this blog does yourself at any point, search "maga pedophile arrested" or any variation in any search engine and you'll get hundreds of distinct cases that just keep fucking coming, but nothing close to that happens if you run the same search for any other kind of person you can think of. Child predation among MAGA is at such an absolutely insane, unbelievable rate that no matter how smugly you want to say "nahhh, I believe it!" or "water is wet lol!!!" I PROMISE the actual scope of it is worse than you thought.

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

[blignick]

[elisecairo]

[rosslynpaladin]

Cats Copy. Hence the phrase copy cat. And this cat is clearly fond of this dog as a family member, and just now realized by observing:

"OH WAIT Human is making biscuits on this dog brother and it HELPS with his pain??? Hey I can do that!! I can do that too! Look! Biscuits!!"

[hollyevolving]

Veterinarian at the next follow up: "Dog is looking really good! But I'm concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won't be able to keep up with Dog's home physical therapy, and, you know, you'll be hurt, too."

Human: "I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat."

[chasing-caws]

I believe this whole heartedly with my full chest

[chasing-caws]

Thanks for the info prev!! Still a little funny to think about tbh lol

[july-19th-club]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[katjohnadams]

[lurks-no-more]

As the saying goes, the difference between having nothing and having a billion dollars is a billion dollars.

The difference between having a million dollars and having a billion dollars is also a billion dollars.

That million is 0.1% of the billion dollars; it's a literal rounding error.

[memewhore]

[ruffboi-mags]

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

[moonlightdistractions]

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

[moniquill]

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[fwippy]

interesting dates on this post