Warnings: hopefulness, but also misunderstandings & fighting, Jungkook is a dick tbh
Wordcount: 8.8k
a/n: :(
You don’t see Taehyung for the rest of the week. He wakes up and leaves for work before you do, he comes home long after you have fallen asleep and your calls he skilfully ignores. Even on Saturday, which badly enough aligned with your monthly family dinner, he stayed at his office.
“Oh? Misses Kim? Good evening, what brings you here?” Taehyungs assistant says, looking up from her spacious desk. She wears a sweet smile on her face, having her long hair tied back in a high ponytail.
“Is my husband in?” you ask, nodding into the direction of Taehyungs closed office door behind her. Weeks ago you would have thrown up at your words, these days it feels kind of tingly to say. Your husband.
The assistant looks over her shoulder, clearly hesitating for a moment. She turns back to you with a nervous smile on her face.
“It’s really important. We are invited to family dinner at my parents place tonight and we are already running late”, you explain further on.
She looks back a second time, fumbling with her hair. A faint nervous chuckle escapes her.
“I am sorry Misses Kim, but I fear that your husband is currently out”, she says and it is obvious that she is lying, “but I can pass on a message once he returns from his…tasks”, she adds, forcing a smile to her face.
You study her for a moment. This isn’t her fault. Taehyung most definitely told her to lie to you if you came over and asked for him. She was merely doing what she was told to do. You can’t be angry at her for doing her job.
“Ah dear god, he is such a little scatterbrain”, you say, forcing a laugh out, “I have been talking to him about this dinner for days now and here he goes, forgetting about it.”
“Yes, he most definitely forgot about it”, she says, seemingly relieved by your reaction.
You send her a smile.
“Doesn’t matter, thank you for your time Miss?”
“Lee, it’s Miss Lee ma’am”, she says, giving you a bow of her head.
“Thank you Miss Lee. If he returns please let him know that I am at my parents place and that he should come over immediately.”
She nods enthusiastically.
“Yes ma’am I will let him know!”
You leave after saying your goodbyes. As you cross the corner you can hear how Taehyung comes out of the office, asking his assistant if “she is finally gone?” You can’t deny the fact that it makes your heart feel heavy in your chest.
My sweet Sibi!! 💖 I know, I know... it's been a week once again until I had enough time (a whole day without any stupid date where I have to go to and just can focus my whole mind on this review ♡) and I am sorry that it still takes me so long Babe... Okay, I should stop apologizing and finally start the review you're waiting for and absolutely deserve!! 😤😤💖
I guess you could hear through the audio book, which I made you last week, on what kind of emotional roller coaster you've send me... like... I thought halfway through the chapter that everything is gonna turn out just fine-
BITCH I KNOW THAT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SUSPICIOUS WHEN AROUND 2.5K OF WORDS ARE STILL LEFT TO READ 😭🤧💔
But I know... sometimes I am still a naïve and trustful reader 😫😭
ANYWAY, LET'S FUCKING START WITH MY BULLET-POINT REVIEW, JESUS CHRIST-
I am so sad for the reader when she tried to talk to him (next to reminding him to please join her terrible monthly family dinner-) but he defintely didn't want to talk to his wife and give the wonderful task to 'get rid of the reader' to Miss Lee... I am so sorry for Miss Lee and the reader 😅🤧
...especially when she overhear Miss Lee and Taehyung talking about if she finally left-
Why do I have the feeling all this miserable drama put them back into their previous distant and cold position where they were before the honeymoon... god, I hate it and I want to be mad at someone BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE THE PROBLEM AND THE DRAMA IS SO COMPLEX AND NOBODY DID SOMETHING WRONG ON PURPOSE, ALL THE DRAMA IS JUST "NATURAL" AND JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE SHITTIEST MOMENT EVER 😫😭🤧
...not me living the readers life... I mean, yesterday I woke up and went to breakfast with my family and sat on my place next to this scenery:
That was the first thought that came to my mind and I just had to take a picture of this scene 😂😂 Rudi just loves to take the chair where usually my dad sits 😂
Anyway, let's move on with this terrible dinner evening and you know that I want to "have a talk" with the reader's parents, together with a fucking Plattschaufel to bury them afterwards in the ground-
okayokayokay, violence is not a solution... Tipsy behave!
I will yell when someone dares to say again that the reader don't give her parents enough backtalk! LIKE, she's traumatized for life from the people she should have had the biggest bond with since she's born but instead she experiened emotional and physical abuse and isn't seen as A FUCKING HUMAN BEING by her own fucking parent??? Like she can work her ass off for their company and her parents owe her a single word or act of respect, SHE IS ONLY "SOMETHING" WORTH AS LONG HER UTERUS GETTING USED AND SHE PRODUCES AN HEIR-
I am so mad at those people who say she should stand up more often for herself.
LIKE... HOW DO YOU THINK THIS WOULD WORK?! SHE HAS NO SPACE TO STAND UP FOR HERSELF SAFELY, LIKE SHE STILL HAS TO BE SCARED TO GET EMOTIONALLY, PHYSICALLY OR ECONOMICALLY ABUSED AND EVERYTHING COULD GET TAKEN AWAY FROM HER, EVERYTHING SHE WORKED AND LIVED FOR (her Aqua-Cleanse Line etc. Things that meant so much for her to be at least some kind of independent in her life... like, her own created cosmetic-line is one of her personal dream... she'd loose everything she fight for when she overstep the ultimate boundaries.)
And now think about the emotional damage she went through and how much loss a single person could take?
You're not the narrativ who knows everything and knows What's better for the protagonists.
Think about your own life and guess how much loss you could take, hm?
Okay, Yeah... I went all out about lecturing the so, so incredible smart readers who knows everything better... sorry not sorry 😂😂❤
Also, I fucking love Yoongi and would give him an overexited thumps up that he knew how to help the reader out of this damn misery with her parents😭🤧❤❤ Yoongi, you're a good man, yes you are!!
And like how he put the blame onto himself that the Reader and Tae didn't got intimate until now, omg😭🤧
Not to forget!!! The cuddle talk the reader and Yoongi had afterwards and how he remembered a Storm is coming up and that she'd maybe appreciate some comfort... especially when Tae isn't there and Yoongi guess there is more behind his absense.
I love the Scene where Yoongi apologized that he acted just like their dad and he never intended to show such behaviour 😫😭
Also, the Scene where the reader tells Yoongi about her affair-drama and he never showed digust or judgement and just listened...
Really, that scene is incredibly comforting and it gives me some hope that the reader will find a way how to fix that scene without causing even more (unnecessary) damage to anyone
(I discovered, she always had the right attempts but SOMEBODY ALWAYS RUINED IT AGAIN AAARGH)
Omfg stop making me simp over that goddamn one scene where the reader joins Taehyung in his dressing process for the fundraiser ball and she buttons down his sleeves and fix his tie... NOT TO MENTION WHERE THEY LITERALLY SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT THE AWFUL DINNER EVENING THEY HAD TO JOIN 😫😭❤
...not be putting Hoseok onto my "to fight" list, next to Yoongi and Mr. Choi. HOSEOK, I AM DISAPPOINTED, I TRUSTED YOU AND I THOUGHT YOU'D HELP THEM TO FIX THEIR PROBLEMS AND MISUNDERSTANDINGS 😭🤧💔
Nonononononono Reader!! Don't loose yourself in negative thoughts, Tae don't hate you and Yoongi isn't wrong, please don't think like that 😫🤧🤧
Did I already told you how much I hate the Reader's parents? No? YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF CRUEL MONSTER HIDES INSIDE OF ME, I AM ABOUT TO KILL THESE CREATURES WITH MY OWM BARE HANDS-
The mother, God I hate her so much... doesn't see her own daughter but dreaming about all the achievements Taehyung and Namiya could have together-
I would appreciate a rage-room now very much to take my anger out, thank you.
In all honesty, I would literally react like the reader- I wouldn't be able to hear all of again what a disappointment and burden I am without breaking apart.
As much as I am still frustrated about Jungkook's previous behaviour, I adore the scene where he's running after her and tries his best to cheer her up and what an amazing woman she is, no matter what!
But of course, it wouldn't be Sibi's Story and Sibi's Drama if there wouldn't be EVEN MORE DRAMA 😫😢💔
The moment Tae bursts into the Lady's Bathrooom-
Not me simping but this man all angry and protective over his wife- omfg 🤤🤤 SIGN ME THE FUCK UP FOR THAT!
I know, I know... it's a not so nice moment for simping and being horny on main for Taehyung but those statements makes a bitch crumbles helplessly for this man- 🤧🤧
But at one time I have to be honest, after Tae rushed put of the restroom again und Jungkook and the Reader are alone again... Jungkook is always horny and wants to fuck her everywhere...
Like Chill Jungkook... you just can't assume that she wantsto fuck now too and in General... Sex isn't fixing everything ma dude 😅🤧❤
Next to Yoongi, I fucking love Seokjin as well! Like how he takes her aside to have a lil serious talk with her about making his little brother Tete happy again...
It made my heart all soft for Taehyung how Seokjin spoke about him and his character in adoration and that it isn't difficult to get a place into Tae's heart
Another detail which I love deeply, that Seokjin isn't judging the reader either for her affair with Jungkook but tells her that she has to decide now, not to make the whole situation even more worse.
Gosh, I love Seokjin for the Talk ans Dance so fucking much and how he encourage her to make the first step into Tae's direction again.
Now, the Talk and the Dance of the Reader with Taehyung-
You remember how happy I was in that moment in the audios that they're talking again and that it seems like everything is about getting fixed soon.
...like... they we're about TO FUCKING KISS WHILE DANCINGGG😭❤❤
BITCH, YOU CAUGHT ME IN A FUCKING DAVASTATING LIE 😫🤧🤧
WHY... FUCKING WHY APPROACH STUPID JUNGKOOK BOTH OF THEM ONCE AGAIN AND RUINS EVERYTHING AGAIN
...I know, I know... Jungkook is simply deeply in love with her and poor boy doesn't understand wtf is happening lately...
BUT WHY IS HE ALWAYS COMING AROUND IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT?!?!
OMG I can understand Taehyung and his reaction so much
The dialogue you've written as the last Scene of the chapter is always hitting me hard once again and it makes me mad and angry at everyone and everything... not me always close to cry bc Taehyung's broken heart is breaking mine!
All in all, this chapter was an emotional roller coaster and I am not okay 😫😫😭
CAN THEY PLEASE END UP HAPPY AGAIN, PLEASE SIBI I BEG YOUUU!!
Okay, okay, I'll find it out when I've finally read chapter 9 🙈🙈❤
Sorry, that it took me ages again, Sibi 🤧❤ But I hope you liked my cute review ♡♡♡
joon waking up hard and umm... basically consensual somno >.<
Namjoon woke up with a certain stiffness between his legs today.
It wasn’t a sore muscle, no. He could move his legs fine. Was it a stomachache? No, he confirmed with an investigative palm over his stomach.
As if a lightbulb went off in his head, he shifted his hand down his abdomen, hissing at the stimulation his palm gave as it settled on his crotch.
With a sigh, Namjoon lifted the sheets, confirming his suspicion.
Glancing over to you, guilt consumed him as he watched you peacefully doze next to him, content and blissfully unaware.
Here goes nothing.
Rolling over to be closer to you, he started out by pressing light, gentle kisses over the skin revealed by the sheets half off your body, lips touching over your shoulder and neck making you let out a sleepy sigh in response.
Pulling back to see if you’d woken up, Namjoon watched for a moment before concluding that you were still fast asleep, pressing his lips together for a moment before deciding to ramp up his antics.
His lips traveled up your neck and across your jaw, sprinkling kisses over your cheeks until your eyes fluttered open with a content hum.
“Good morning.” Namjoon murmured between kisses, making you hum again as you reached up to rub the tiredness out of your eyes.
“Hi, Joonie.” You rasped, reaching out to cuddle into him, nuzzling into his neck with a sigh.
It was when your knee grazed against the hard bulge in his boxers that you gasped, realization dawning on you as you glanced up to your boyfriend’s widened eyes.
“Oh. Good morning.” You chuckled, reaching down to squeeze it over the fabric with a confirming breath pulled from Namjoon’s mouth.
“Baby.” He groaned when you slipped your hand beneath the waistband, gripping his hardened shaft with your fingers and pumping him up and down with languid jerks of your wrist.
His hips shamelessly bucked into your touch, your fist experimentally closing around his cock to incite groans from the mans throat.
Can I request dirty dancing with Hoseok? Maybe they’re at the club, maybe he’s just coming home from practice to reader dancing around their apartment and joins in, but either way they can’t keep their hands to themselves. Thanks lovely 💜
You couldn’t hear anything other than the beat of the song playing from the speakers as Hoseok walked in, the music from the stereo across the room turned up enough to drown out the sound of his footsteps.
You jumped a bit in surprise as his arms wrapped around you, lips pressing to your shoulder with a slight chuckle escaping his nostrils.
“Hi, darling.” He greeted, voice soft as he smiled at the sudden stilling of your previous dancing, your cheeks heated in embarassment at the action.
“Hi, Hobi. How was your day?” You asked, the man shrugging indifferently.
“Same old. Happy to see you, though.” He squeezed you to his chest, making you giggle as he began goofily swaying you along to the beat of the song.
You craned your neck to press a kiss to his lips as the song ended, a new one beginning as Hoseok languidly slipped his tongue into your mouth.
He slowed you both along to the lower tempo, the swaying taking a more romantic and sensual vibe than the previous silly one.
Your boyfriend swallowed your moan as he stroked your tongue with his, lips melding over and over as his hands came up to cup your face, his fingers rubbing over your cheeks.
Hoseok’s breath caught in his throat as you pushed your hips back against him, purposely grinding back on his crotch with a smirk.
His fingers gripped down on your hips to still them, giggles rising in the back of your throat as he broke the kiss.
Staring at you with raised eyebrows, his eyes had noticeably darkened since he walked in, music fading in the background with him looking at you like that.
“Baby, keep doing that and I’ll get hard.” He warned, raising your eyebrows as you laughed in response.
“That’s the point.” You chuckled, Hoseok smirking at you with a shake of his head before diving back down to kiss you.
You turned your body around to fully face him, wrapping your arms around his neck as his went around your waist.
His hands skirted over every inch of skin possible as did yours, his palms grabbing handfuls of your ass while yours groped over the muscles in his back.
“Hm, baby?” He mumbled against your lips, sighing after you hummed a response.
Hot, wet, dripping I’ve missed you fuck with hobi pleasee
“H-hobi!”
Gripping onto his shoulders as his cock pounded into your pussy, your eyes rolled back at the pleasure burning in the pit of your stomach, mouth dropped open to release all the moans and groans coming from his actions.
It had been months since you felt him like this. Video calls, phone sex, nudes….nothing compared to having Hoseok like this.
Hoseok, bending your knees up to your chest, grunting with each push of his cock into your channel as he praised the way you welcomed him back home every time.
Before you could negate any of his unnecessary thanking, he always cut you off with a heated press of his lips to yours, effectively silencing you for the moment as he swallowed your moans.
“Missed you so much, fuck.”
“This pussy’s made for me.”
“Love getting to come home to this.”
And his actions proved his words, his face scrunched in concentration and ecstasy as he slapped his skin against yours with the force of his thrusts.
“Hobi, oh my god.” You moaned as he rubbed at your g-spot, the man repeating the action with a shaky exhale as he pressed kisses on your neck.
Your slick was leaking down his balls at this point, arousal overwhelmingly high at both the vision above you and the fact that he was finally fucking home with you.
“I m-missed you too, shit.” You hissed as his thumb went down to circle on your clit, his combined actions making you toss your head back in bliss.
“I missed you so much. Missed waking up to you every day, cooking together, driving around and listening to your favorite songs. Missed you squeezing me like this.” He referenced your current position, walls clamping down around his cock as he nudged deep inside your cavern with slow grinds into you.
God, that was so good! I love the way you wrote this and the thought of Hoseok praising the reader beyond belief is so hot 😩💖 Thank you for writing and sharing!! ♡
Requests still open? If so, joonie and some impreg kink or pregnant sex?
Since relatively early on in your first trimester, your hormones had been off the charts. Namjoon, often times, got the brunt of this. Lucky him.
Some days you wanted to strangle him, others you wanted to jump his bones. The few in between were indifferent, times you just desired space out of all things.
Namjoon, being the angel he was, was receptive to all of it, beyond kind and considerate on your bad days and all the more giving on your good ones.
He knew when to leave you alone, he knew when to get up in the middle of the night to bring you a tea, and he knew when you needed him inside of you. Like right now.
“Joon, please.” You whined, the man hushing you with a tender kiss to the corner of your mouth before settling back in his position.
Laying on his side, as were you, facing each other as you waited not so patiently for his cock to intrude your entrance.
You’d discovered about a month ago that this position was the the best decision for you both, with you being comfortable with your stomach but also intimate with the father of your child and, yes, the love of your life.
“We have to take our time, okay? No rush. Baby’s safety first.” He reminded you, causing you to sigh before slowly nodding your head in understanding.
“Can you at least like, put the tip in? I’m very hormonal right now.” You huffed, Namjoon snorting as he held back one of his jokes. His cracks hadn’t been going over well with you lately.
“Okay, my love. C’mere.” He gestured with his fingers, grabbing your thigh and guiding it over his hip to scoot you closer and spread you a bit for him.
You eagerly threw an arm around his back, tucking your face into his neck as he nudged his cockhead inside your entrance.
“Oh.” You whimpered, whining in protest when Namjoon stopped.
“Are you okay?” He asked, making you huff in annoyance before nodding your head.
“I’m fine, Joon. That was a good noise, not a pained one.” You explained, something Namjoon knew yet couldn’t hold himself back from checking. His nurturing had always been there, but when you’d found out you were pregnant it had increased tenfold.
“Okay.” He murmured, releasing a breath when he resumed pushing himself inside of you, your velvet walls consuming him as he let a groan rumble in the back of his throat.
His cock easily had your nerve endings fizzling throughout your body, moaning and whining into his skin as you grinded your hips down on his shaft.
“Fuck, stop. Let me do all the work, baby.” He said, pulling his hips back and forward again before you could utter an argument, his suddenly steady pace of rocking into your hips making you stutter his name as your mouth opened against his throat.
“That’s right, love. Your body’s already doing so much, just let me take care of you.”
Eventhough I don't plan on having children, this was very soft and sexy to read!!😍💦 I love the way Joonie cares for her. Thank you for writing and sharing! 💖
Warnings: these two are horny for each other, morning cuddles and a boner, making-out against a fridge, desperate fumbling, even more desperate grinding, little bit of playful possessiveness, edging, ruined sexy times, and because I can’t help it a sprinkle of stupid mistakes too
Wordcount: 11.5k
a/n: I am quaking
Light creeps its way into your eyes, the smell of the ocean greets you. You smile contently, nuzzling your face into your pillow. Another day in paradise begins. You move to stretch, only to feel yourself unable to as a strong arm is slung around you. Taehyung, he is holding you tightly.
“Huh?” you murmur, gawking at his arm. Your heart begins racing in an instance. Oh dear, oh dear. He is holding you. Taehyung is holding you.
Your pulse speeds up, stomach tingling. He is holding you. You wiggle a little to test the waters.
Taehyung purrs quietly, squeezing you tighter. It forces a quiet gasp out of you. He is holding you. You feel dizzy in nervousness. He is holding you.
“Taehyung you awake?” you whisper, wiggling again and Taehyung groans a second later.
“No move, is warm”, he answers you, clearly still half asleep. He cuddles closer, intertwining his fingers with yours, "so warm.”
Your eyes widen. You can feel everything in this new position. His naked skin, his body heat, his steady breathing, even his hair as he nuzzles his face into your pillow and tickles your upper back in the process. The newfound closeness isn’t helping, it’s making you feel things. Your heart will most definitely give up any second now.
“Tae?” you ask quietly. This is not good. The thing you had before was good, it was warm and snuggly. This right here is not good, too many body parts are touching. His naked legs are rubbing against your equally bare ones. His chest is pressed against your back. His arms are so snug around your waist. Those are too many sensations, which make you feel too many things and think of too many things. And so you wiggle again in hopes of bringing some distance between you and him.
Taehyung shivers and moans softly, fingers squeezing your hand. Your eyes widen to the point that it hurts. Holy shit! With all that wiggling you were doing you hadn’t even realised that you had grinded your ass against his crotch the entire time. And well, it is working.
Panic. The memory of last night is too fresh. Pictures of him in the shower flash through your mind. His hand, which seconds ago felt nice holding yours, now feels heavy in your fingers. And now your bottom is even getting an up close feel of what his palm touched last night. This is sending you down a spiral.
“Taehyung let go”, you pant, laying as stiff as a wooden board. You swallow. Stiff must be the worst choice of words you have ever made in your life.
“Why?” he is most definitely still not fully awake. He cuddles closer, which results in him pressing his semi-hard against your lower back.
You swallow, squeezing your eyes shut. Don’t get turned on, whatever you’re doing, do not get horny.
“Cause”, you croak out and wiggle your ass once.
“Oh”, Taehyung gasps, “fuck, uhm shit. Fuck sorry”, he stutters, letting you go quickly, “fuck seriously this is so embarrassing. I’m so sorry”, he says, hiding his face under the blanket.
“Uhm”, you look at him, sitting up in bed. You rest your back against the headrest. Now you feel bad for bringing it up. He looks so embarrassed.
“It’s fine, it’s just biology right?”
Taehyung merely groans and hides his face further in the blanket, pulling his knees up as far as his body allows him to. He needs to hide before even more damage can be done. Now you’ll believe that he is the biggest pervert ever, he thinks with his pulse escalating.
You however are far too busy with feeling far too guilty. You never wanted to embarrass him.
“I’ll go pee real quick”, you announce and roll out of bed to hurry to the bathroom.
as you know and as you can see... it can only be years until I finished the review to the last read chapter 😩🤧 I am truly so sorry that you already thought I gave up on reading Ihyily. DEFINTELY NOT!! Your whore called Tipsy is just incredibly (!) slow and I think my spirit animal is a sloth. I love you and this story so incredibly much but sometimes... sometimes (or very often) you need a lot of patience with my behaviour 🤧💖 I am so sorry for that! But please, I love you so much and yeah, maybe it'll take me a lot longer than other readers to read and write reviews but I'll keep going until I finished the story 😤💖 I promised you that and I will try my best to keep that promise!! 😤😘
And yes... yes, I know that I am already two days too late once again... God, Sibi please gimme a lil slap on the back of my head when we will see each other 😭😩🤧
...why... why do I think this fits me perfectly?! 😩🤣💖
And yes, I am more than serious... so I can check if I pointed out everything I wanted to, I sit here with my Ipad to my side and have the 7th chapter in an open tab next to me 😤🤣 Yes, I may be late but at least I try to make it highly professional 😂👩🏻💻💖
I love you baby and please don't be mad at my unorganized ass😩🤧
Anyway, here we go again~ Just saying, all this sexual tension and needy behaviour made me fucking feral while reading and I will defintely yell at you, my sweet Hoe 😤💖🤬
Girl, you just can't start the new chapter with a cute yet sexy cuddle Scene in bed where the Reader is so flustered to be that close to Tae and try to wiggle free... BUT INSTEAD ACTIVATING HIS GODDAMN MORNING BONER OMFG
ALL THE NEEDY SEXUAL TENSION YOU JUST THREW IN THERE!!
I mean... TAEHYUNG FUCKING MOANS IN HIS SLEEP BC SHE'S SO CLOSE AHHRHTHT 😩💖
...the moment where Taehyung realizes what is going on and my poor little Baby is beyond mortified and thinks je just ruined everything bc he couldn't control his body blood flow- TAE MY BEBE YOU'RE NOT A PERVERT, YOU BOTH ARE JUST SUPER ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG 😩🤧💖
...also... I can feel the Reader's position way too well- like, I would have a literal meltdown if my crush gets a boner to the thought and body contact with me😩😩💖
Reader, you got this! Collect yourself and go outside to your (turned on) husband 🤵🏻💍
And yes, my dearest bitch called Sibi... not me being a hoe for their sexy awkward talk and yes, I HAD TO SCREENSHOT THE WHOLE SCENE BECAUSE THIS SCENE MADE ME YELL SO MUCH, SO I HAVE TO YELL AT YOU IN BULLET POINTS AND A LOT SCREENSHOTS! 😩🤬😡💖
LIKE WTF, WHAT IS THAT?!
Not me being that Person who gets all horny from their awkward talk which is literally 💦 DRENCHED 💦 IN SEXUAL TENSION!
Thankfully they're getting all hot and needy from it too!
Like... their eye contact, how they wet their lips, how Taehyung crawls closer to the reader.... HOW THE READER SAYS, HE SHOULD COME CLOSER AND CLOSER- THEY'RE FUCKING ABOUT TO KISSSSSSS!!!!!
....I will yell at Yoongi. I will give him a lecture about he prevent the reader and Tae to get intimate. I will fist fight this man.
LIKE HE SENDS THEM TO THEIR GORGEOUS "BABYMACATION" TO MAOI AND THEN HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO INTERRUPT THEM OF GETTING INTIMATE WITH EACH OTHER.
LIKE YOONGI, SO DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN THE READER DIDNT SHOW UP ALL PREGGO AT HOME.
(I know, I know... es ist ein bissel übertrieben meinerseits... ABER TROTZDEM! 😡🤬)
IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT!
As you can see... I am beyond mad at Yoongi- 😤🤬😡 He is such a cockblock
AND I DON'T EVEN MENTION HIS STATEMENTS OF THE PHONE CALL, THIS MAN, MR. MIN IS WAY TOO COCKY FOR HIS OWN GOOD! 😩😤
...and before I forget... the affectionately meant poop emoji... I love hate Yoongi😩🤣
...also... YOU DOESNT MAKE ANYTHING BETTER THAT TAEHYUNG HAS NOW A REAL PROBLEM BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND TRYING TO HIDE IT, WHY THE FUCK IS TURNING ME THIS FACT ON?!?! SIBI YOU WHORE, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME HORNY WITH EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING 😤😩💖
...also that Tae tries his best to help the Reader getting her things together and that he even decides to fly back with her- Honestly, two weeks ago he would be more than happy to enjoy the last few days off alone on the Island... it simply warms my heart how they had grew fond of each other! 🤧💖
I am melting how cute Taehyung is, he gently encourage her to speak Japanese with him and do not care about the other staff members and simply practice😭🤧💖 Gosh, I love this man way too much- AND STOP GETTING SHY TETE, I AM SO WHIPPED FOR YOU ALREADY ANYWAY??! 😩💖
Not me planning to have a talk with Mr. Choi afterwards as well... MR. CHOI, I LOVED AND TRUSTED YOU, YOU JUST CAN'T KISS-BLOCK THEM AS WELL WTF 😩😩😭😡
(I know, I know, you just do your job very seriously and won't accept if your employer arrive too late- BUT PLEASE, JUST LET THEM KISS EACH OTHER GOOD BYEEEE-)
LIKE HONESTLY, A GOOD-BYE KISS WON'T HURT!! 😩🤬 NAMIYA AND FAMILIARS CAN WAIT 5 MORE SECONDSSSS
Okay, okay... now the Jimin & Gym Scene!
I love the way you described Jimin's Idol life and the struggles of being an Idol and fitting all the fans and company's expectations ♡
That Tae gets all impatient about a message from the reader about how the Meeting went and is almost more nervous as the Reader 😭🤧💖 He's so cute, I love himmmmm😭😭💖
- Taehyung: It’s me Taehyung, your husband, but I think you already know this fact haha. How is the meeting going? Everything alright?
Like wtf, I love that!!!! He's so caring and he DESERVES the whole fucking world!!!
And now the Gym Scene... where Taehyung is all nervous, awkward and giddy... just because of the Reader and Jimin encourage him to spill all his adoration for the reader out-
Gosh, you have no Idea how much I love this scene, I love to read about Taehyung's whipped thoughts for her and Jimin being all supportive...
Really, while I wanna fight Yoongi and Mr. Choi for kiss- and cockblocking them, I wanna smooch Jimin (consentually) onto his beautiful lips for saying hot shit like this ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻😭💖
That Tae tries to play candy Crush while going home to calm himself but it won't work bc it reminds him far too much at their date-day at the beach... gosh, I want to protect this man at all costs omfg
...THE FACT THAT THE READER DECIDES TO COOK FOR THEM AS A LITTLE THANK YOU FOR TETE BC HE HELPED HIM SO MUCH WITH JAPANESE... GOSH BOTH OF THEM ARE FAR TOO GOOD FOR EACH OTHER!
....I am just saying... the Table setting Scene. Fuck... the sexual tension is so thick, I am able to cut right through it 😤😭💖
...Gosh, the Scene where Tae says the food taste amazing even though it's gar too salty... IT REMINDS ME OF THE COFFEE SCENE IN THE HONEYMOON NGJGNHKGJH I WILL YELL AT YOU SIBI 😤😤💖
the way Taehyung eats way too enthusiastically her salty food ans still says he enjoys it... God, he's so precious, I WANNA PROTECT HIM 😩💖
Gosh, I can literally see it in front of me, how the reader rambles all exitedly about the amazing Meeting and Tae looks at her with literal heart eyes- JESUS CHRIST PLEASE FINALLY KISS EACH OTHERRRRR
The Fundraiser... I am exited but still scared to read that following chapter... God, please send help!
...now I am about to give the reader a little slap onto the back of her head, HOW DARE YOU TO THINK ABOUT DISHES WHEN TAEHYUNG IS ABOUT TO KISS YOU, YOU STUPID CANE OF TOMATOES 😩🤦🏻♀️🥫
...now the dish washing scene... CAN THEY FINALLY KISS?! JESUS CHRISTUS IM HIMMEL👼🏻🤧
THANK YOU, OH MY GOD THANK YOU NAMJESUS IN HEAVEN (you know... I am an atheist, I only believe in Namjesus) THANK YOU FOR MAKING TAE A LITTLE MORE BOLD AND TAESING (yes... taesing and not teasing xD) THE SHIT OUT OF THE READER AND FINALLY FALLING FOR HER OWN ATTRACTION TO TAE 🤧😭💖
I know, I know... you always make sure it's consentually... BUT STILL, I AM A HORNY WHORE WHO GETS EVEN HORNIER FROM CONSENTUAL TALK 😩💦💖
Yes... that's absolutely the shit I like, Sibi... Fuck, that's always so damn hot 🤧💦
The whole making out Scene in the kitchen is simply delicious, oh my god!
Sibi, honestly I would have yelled at you if they wouldn't make out in this chapter... YOU LITERALLY GAVE US AROUND 22-24K WORDS OF JUST SEXUAL TENSION! 😤😤💖 I AM BOT ABLE TO HANDLE EVEN MORE
To be able to read finally the make out Scene felt like an orgasm after edging... honestly, wtf do you just do to us Reader?!?!
The way Tae is determined to get "revenge" for that hickey and place an even better one at her neck... This kind of Jealousy/Obsession is kinda hot... not gonna lie!
Girl, I was about to yeet my phone out of the next window as Jungkook ringed at the door-
...not gonna lie, the moment I read that I was so mad at Jungkook and ready to yell at that man BUT THEN YOU LIL WHORE HAD THE AUDACITY TO FUCKING PUT HIM IN FRONT OF THE DOOR WITH FUCKING LÖWENZAHN FLOWERS, ALL HAPPY TO FINALLY SEE THE READER AGAIN 😭😭🤧🤧🌼 (ok, das ist ein Gänseblümchen, aber du weißt, was ich meine!)
Of course, Jungkook has no Idea what kind of bonding Tae and the reader had thorough the honeymoon and still thinks everything is just like how it was 2 weeks previously...
I know... I have no right to be mad at anyone in this drama, everyone made mistakes and they're understandable but it breaks my heart that Tae gets hurted and he heard some of their talks and ARRRGHHGJG
...the angst/hurt&comfort at the end of this chapter just slapped me across the face....
You already heard through my audiobook, that I was too harsh to Jungkookie, he's just a little boy with a big pure heart for the reader and gets crushed bc she slowly falls out of love with him... I have no right to be mad at him for the way he simply behaves 😭😭🤧🤧💖💖
My heart just scattered into thousands of pieces as I read that Tae overheard them and locked himself into his room...
GIRL, THAT'S THE REASON WHY I AM SCARED TO READ THE FOLLOWING CHAPTER, I AM NOT PREPARED FOR THE ANGST THAT WILL COME UP 😩😭💔
Omfg, that chapter was a really wild ride to read! So much sexual tension, finally the make out Scene and then this drama with Jungkook and even more misunderstandings coming up. HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SURVIVE THIS 😭 SIBI, I AM A BROKEN WOMAN! 🤧💖
After all, even when it took so me incredibly long to write this review, I enjoyed this chapter so much and I want you to know that! 💖 Even that I am scared as shit about the next chapter, your whore will keep going and I will finish Ihyily! I promise you that and I love this Story way too much to drop it, anyway, so... Stay patient and we will finish it... soon🤣💖😘
“He knew that wearing this shirt would be a good idea…”
Pairing: Namjoon x n.Reader
Genre: Smut, pwp, established relationship!AU
Warnings: sub!Namjoon, dom!Reader, nipple and chest worship, use of an anal vibrator, bondage (with a dining chair), slight pain kink, dirty talk, name calling (OC calls him a slut and he loves it), tears and a little begging, fluffy aftercare
Wordcount: 1.4k
a/n: Surprise!! guys idk what happened there, but I spiralled 😩 I hope you guys enjoy it just as much as I enjoyed writing it! 💜
He is trembling, arching his back as a sinful moan rumbles in his throat.
Who would have thought?
He thinks to himself.
Who would have thought that he would end up in such a position. So compromised and helpless. He is moaning again, basking in the pleasurable sting of your fingernails on his chest.
Who would have thought that he would one day find himself so completely at the mercy of you.
His best friend, roommate and partner in crime. Now bear in mind, you and him had been dating for two years. But Namjoon was still in the belief that you could also be the other things.
His best friend, who makes him laugh like nobody else does. His roommate, who will never get his obsession with plants but will still listen to his rants about them. His partner in crime, who often ends up in the silliest situations with him.
And his soulmate, who tonight whipped out some silk ropes and tied him to the dining chair after stuffing his ass with a vibrator.
Who would I be when you post this breathtaking amazing and gorgeous Namjoon Drabble and I wouldn't write a review for it! 😤💖
Especially... especially when it's fucking subby Namjoon WITH ASS AND NIPPLE-PLAY??!?!?!
GRRRR, THIS DRABBLE AND THIS MAN MAKES ME AGRESSIVE IN NEED AND DESPERATION!!!
Okay okay okay, there are still some things that needs to get pointed out~
...the fact that you chose to make roommate & best friends to lovers as the background story... grrrr it makes me so damn horny
....the cute thing with the plants and him talking about it, gosh, I love him so much!!
Namjoon tied to the dining chair with silk ropes and a prostate vibrator shoved up his ass... that would be my personal dream
god Sibi, you make me so damn needy to make Joon all subby for meeee... 😫🤧💖
Yes Girl, yes. I would tear that damn skintight shirt apart to scratch over my man's delicious pecs 🤤💖
I would make that man pay for riling me up... exactly that way you described it!
God, fuck... I simply live for the fact that Joon's pecs and nipples are so sensitive for getting them touched and played-
...that he already got tortured for an hour- BYEEE OMFG NFJGBGBGJG 🥵🥵
...to hear Namjoon begging to get even more tortured... HURE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I AM WAY MORE SADISTIC THAN I THOUGHT I'D BE, I THOUGHT I AM MORE GFD!!!!!😭😤😤
Girl... do you even know what kind of effect it has on me to call him a slut and he respond instantly to it??
...also the fact that he made scrambled eggs for breakfast-
I literally have an imagine of shirtless Joon with his pecs all out and making breakfast for me in front of my eyes and it's driving me fucking insane!
I want to pound that man into the next galaxyyyyyy
that my man fucks himself literally onto the prostate vibrator... fuuuckkkk
he could rip those silky ropes easily open but don't dare to so so because he loves to be fully under control... fuck... God... he's so hot... the combination of strength kink and submission hits me like a damn truck 🥵🥵
...this paragraph is ruining me every single time I am reading it:
"He is fucking himself on the vibrator. You know that he is because with every roll of his hips, his muscular thighs are twitching uncontrollably. It makes you smirk. Oh he is such a greedy, little boy. How he is shaking and moaning. How he is twitching and mewling. How he is shuddering and sobbing. It's like music to your ears and art to your eyes." - GIRL... WTF DID YOU JUST THOUGHT WHILE WRITING IT??? IT'S FUCKING RUINING ME HUREEEE!!!! 😫😫😡🤬🤬
...when he screams that he wants to get ruined by her... Dude... Stop being such a hot sub, I am creaming my panties here?!?!
the moment she starts searching through the vibration patterns of the vibrator and Joon can barely... BARELY handle it... SWEET BABY JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN, I HAVE SINNED! 👼🏻😵😩
...Girl... you just... you just can't... GIRL YOU JUST CAN'T CALL HIM A GREEDY ASS SLUT AND BOOP HIS NOSE?! WTF?!?! WHY IS THIS SO HOT???🥵🥵
"I know", you smirk, "wanna make my man feel good."
Sibi you just can't do that to me, I can barely handle this drabble... that literally one of my dress written all out 🤧💖
...that the reader makes Joon moan to whole neighborhood together... fuck, I am not able to handle this hot shit 😭🤬💕
That she make that man beg... like make him beg so badly that he's close to cry... omfg😭🤧
....thanks Sibi, you unlocked my dacryphilia kink too... I wanna see and hear Joon sobbing out of pleasure 😭🤧🤤
....AND ALL OF THAT SIMPLY BECAUSE OF EXESSIVE NIPPLE PLAY, SIBI, I WILL THROW A TANTRUM BC THAT'S SO DAMN HOT, ICH KRIEGE HIER LITERALLY DIE KRISE?!?!?!😤😤🤧🤬
You literally made my man cum just from ass stimulation and nipple play... I am a changed person now. I will not recover from this. That's my death. Fuck... YOU CAN'T MAKE JOON SO HOT AND SO DAMN DELICIOUS 😭🤧🤧
How... how are you able to tame the horny feral beast inside of me and change me within seconds into a sweet caring nature who would pamper Joonie into the heaven... gosh, the aftercare scene is so incredibly cute, especially the last sentences.
Girl... that was a ride... and I hope you realized that! 😵😭🤧
As you can read beforehand... you destroyed me with that drabble and you can't imagine how often I already re-read this story... you know, I have a thing for big, tall, massive Joon under my control and him submitting... honestly, he'd make such a gorgeous sub. No matter if in a sexual context or in a non-sexual context. Like... just imagine the cuddling scene they've talked about in the end... omg, I'd love to be the big spoon for my man and kissing his neck, wispering praises and sweet nothings into his ear until he smiles so brightly that his dimples pop up... THAT WOULD BE MY DREAM 😭🤧💖💖
All in all, Thank you so, so incredibly much for writing this amazing story! 🤧💖 I love u, Sibi ♡
In fact... I mean this kind of Joonie smile... gosh, I love this big teddy bear so much! 🤧💖
Warnings: more feelings, a massage with sexual tension, yoga with sexual tension, did I mention sexual tension?, some steamy time in the shower, Taehyungs hands do things and it affects the OC a lot, I can’t say more just read the chapter
Wordcount: 12k
a/n: I will never recover from this chapter.
Taehyung looks at you with sparkling eyes, clutching a pillow to his chest. He had worn a smile on his lips but that changes when your eyes meet. He averts his gaze quickly and clears his throat awkwardly.
“Good morning”, you say, voice heavy in sleep.
“Morning”, he mumbles, scratching his neck.
“What were you doing?” you ask. He watched you sleep, you know that he did. For how long? Gosh your heart is fluttering in your chest.
“N-nothing I-I also just woke up”, he stutters, rolling onto his back, “I’m so starved. Do you know those days? When you wake up hungry and you could literally eat an entire truckload of food?” he asks to change the topic.
He rolls out of bed and hurries through the room to get clothes, avoiding your gaze as best as possible.
“Yeah, those days are the best. Because breakfast just tastes five times better”, you say, following him through the room with your eyes.
So he watched you sleep. And it made him smile. Did he think that you looked beautiful when you slept? Why is your heart racing like crazy right now? And why the hell is his bed hair the cutest thing you have ever seen? All ruffled and fluffy, he looks so adorable with it.
“I’m going to use the bathroom real quick, so you have more time to wake up”, he says, not daring to look at you.
“I thought you woke up at the same time as me”, you say, amused grin hidden behind the hem of your blanket.
“Uhm I-”, he looks at you with big eyes, “-I’m a quick wake-upper”, he says, disappearing behind the curtains quickly.
You chuckle. Now he is inventing new words. Good god, you should really stop finding everything he does so damn adorable.
Finally, oh finally I managed to start writing the 6th review to your amazing Ihyily-Series! I know that I am a little behind... but that means you'll still get some nice reviews the following week(s)... you know my slow reading and review-writing ass🤧
Actually I planned to write this review Sunday already but as you could read thanks to my messages... one of our cattles thought playing peek-a-boo on an entire sunday would be fun. 😭🐮
And all the other days... I am neither in school nor work and somehow my life still keeps me busy 🤧💕
Anyway, here we go and I will try my best to point everything out I loved so much about this chapter... as always 🙈💕
Simply the fact that Taehyung was awake before the Reader and watched her sleep with gentle eyes and a fond smile on his lips... Jesus Christ I am dying in cuteness for these two 🤧💖
...also that they picked the same colored shirt accidentally and now wear the cutest couple look together💖
...not to forget, this here! I love the way you wrote it so stylistic! 😍
when they're on their way for breakfast and Tae says, he will go and make their drinks, making sure to order black coffee without any sugar in it😭🤧💖 he's such a little cutie
also, the way the reader fells in love with her wedding ring for the first time after four months!! It's so cute 😭
the fond teasing and all the puns they make with each other is so fucking adorable and cute 💖💖😫
THEY'RE SO SHY AROUND EACH OTHER IT'S MAKING ME FUCKING FERAL JESUS CHRIST, THEY TRULY HAVE THOSE HIGHSCHOOL/COLLEGE CRUSH VIBES😭💖
THE HOT CHOCOLATE WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND MARSHMALLOWS DATEEEEE AHHHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE AND ADORABLE I GET LOWKEY AGGRESSIVE 😫😡🤬
"Hey Taehyung? You look handsome and also do you want to go to a beach again?" - the moment I wanted to cheer like a cheerleader at the reader that she finally took the first step about asking for another daytrip-date!!💃🏻💃🏻 YAAAAS GUUURL YOU DID IT 💃🏻💃🏻
THAT TAEHYUNG WANTED IT TOO, I AM CRYING THEY'RE BOTH SUCH SHY IDIOTS I CAN'T HANDLE IT 😭💕
...and of course... fucking work is a goddamn fucking cockblock
I think it's kinda 'bittersweet amusing' how Tae could easily change his work schedule while the reader has to succumb the new tasks Hobi send her in
I love how silently attentive (?) Taehyung is and brings her a bowl of Peanuts and a new bitte of water outside 🥺💖
Also... THE WAY TAEHYUNG TRIES TO GIVE HER SOMEHOW SOME HINTS THATHE WOULDN'T MIND AT ALL IF SHE JOIN HIM WHILE DOING YOGA
the moment when she's finally able to join in die yoga after all this work AND ALMOST SCARES HIM TO DEATH, poor Bebi 😭🤧💕
...gosh I love their tailbone bonding Story, I love you include so many "uncommon/a little weird" stories, it makes it so much more realistic... like... LET'S BE HONEST, WE ALL HAVE THOSE WEIRD TALKS AND THEY'RE THE BEST ONES!
...not to mention the second yoga mathe brought "just in case if she decided to join" 👀👀👀👀
Taehyung is so sweet that he mention to change Yoga mat with her to make sure that she would fall "so soft as possible" 🤧💖
...not to mention the Scene where both of them are checking out each other and complimenting each others looks 👀👀💕
...This Scene send me:
Sibi, I have to be honest with you... until now I didn't knew the term "double wedgie". Call me stupid and unlectured but thankfully I didn't deal with that Problem often.
...also, Taehyung's answer is sending me to the moon😭😂😂 Taehyung is such a cute and adorable lovebug!!!😫💖💖
...Honestly I don't know what to say to the yoga "warming up" session... you just can't kill me already?!?! BITCH I AM SENSITIVE!
GURL DON'T YOU DARE TO COME AT ME WITH TAEHYUNG MURMURING "Allow me" AND THEN CORRECTING HER POSTURE
Bitch you have no Idea how touch starved I am... just to imagine how Tae would touch her is sending me down a spiral
THE PRAISES HE GIVES HER WHEN SHE'S DOING GOOD!!! GRRRR WOOF WOOF, I AM FERAL!
...and we haven't entered the shower thingy part yet 😫💖
...THE SEXUAL TENSION IN THIS SCENE ABOVE! ALARM!!! ALARMM!👨🏻🚒🔥🤧💖
Don't you dare to come at me with hand size comparisation 😫 I AM A WHORE FOR THAT WITH MY SMALL BUT BREITE PATSCHEHÄNDCHEN
This Scene here is sending me 😂😂:
" You blame Yoongi. He is the reason why you are in your current position. And why you are having such thoughts. If he had never booked that stupid honeymoon, you wouldn't be thinking about how "Taehyung opens your hip flexors". You wouldn’t concentrate on his warm skin and how his pants sit on his legs. You wouldn’t stare at Taehyungs lower stomach just to stop your eyes from travelling a few inches down. It's his fault. "
Yes. I 100% confirm it's Yoongi's fault that you're all horny for that man all out of the sudden 😏😏😏
...why is it such a dangerous mixture when shy! Taehyung becomes a naughty boy and tease the living shit outof the Reader?!
...he knows all to well how his behaviour effected the reader... na panties would be sticky...
I feel the reader on a different Level by this paragraph:
"Disappointing. As much as you hate to admit it, it is very disappointing that the teasing has already come to an end. Oh, how you hate your body for craving more. This is Yoga, what are you doing? You need to control yourself."
....WHY AM I SO MASOCHISTIC AND CRAVE MORE TEASING BY THE HANDSOME BASTARD??? (Indeed!)
After they finished their yoga session and the reader says that Taehyung please warn her before doing weird positions and bebi boy was all happy and exited about it... gosh they're waaaay too sweet and adorable for each other 🤧💖
....it makes me feral, furious and mad how they're rolling around in the grass and looking longingly at each others lips but doesn't dare to make the final move to kiss...
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.
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INSTEAD THEY HAVE NERVOUS SMALL TALK ONCE AGAIN😭😡🤬🤧
Sibi... jetzt mal ehrlich... Du machst much echt fertig in diesem Leben!😭🤧💖
The next day, where both of them are still busy with work and the Reader literally craves to be close to Taehyung... you both are so whipped for each other, it's driving me fucking nuts 😤🤧
the Scene where Taehyung is busy with the Video Meeting and is just halfway dressed gives me such Quarantine/Homeoffice vibes... it's hilarious! 😂😂😂
...when Tae didn't understood her acustically... Tae... are you deaf?😫😂💕
DON'T YOU DARE TO COME AT ME WITH "HIS WIFE" YOU SLUT 😤😤😭
...the Moment Tete tells her about his work and is all passionately Gosh... He's so cute!!
...when she comes out in the bikini and he can't help himself and checks his wifey out... ngnhngkzk ES IST EIN FUCKING GEDICHT GURL
...the water bottle thing... tz tz tz... of course she forgot her water bottle in the bungalow who's suddenly abandoned and Tae is listening loudly to R&B music... of course....
Gosh I love that damn Scene so much because of the cutting-thick sexual tension that's in there 😫🤧😭
...maybe that's my exhibitionism/voyeurism kink kicking in butI love those "getting caught while mastubating sceneries" are making me furious😫😫🤤🤤
" "Tae?" you gasp and hurry to the curtains. Did something happen to him? Perhaps he fell and now is unable to answer you from all the pain he is in."
Of course... of fucking course he's in terrible "pain"... SIBI YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF😤😭💕
I am still in the desperate need to know what Tae is picturing while he is taking care of himself in the shower 🤤🤤🤤
...this here... this one right here... it's sending me down a spiral:
"God baby, your touch is incredible. You do it so much better than I ever c-could.”
You have no Idea what you just did to my damn lower abdomen you damn whore 😭🤧💖
BroI would faint to if my hubby, who just recently starts crushing on me, would moan my damn name while he is cumming 😭💕🤤
Then this paragraph here:
" "No, chill", you growl at your own body, "I will not masturbate to Kim Taehyung", you hiss, hating your tongue for stumbling over the words."
...jokes on you my dear reader... I can tell you that much... you will 🤪🤪💖💖
The way how the reader desperately tries to stay calm and collected and not to have the next mental breakdown right away... same bitch same... especially when your bikini bottoms are all soaked~
....and how she's eyeing her husband up and down and getting almost a stroke... collect your eyes my dear reader~
The moment Taehyung asked the Reader if she's okay with putting sun screen down onto her back... we all knew that both of them are falling down a rabbit hole...
thebikinitopopeningthebikinitopopening!!!
Mama Maria of Sweet Baby Jesus, THE THUNDER THIGH THICK SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN BOTH OF THEM IS RUINING ME AND HOW MUCH THEY'RE HORNY FOR EACH OTHER, MAMMA MIA!
"Your skin needs to be protected. Protection is Key." JA BRO DU MICH AUCH, KÖNNTET AUCH EINFACH ZUGEBEN DASS IHR DIE MASSAGE SESSION SEHR GERNE HABT~
How they begin some kind of smalltalk all desperately just to survive the sexual tension between each other... ngjgng, just fucking make out with each other!
....is Taehyung trying to cover a terribly prominent boner up with this here: " "Weird?” you turn your head but Taehyung quickly turns it to the front again, as if he wanted to hide something from you."
This shit is driving me fucking mad girl!
Yes. He is sporting a fucking boner again and I wanna suck the boner away!
You're making me fucking feral bitch... DO NOT DESCRIBE HOW SHE IMAGINE A SEXY SESSION WITH TAEHYUNG WHILE SHE'S MASTUBATING! IT'S DRIVING ME MAAAAD HURE
Last but not least... the ending Scene of the chapter is so cute... LIKE TAEHYUNG WANTS HER TO TELL HIM HOW MANY STARS SHE COUNT AND SHE DIIIIID FOR HIM!
JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE SO ADORABLE TOGETHER!! 😭🤧
So... I know, it took me a long, long time to write this review and I hope you like it 👉🏻👈🏻💕
As always, I enjoy Ihyily so, so, so incredibly much even though it takes me very long to read it. I'll keep trying my best and See you hopefully soon by the next review 🤪💕
This chapter was so hot and sexy, it's still making me mad how horny they are for each other without doing anything against it! 😫😡😡🤬🤬💕💕
Warnings: so many feels, they are both a little shy
Wordcount: 10.8k
a/n: I have officially fallen and I can’t get up
You peel your eyes open. There is a pillow in your arms. It is Taehyungs pillow. But the owner is nowhere to be seen in your bed. You sit up, eyes half-lidded as you inspect the room. It is abandoned.
The sheets of Taehyungs side are cold as you touch them. Not that he spent a lot of time on his side of the bed this night. You wrap your arms around your body. It was kind of nice to be held like this.
“No, do not fall for him”, you say out loud, giving your own cheek a little slap.
Those past few nights were merely because you both needed some comfort. Yes, this must be it. A mere attempt to not waste too much time on trying to comfort the other.
First you with the thunderstorm. He held you so you would stop wiggling and he could fall asleep again. Yes this must have been it. But then. You touch your forehead. Why did he kiss you?
And why does your theory not apply to your own reasons? If they were true that would mean that you held him merely to fall asleep sooner. But that wasn’t it. You wanted to comfort him.
Did he want to comfort you too?
“No! Oh my god, get yourself together ___”, you groan, flicking your forehead.
You mustn’t think about this. It never happened. You should stop making up weird scenarios in your head. You need to leave this bed. It’s giving you weird thoughts.
Taehyung isn’t in the kitchen either, but his notebook is missing and so are his sunglasses. Did he leave to eat breakfast? Maybe you could join him, after all you are terribly famished.
Heyo Sibi, here we go agaaain 🙈💕 As you can see, it seems like Tuesday is gonna be my day for written reviews and Wednesdays for my Audio Book Reviews for the next chapter 🙈👉🏻👈🏻 I simply can't help it, it just seems this has to be my routine time for weekly reviews😅🙈💖
Your answers to my last week Audio Book showed me that I literally squeaked the whole fricking time while reading the chapter because it was so goddamn adorable 🤧😭💖 God it was so sweet and heartwarming to read how the slowly grow fond of each other and it was amazing to see them act together in a different light... THEY JUST SEEMED LIKE IF THEY'RE TEENAGERS ON THEIR FIRST EVER DATE AND TRY TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER 😭😭🤧🤧💖💖💖 (I already know, I will scream so fucking much about shy! and blushy! Tete in this review... but you deserve it! 🤧)
As always, I don't know if I will remember every detail that I loved so much in this chapter and if I can point out but I'll try my best to do that!! 🙈💖😘
First of all, how the reader woke up and tried to convince herself that the "cuddling/holding & sleeping together" was just a method to "comfort the other person and to keep them quiet so they can sleep in peace"
Yes of course she didn't enjoyed it! What a weirdo would I be to just think that! 😏😏😏😏😏
I just can't, the way she desperately tries to deny to herself that she enjoyed it more than she thought she would ever do 😂😂😂😭
Seriously, then I would like to ask you auf you're so determined to war breakfast together with Taehyung 😂😂😂 (this whole chapter gives me lowkey idiots to lovers vibes and I fucking live for it!!)
Omg how she follows him around like a puppy in the breakfast room and don't know how to come up with her wish to have Breakfast with him together
The way Tete doesn't make any teasing or mocking Comments about her following him around and "overstepping his set boundaries" instead of asking her if she's interested to eat breakfast with him outside in his newfound secret spot... GOSH THAT MAKES ME SO SOOOFT OMFG 😭🤧💕
When the reader promises to not take his favourite spot from him after they ate and go seperate ways again AND TAEHYUNG SAYS HE WOULDN'T MIND TO EAT BREAKFAST OR IN GENERAL ALL MEALS TOGETHER WITH HERRRR- 😍😭💕 Gosh, Taehyung in this chapter needs to get protected!
When they finally start talking casually with each other (without mocking or stupid comments) and are serious, honest and respectful... good God, I would hug both of them and tell them they're doing great! 🤧😭💖
The apologizing and the talks about their fears... THEY'RE IS SO GODDAMN FUCKING MUCH PROGRESS IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP I WILL FUCKING YELL AT YOU WHORE 😭💖
Don't you dare to come at me with lil cutie and attentive Tete making her coffee, I will throw things to protect my cute bean! 😤
WHY IS BEBY MAKING HIMSELF SMALLER ON HIS CHAIR AGAIN, NOOOO TETE, EVERYTHING IS FINE!!! WE ADORE AND LOVE YOUR EFFORT SWERTHEART!!!😫😫💖💖 (I wasn't ready for such a lil bean Tete, he needs to get protected at all costs!)
This chapter just showed me how soft and sensitive Taehyung is when he slowly let his guards down and I am.on my knees for this man to praise him 🤧😭
ALSO THIS SCENE HERE:
NGJGNGNHKGKHKTJ DID I TOLD YOU TO PROTECT TAEHYUNGGGG?
I love how gentle and respectfully the reader asks about his issues/his triggers and make sure to not touch his back again without his consent... I love the Reader for that!
This Scene or in general this whole chapter was very "cleansing"(?) bc they talked about so many things and put some major issues back into right place and talked them out. 😍😍💖
Your know, I have some struggles with Angst and even in stories with fictional relationships I can't deal well with relationship drama, so it was amazing for me to read about them trying to fix those things and Show each other respect, attentiveness and understanding.
The moment when it turns out they will gonna make a daily adventure trip to the explore the Island a little more... TOGETHER!!!! AHHHHHH I LOVE THAT SO MUCH THAT THEYRE WILLING TO SPEND EVEN MORE TIME WITH EACH OTHER! 🤧💖
As you can see, your bitch was hyped af!
...I simply love all those details you added generally in all your chapters but especially here, how attentive Taehyung is... like, he literally asks her if she wants to drive the jeep bc at home in Korea she isn't allowed to drive so he wants to give her at least the opportunity to do it... I love that so much about Taehyung and your stories! 🤗💖
ALSO, THE SCENE WHEN THEY FOUND A SPOT WHERE THEY WPULD LIKE TO HAVE THEIR OWN SECRET... Strandbucht (as you can see, my english just ran out of battery once again 😂)
The Scene where Tete got stuck in the twigs with his fluffy hair just left me dying in cooed squeaks😭💕 HOW DARE YOU TO TYPE SOMETHING THAT CUTE OUT???? EXPLAIN THAT TO MEEEEEEE 🤧🤧🤧 I CAN HANDLE THIS MUCH AND YOU JUST THROW EVEN MORE FLUFF ONTO MEEEEE
THIS CUTE SCENERY AND THEN YOU STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO THROW PUPPY EYED TETE AT ME?! ARE YOU INSANE WHOOOORE????🤧💕
...idk it's a really fucking cute Scene but helpless Tete with big puppy eyes makes my stomach twists...
...I think you just really hyped me up for sweet subby Tete in all your other stories and I simply can't resist this man and his possible subby potential anymore
Anyway, let's move on with this teeth rotting cute scene🤧💕 Gosh I love it so much!
You're really out here trying to kill me, hm?! Like wtf what the hell is this here?! I can already seeing in on my grave stone:
"R.I.P Tipsy, who died from a heart attack. Cause of death: Sugary sweet fluffy Scene written by Sibi *insert last name*"
Yes, you murdered me with pure cuteness😤💕
Like wtf, Tete's heart is racing af and the Reader enjoys Tete's fluffy hair AND THEN TETE IS ALL SHY AND BLUSHING???? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE, YOU KNOW HOW WEAK I AM FOR THIS SHITTTT!
I am so fucking done with you Sibi! 😭💕
Omg omg and when Tete tells her that he packed some Card Games, like already brought them from Korea all the way to the vacation-
TAEHYYYYUNG YOU MAKE ME WEAK, YOU SOFT LIL SWEET BEEEANNNN!!!!
The moment it turns out he unfortunately forgot Cards against Humanity and is afraid the Reader wouldn't be hyped anymore and wouldn't like to play with him anymore-
BEBY NOOOOO WE CAN STILL PLAY UNOOOOOO😭😭😭💖💖💖
(said by the person who normally hate nothing more than card games xDDD)
Honestly it always broke my heart to read this here, that my poor Baby is afraid that he offended her by the littlest things... my God, I wanna hug him so badly 😭💕
Also, I really liked their talk about their childhood and their parents and I already knew (at least a little bit) how bad Y/N's parents were to Yoongi and her, so I was really happy to hear that at least Taehyung's mom seems to be a great mother/tried her best to be a good mom for her three sons next to his... not so nice father
The Scene with Candy Crush killed me too... HOW FUCKING CUTE IT IS THAT TAE TEACH HER TO PLAY CANDYCRUSHHHH!!!
Question though... why do you know about all this stuff? 👀👀 Do you play candy crush, hm?~ 😏💕
When the Reader stood up and starts to undress herself for a round of swimming and Tae's eyes just go: O.O
Omg that was so damn adorable and cute!!🤧🤧💖
The Scene back in the hotel Resort and when they ate dinner together-
(I just remembered the stolen nuts scene at the beach... how speechless Taehyung was back then 😭😂😂💖... anywayyyy~)
THE DINNER SCENE WHERE THEY SPEAK ABOUT THEIR HOBBIES AND ALREADY PLAN HYPOTHETICALLY A PROJECT TOGETHER I WILL GO FUCKING CRYYYYYY OMFG 😭🤧💖💖💖
...then the Scene at the beach, where Taehyung pathetically lives out his passion and makes all those beautiful pictures of the ocean, sunset and seagulls-
...and of course of her, his wife👀👀😭💕
....WHEN SHE CLEANS HIM UP AND BRUSH ALL THE SAND FROM HIS TUMMY AWAAAAYYY 😭🤧💖 I CAN'T HANDLE THIS CUTENESS!!
They're lowkey so whipped for each other and you can't tell me otherwise🤧💕
Also the talk about the Future and what about starting an "own" family... I think it's very important to talk about it "early enough" before the Partners has unspoken expectations which doesn't fits the other one at all
I am happy that Taehyung tells her so freely his wishes and worries and that she encourage him that he already made the first steps for being at better dad in future eventhough she has her own worries and opinions about pregnancy, labour and childbirth
I fucking love, love, love that Taehyung at least tries his best to understand her worries and put himself into that position and just because he has his own dream wishes for a family doesn't press her about getting babies (you know, like, you can't already say that you don't want children, maybe in a few years but just please don't say that, you're a woman, you will get into Baby fever someday etc. etc. etc. 🙄🙄🙄😑😑😑) You know that stupid mansplaining shit
God and how they sit there by the ocean and enjoy the ocean and each others company 😍🤧💖
....AND THE HANDHOLDING AT THE END, THE FUCKING HANDHOLDING AT THE END!!!!
Honestly I would've yelled at you if the chapter would have end without a handholding Scene!!😤😤😤💕
As you can see, I enjoyed the chapter thoroughly a lot!! God, it was so fucking well and so cute, I think I had a sugar shock after reading it! 😭💖💖
I am already so exited to read the 6th chapter tomorrow and yell at you for all this sexual tension in there!! Thank you again for your patience with my lazy ass, I love you... I am simply a little sloth👉🏻👈🏻💖
Warnings: thunderstorms, fighting, jealousy, misunderstandings, but also feels and finding to each other, also opening up to each other and trying to understand the other :(
Wordcount: 11.3k
a/n: I love this chapter so much omfg
“Would you mind walking a little faster?” you call over your shoulder.
Taehyung raises his head, staring at you in shock. He had been gawking at his phone before that, playing Candy Crush. He locks his phone and stores it in the inside pocket of his suit jacket.
“Excuse me?” he gasps, speeding up, “I’m not the one who insisted on getting smoothies before take-off”, he says, having reached your side.
You and him are hurrying down the halls of the airport, carrying a big cup of smoothie each and trying your hardest not to bump into people. You were running terribly late. Mister Choi had called you three times already, informing you that your plane must take off soon or else you would have to wait three hours for a free spot in the schedule of the airport.
You know that it was your fault that you were late. Taehyung said so already. You insisted on getting smoothies before take-off and the men, who prepared them, moved in the literal speed of a snail.
“In my defence. Who the hell cuts up bananas? You can easily rip them apart”, you mumble, swerving past a couple.
You bump shoulders with Taehyung on accident, he stumbles, finding support on your arm at the last moment. His grip is tight, of course it is, he needed it to stop himself from falling.
“Jesus christ, you’re a terrible runner”, he grumbles.
“I am wearing heels!” you defend yourself, pulling Taehyung with you so he wouldn’t bump into an elderly woman, “considering that I am, I would say that my running is amazing.”
“Fine, that’s impressive”, he says, pulling you to the side with him so you wouldn’t bump into a little boy, “you know what? That’s stupid”, he adds and reaches for your hand.
You almost stumbled over your feet as your eyes landed on your interlocked fingers.
“What are you doing?” you gasp.
“All that pushing and pulling annoys me. We’re quicker this way”, he explains, “come now, I can already see the gate.”
Okay, okay, okay, here we go again Sibi 🤧💖 Time is running and why the hell it's already Tuesday again and why I am writing this review just now and not earlier?? Why I am like this and why I am doing this to myself?! 😫🤧 I am sorry, Baby why the fuck does it takes me always so damn long... anyway, now I am here and I am trying my best to give you your regular long and detailed review like always 🙈💖 I'll try tomorrow to read the fifth chapter, so I am "technically" up to date😂😂😏 Love you Baby😍
I hope I can write everything out that I want to, I am scared that I forget to point something out 😫💖 Nevermind... Tipsy, you should finally start writing! 😂🤦🏻♀️
The beginning scene at the airport... simply why??? I know, we already talked about it, but why did the Reader chose to wear heels at the airport... I mean she isn't on a business flight, she's on her way to her (forced) honeymoon...
....and they're both already late af and Mr. Choi already called them 3 times, why the fuck did they want a slushie so baaad????
...when I read this, my second hand embarrassment was so fucking bad, I felt so bad for the reader and Mr. Choi, omfg 🤧 Honestly I wouldn't survive this...
...Taehyung protecting his middle aged moms and himself from bad comments about Candy Crush, I can't... how he's childishly pouting the whole flight and playing Candy Crush I can't 😂😂💖
the way you describe the Hotel Resort and their Bungalow, I can imagine it so well and I love it so much! The Bathroom and shower... a fucking dream 🤧💖
...also... this conversation:
Guys... I don't know if you knew this already but you're on your honeymoon trip that your family insisted... like... you're on your babymakation... actually... you're supposed to be fucking to give your asshole family some lil babies... in conclusion...
YOU GUYS WILL NOT GET A SEPERATED BED???😂😂😂😂
I know, I know the hope dies at the very end... but you guys could've guessed it
When Taehyung starts his next point with this here:
Don't make me gasps like that ever again, my eyes went just like O.O What's he proposing to her now??? O.o
...of course... to prevent fights they want to do things separate as often as possible, it's understandable but why does it frustrates me so damn much? 🤧💖 I know, I know they still need to build trust to each other etc... ARRRGHHH I AM DYING HEREEEEE 🤧
When the Reader takes the walk at the beach and has her phone call with horndog Jungkook, who's still sleeping bc of different time zones but still want to use the opportunity to a good morning jerk off when the Reader is on the phone with him anyway 😂😂😂😂 Jesus Christ, you're so horny Jungkook!
Also, this one here:
Bitch, you just can't combine Jungkook trying to dirty talk and in the same paragraph you're calling your bitch out who triggered your pet peeve nonstop before telling me... JUNGKOOK AND I ARE SIMPLY LOUD YAWNER! LET US HAVE OUR MOMENT!!!😤💖😂😂
When she promised him to call him back whenever Taehyung isn't around and she has time... that sounded so "innocent" and not important until it turns out Taehyung saw her calling someone
...and yes, it was Jungkook, her hook-up, her affair, her secret lover and not Jiwoo
I think you can still remember how fucking angry I was at the Reader when she lied to Taehyung and denied to still have the hook-up with Jungkook, especially when she hates cheaters so fucking much...
...I knowwwwww, the character developement but her double standards made me furious!
(maybe I shouldn't forget that Tae made out with a stranger in the club as well... so both aren't the greatest... eventhough Tae is the victim for me in this scenery... I know, I have my double standards too!😂🤧💕)
...but then it also broke my heart to see how she turned Jungkook down, I am so sad for him too🤧😤💕
Why do you have to make it so complicated yet understandable out of everyone's perspective, I simply want an asshole and a poor innocent victiiiimmmm
...I am mad at the characters but at the same time I know I have no right to blame them bc everything is fucked up misery. 🤧💕
...not to forget how Taehyung apologized to her to "blame her" to still has the affair with her hook-up... Taetae, you're not wrong... the whole situation is simply complicated...
when the first week is over and they join together outside with their cocktails and start a small talk conversation which goes down the hill real fast...
...like the deep talk and how the reader explains how sie got threaten by her parents to marry Taehyung or she has to marry a middle aged bastard... how they used threats, verbal and physical abuse... I was truly speechless.
Sibi, can I... can I have a "talk" (with some weapons) with their parents and giving them a lecture of their own medicine???? The rage in me is fucking boiling! 🤬🔥☄⚡ I will fucking throw burning rocks at them!
But I love Taehyung so much for understanding and promising her that he wouldn't take advantage of her and wouldn't lay a hand onto her without her consent... I know that should be the bare minimum in general but through those circumstance it's important to verbalize it! 💖
Then the scene in the middle of the night with the thunderstorm and the reader is scared to death...
CAN I YELL AT YOU HOW SWEET TAETAE IS TO HER TO SAY "COME HERE" WITHOUT MOCKING OR MAKING FUN OF HER, JUST OPEN HIS ARMS AND THE BLANKET FOR HET TO LET HER SNUGGLE AGAINST HIS CHEST!!!!
....that he smells like ylang-ylang and lavender... ylang ylang smells so fucking amazing 🤧💕
....that she ends up laying on top of him and on his cheeeest, a bitch (me) is yellinggggggg!!!😫😫💖💖💖
...oh God... oh God... oh God... now it's coming... the last Scene where Tae comes out of the shower shirtless with all the bruises on his back...
I know, I know, thanks to your rambling while you still wrote at Ihyily I know lowkey what happened but still...
It literally broke my heart into thousands of pieces how Tae flinches in pure fear when the reader touched his back...
...that the Reader thinks at first that those bruises has to be 100% from another woman/hook-up and doesn't realize that it simply can't be like that... Tae wouldn't have an almost ptsd anxiety attack when they're "just from another woman" and that he maybe made a mistake as well.
...that the Reader really complains in her head about how many sexting and phone sex she possible could have if she wouldn't be "so nice" to Taehyung
....IN THAT SCENE I AM SO FUCKING SORRY FOR MY POOR TAEHYUNG BABY PUPPY, I AM SO SAAAAD HE DESERVES THE WOOORLD!!!!🤧🤧🤧💕💕💕💕
I would hug him so bad and tell him everything is gonna be fine somehow, but that would overstep his boundaries and- GOD I WANNA COMFORT MY BABY SO BAAAD TAEHYYYUNGGGGG😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖
Really, I was so happy and relieved to read at the end that the Reader realized, his reaction is too bad and too fearful to "just slept with someone else" (Cheating is fucking worse and nobody deserves that but I hope you know what I mean 😅🙈) and that she gently took him into her arms to calm him down and telling him, that she believes him😭🤧💖
Jesus Christ, that was a ride especially when I thought it's gonna be all sweet and cute and so much sexual tension all over the roof... well, nevermind, we talked about it... Die Fronten müssen geklärt sein, bevor sie sich einander näher kommen können 😤💕
Well, I already read the genre, and the warnings of the 5th chapter and honestly, it Sounds so fucking good and I am so exited when I am finally able to read it 👀💕
I truly love your writings and eventhough I am always a little late, please be proud of me how well I am doing with reading series 🙈💖👉🏻👈🏻
As someone who's normaler a pretty much OS-Reader 😅😂😂 But you're so right, the depth and the character developement in Series is on a whole different other Level!! 😍😍😍
Love you so much and I hope you have a great day!! 💕
Hey!! I saw your post about asking for requests 🙈💕 I wanted to ask if it's possible that you write something about Namjoon with the Smut Prompts 12 & 13? Thank you and sending much love!! ♡
thanks for requesting! here you go! :) sorry it’s a bit late, i’ve been busy lately :(
namjoon smut #12 & #15: sub idol & dry humping
warnings: sub!joon, dry humping, kissing
nothing says relaxation like a good night in with your boyfriend namjoon. it was getting late and you really didn’t want to go back home already, so namjoon invited you over to stay, and of course you couldn’t say no. you barely even see each other; you don’t get to spend time together because he’s almost always busy in the studio.
but tonight, here you were. snuggled together on the couch in namjoon’s living room watching a movie; or at least trying to. as you cuddled close, you could smell his mahogany scent, and with the feeling of being so close, it only made you want to get closer.
“baby come on, not now” he chuckles as he tries to watch the movie while you’re kissing on his neck. you continue to do so anyway, not caring about what he said. when he wouldn’t budge, you wrapped your leg around him and sat on his lap, your chest pressed against his. “what are you doing?”.
as you start to move your hips in a circle, he can’t help but look down at you, to which you quickly stopped him from doing. placing your index finger under his chin, you made him look up at you. “eyes up here, baby”. he tried to wrap his hands around your waist, but you quickly stopped him before he could do that as well. “don’t touch. just relax”, you leaned down to place a kiss on his lips, then trailed down his neck, pulling his hair back at the same time.
all this was driving your boyfriend crazy, and you could tell. but you didn’t want to stop. the sinful sounds coming from his lips, caused you to move your hips faster. creating more friction between the both of you. “fuck y/n, why do you do this to me?”
after a few minutes, he couldn’t take the non stop teasing anymore. he wanted to touch you, he wanted to feel you. just as he leaned his head back, you got off his lap.
“come on baby, let’s go upstairs and finish this” namjoon held his hand out to take you to the room.
“i don’t think so big boy, maybe next time. come on, let’s go to sleep” you teased, walking yourself upstairs to bed.
Awww!!! I am so happy that you answered my ask and I really like the drabble you wrote to my request! Thank you so much, I simply love the thought to tease the shit out of Joonie with dry humping 🙈💖
Sooooo Sibi, your local greedy hoe is sneaking around in your inbox again~ my ask... 👉🏻👈🏻 Maybe an MtL to the boys who's "the best kisser", okokok a more understandable request: Which of the boys would be the best one to reach you kissing and maybe a little bit to make out? Like teaching you how to make a tongue kiss without teeth clashing, too much saliva and like where to put your hands etc. Take your Time with it and send much love my Sweetheart!!😘❤❤
Imma go with your second request on who would be the best teacher as far as kissing is concerned lmaooa, mostly because I know that this is going to make you spiral ayee. Also the gender of the reader is non-specified!
Hello Hello my sweet little Sibi... here is a Tipsy, who's pretty much ashamed to request things but never actually writes the well deserved Review to it 😭🤧💖
Like, I was casually scrolling through your blog, re-reading the stuff I love so much, like the Anal Play Post, the Fingering Post and now, the Kissing-Teacher Post. Slowly realizing that I never actually wrote an official review EVENTHOUGH I WAS THE FUCKING PERSON WHO REQUESTED THAT! 😫🤧💖 (and I hate those peoples the most... requesting something but never giving their own feedback to you!)
(Literally me to myself when I realized that🤧👆🏻)
So I thought, better later than never and here we go! 😌💖
My individual thoughts every member, gosh I adore how you portrayed each of them! 🤧💖
My cute sweet Yoongles Baby... gosh, just to read his paragraph alone gives me comfort. I can imagine it so well how sweet and patient he would be, sweet gummy smiles to encourage his partner and if he would lead my hand to cup his bulge... fuck, I'd soak straight through all the layers of my clothes! Stop making it so sweet yet hot!!😭🤤💕
Jiminie... he'd be so sweet and cute as well... trying to kiss my shyness away with all those pecks all over my face!!
Namjoon... how dare you to attack me like that?????? I was expecting something sweet and cute and then you make me yearn so fucking much for this man!!!! The audacity to tell me he'd have a virgin kink... oh god... then him finding my blushing hot and fucking praise me inbetween kisses... and then... AND THEN CASUALLY TELLING ME HE'D JERK OFF AFTERWARDS BC HE COULDN'T HANDLE MY HELPLESS VIRGIN BEING, I WILL FUCKING YELL AT YOUUUU😫😫😫🤧🤧🤤🤤
Eventhough I love every single kissing style of the previous boys, so attentive, gentle and soft... Hoseok and how you describe him has something very exiting for me... especially the scenery you chose for him, I can imagine that so well and Hobi is such a sweet boy... honestly I would let him pull me out of the shy shell with his teasing kisses until I grow more self confident... God, I love that fantasy so much🤤💕
I think Tae's way would be very exiting and funny too, but I think this overexited man would overwhelm me at first a little until I would give myself a push just to let go, to stop overthinking everything and just let me lead by this man's actions🙈💕
Jungkook... Jesus Christ, my sweet little Jungkookie is giving me almost vibes, as if I'd teach him how to kiss🤧💖 But I think after a little talk we would have a good time of exchanging new experiences! 😍🤤
Oh my god, Seokjin would make me shy at first with his reaction but maybe he would show me in this was that I just overthink way too much and would encourage me that there is actually nothing that I could make wrong, that I just simply follow my urges and instincts... I bet kissing him would be also a great experiences... especially with those lips🙈😍💖
I hope this little longer review made up for me forgetting over a half year to make a fucking review🤧💖 Love you lots and Thank you so much for writing this for me, Baby!! 🤗
Summary: Yoongi and you have become close as partners and friends in the Omega sector’s dark, criminal underworld. Close enough that you can see something is off about him, but he is quick to brush you off. The further you dig into it, the closer he is to snapping and succumbing to his baser natures.
Pairing: f. Reader x Yoongi
Genre: NSFW, smut, sci-fi
Warnings: language, violence, blood, minor character death (nameless thugs/bodyguard/drug dealer), assassination, guns, tentacles, tentacle bondage, tentacle violence (towards nameless thug), paralyzing toxin, over protectiveness, jealousy, very minor gore, drugs, kissing, NSFW, smut, clothes ripping, suction over skin and erogenous body parts, vaginal penetration, vaginal sex, anal penetration, mouth penetration, teasing, begging, dirty talk, alien heat, multiple orgasms, sub!reader, dom!Yoongi,
Word Count: 6,226
A/N: This is a super late birthday present for @chelsea-chee. Thanks for being so awesome and I hope you enjoy this. From one tentacle lover to another, I present to you this filth. Thanks @yoongsgguktae and @tipsydipsydo for letting me scream to them about this as I was writing it and helping me out on some things, love yall! And thanks Ava for helping me come up with the title and summary too!
As I promised you, you'll get a well deserved review for your amazing fic!
Until now, never really read your fics with some "Gangster action" and it was new to me! Quickly I realized how well you've written this fight Scene and even though it wasn't much Gore, you made me gulp several times!
Which is meant in a positive way, in my opinion you can write those sceneries as good as your smut scenes! (And just to remind you... your smut is amazing and gives me often real Problems 😉😏)
Also, I love love love the trope you chose, you know what a big sucker I am for partners in crime & bff2lovers AUs... gosh, the scenery where she asks Yoongi wtfh is wrong with him These days and he ends up all needy and desperate crying out for her... Idk but this always get me going way too quickly...
There we go... the smut... fucking delicious!🤤💕 You know, usually I am more of the werewolf/hybrid! AU Type and before I knew you, Tentacles didn't affected me a lot... but now... after our several talks and now this fic... I fell deep down into the rabbit hole and omfg all these amazing details you put in there...
The suction cups with which Yoongi can taste her... his teasing, telling her that she's still not wet enough for her... the tentacles spreading her folds apart (you know, my pussy exhibitionism kink), the anal play and penetration... the double/trible penetration and Yoongi's degradation... his talk about exhibitionism in the Club and Seokjin watching them and jerking off...
JESUS CHRIST AND HOLY MOTHER MARY... I AM SO HOOKED AND SUCH A SUCKER FOR TENTACLES NOWWWWWW... WTF DID YOU JUST DONE TO MEEE? 😫😭
As always, you just wrote an amazing and hot fanfic and I am so exited and curious about your future work!! 😍😍❤ Love you lots, your Tipsy!! 😊💖
Warnings: more sexual tension, drunk confessions, confusing feelings, a kiss, sexism in the workplace, do they secretly like each other? who knows
Wordcount: 11.9k
a/n: I will literally yell 😩
The energy in your office changed. You can feel it the moment you enter it and nobody turns to look.
“Good morning everyone!” you greet them loudly in case they hadn’t heard you come in.
“Mornin’ boss!” one of your newest recruits greets you, wearing a sly smirk.
Well that was one informal greeting. You will ignore it for now, he is new here after all. You will just have to have a talk with him about basic respect later.
A few others of your employees greet you on your way past them, wearing a suspicious curiosity in their eyes. What is going on here? Did you forget to change out of your pyjamas today? You look down at your body. No you didn’t. So why is everyone staring at you like that?
“Ma'am?” your personal assistant says, standing up from his seat, “good morning. Here are the reports you asked me for. Shall I get you a cup of coffee?"
"Oh that would be lovely. Thank you”, you say, meaning both the offer for coffee and him handing you the reports.
He comes into your office ten minutes later, carrying a tray of biscuits and coffee.
“There you go ma'am your coffee and biscuits”, he says, putting it down on your desk.
“Thank you”, you say absentmindedly, already reading through the first of many reports.
Your assistant just stands there, staring at you with big eyes and fumbling with his tie.
“What is it?” you ask, averting your eyes to him.
“Did you perhaps read the article yet? It’s awful isn’t it?” he says, rolling his thumbs shyly.
“Article?"
He points to the plastic wrapped magazine next to your desktop. It is the magazine you and Taehyung had to interview for. It is their newest edition and would you look at that. On the cover you and Taehyung are staring back at you, looking like happily-ever-after personified.
"Oh? I didn’t even know that it was out already”, you say, reaching for the magazine and taking off the plastic wrap, “you say the article is awful? How is that?"
"Well, uhm”, Hoseok scratches the side of his neck, “I think it is a little disrespectful. Me and the ladies have been talking about it for the entire morning. I’m sorry ma'am you don’t deserve this”, he says, bowing ninety degrees.
“Now you are making me scared to read it”, you say, letting your eyes race over his features.
“Uhm”, he averts his gaze, “at least we think it is disrespectful. I’m sorry if you don’t think this way and I offended you”, he mumbles.
“No, no don’t apologize. I will have a read through it and then I will update you on my opinion", you assure him.
“Yes ma'am!”
He leaves the room afterwards, keeping his head lowered.
As you can see (and we talked about it), I am trying desperately to keep up with your posts and being up to date with your schedule when the 5th chapter comes out... I WANT TO BE THAT AT LEAST ONE TIME IN THIS AMAZING SERIES! 😤💕
So, after writing this review I'll move on to reading the 4th chapter and make you your personalized Audio Book! That's the Plan for today my dear bitch! But I can't promise you that the written review before tomorrow will be finished but I'll try my best, Beby! 🤧💕
Anyway, Butter bei die Fische (engl: Butter by the fish)... I love this northern german idiom because it means:
...exactly, I should not hold anything back and that means I will yell at you again Sibi! 😤💖 Love you Baby and now we will start with the review!
The god forsaken Business Magazine Interview, that turns out to be the biggest shit on earth
You already know how much I swoon for Assistant Hoseok and that he tries his best to comfort the reader even before she read the goddamn article... I LOVE HOBI SO FUCKING MUCH, HE'S ONE OF THE BEST MAN AND HE'S SO ATTENTIVE AND LOVELY!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!
Hobi is truly my comfort character in that story🤧💕 Whenever something is going to turn out miserable, if Hobi is there... it won't be that bad, for sure!!
I love Hobi, he's like the Sanity in this goddamn wild misery🤧💕
...now to the statements the fucking magazine made.
Mr. Kim's wife.
I misread right? I am too stupid to fucking read, right?
...just saying... I was mad when I read this.
THE AUDACITY TO NOT WRITE HER FULL NAME AT LEAST FOR ONCE OUT!
.. also... wasn't the interviewer a woman? And isn't it like that often that the interviewer is also the Person who will write that article?
Like... did just a woman belittled her like that and make it seem like she's nothing else like Kim Taehyung's little pretty housewife?! WHAT KIND OF INTERNALIZED MYSOGINY IS THAT?!?!
...little piece of shit this interviewer...
...also, not me swooning over Hobi again...no:
...HE IS THE ASSISTANT YOU NEED IN SUCH A FUCKED UP MISERY, I LOVE HIM! 😭🤧💕
...now to the next Disaster of the day
...of fucking course the whole floor read the article too and men being the assholes they are, of course using this as an opportunity to making her life hell and being disrespectful 🙄🤬🤬
...the fucking Comments made me so fucking mad!!! Men don't have anything except their fucking audacity!
...the "fucking comment" was the Cherry on top.
I don't know, I wouldn't have the patience ans calmness the reader has... I would yell at them and give them a serious lecture! Oh wait... they wouldn't take me serious and laugh it off, saying "that's why women can't be in leading positions, they're way to sensitive and overdramatic bla bla bla"
....I am this close to shove a fucking meeting room chair into their ass and mouth 🤬
The poor two other women in the meeting room... defintely on their side but to terrified to stand up for her...
I WANNA PUNCH PARK JONGIN SO FUCKING BAD RIGHT INTO HIS UGLY FACE AND YEET HIM OUT OF THE NEXT WINDOW
The Taehyung Scene at home... at first nagging and mocking at her but then realizing what a shitty das she had and is actually seriously sorry for her... and trying to comfort her and even mock at her when she denies his offer of helping him... TAEHYUNG CAN BE NICE 😤💖 THEY'RE DOING BABY STEPS BUT SLOWLY... SLOWLY WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE AND I LIKE THAT!
...the Scene where it's 4 a.m. in the morning and the reader is still in her Office, trying desperately to get through all her papers 'til 6 a.m. bc if the one afternoon off she took bc of the article and the disastrous meeting she had... I AM SO SORRY FOR HER😫💕
...the moment I realized that Hobi had to work up to 12 pm... I am so sorry as well my dude... as you said, this is Hobi at home
desperately trying to get his shit together
...when Jimin called the reader through Tae's phone to pick her almost blacked out and fucked up husband up
admit it, Reader, you care more for Taehyungie than you're willing to show, Hmmmm?~😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
drunk and clingy Tae is so fucking adorable...
ALL THE PUPPY EYES HE THROWS ONTO HER AND HOW HAPPY HE IS TO SEE HER EVENTHOUGH SHE'S TIRED AND LOWKEY MAD AT HIM AND HERSELF 😫😭💕 MY POOR HEART, DRUNK TAE ALL WHIPPED ABOUT THE READER NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED!!!
THIS TAEHYUNG DESERVES NATURSCHUTZGEBIET! 😭💕
This is literally him when he sees the reader, no joke!
The way he's literally begging at her to be not mad anymore at him 😭💖
...his Jealousy is showing in the car ride home when he all proudly claims that he just made out with a woman in the bathroom stall... oh Tae... JUST USE YOUR MOUTH TO HAVE A CLEANING CONVERSATIOM WITH THE READER, YOU BOTH DON'T HATE EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS YOU WISH YOU'D DO, JUST ADMIT THAT YOU WANT TO GROW FOND OF EACH OTHERRRR AAAHHHHHH
...the patience the reader has with Taehyung, that she even drove him home and helped him in and undressed him- she cares more for him than she wants to admit! 😌😏😏😏😏
....also... Sibi, your audacity! To fucking write this Paragraph! This shouldn't turning me so much on but it does-
Like wtf what is that???? 😤😤😤😤 I am in need to see horny and sexually aroused, needy Taetae🤤🤤🤤😭💖
The "driving drunk Tae home and taking care of him"-Scene is seriously a wild ride... how do we went from drunk & cute puppy Tae to horny thought to... FUCKINF THIS?!
I know I know, the reader can't Deal with her worries and fondness over Taehyung BUT WHY CAN'T YOU BE GRATEFUL TO HEAR THAT TAE DOESN'T HATES YOU AND DON'T WANT TO HATE YOU ANYMORE???? 😭😭😭😭
(but okay, on a sidenote... Tae, don't kiss people when you're drunk out of nothing and they didn't gave permission to the kiss... that's not nice and that's one of the reason why the reader has all rights to be mad at you!)
...however... READER DON'T YELL AT POOR TAEPUPPY, YOU JUST KICKED HIM VERBALLYYYYY😭💕💕💕
Poor puppy doesn't deserves that😭
Okay Tipsy calm down... it gets better... slowly... but it gets better!
Like... that the stupid asshole Park Jongin gots fired out of the nowhere and Tae had absolutely nothing to do with it🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚 *insert Cardi B's Hehehe laugh*
When I read that I was in physical pain and very close to vomit because... shove that shit up your mouth you stupid straydog 🙄🤢🤮 I got goosebumps and not in the good way!
*please insert Cardi B's Hehehe laugh a second time* when the Reader came home from Work and Tae gave Mrs. Choi thoughtfully instructions about Dinner and bubble bath and bc poor Boi still don't know to act around her pretends like nothing has happened 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
TaeTae... you grow fond of each otherrrr... heheheheheheeeee
....then the Scene about the "surprise Honeymoon in Maoi" thanks to Min Yoongi😅🤦🏻♀️ THIS MAN... I WANNA FIGHT THIS MAN AND HIS ALPHA BEHAVIOUR... 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Eventhough they're on their way to find out about the next misery... these two things made me snort and cackle so much omfg 😂😂😂💖💖💖
I love your/Tae's dry humor so fucking much oh my goooodddd😭😭😭😭💖
When they interrupt Yoongi's meeting and Yoongi plays his "first born son will tell younger sister what she should do and what not"-card all out and almost makes the reader (and all real readers) cry bc nobody takes her 100% serious- my anger towards Min Yoongi... my aries coming all out, just saying. 🐏
...and then Taehyung on her side and snaps back:
...not me getting almost wet from that 🤤🤤🤤💖 THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY HOT OH MY FUCKING GOD BITCH! 😭💖
...also, when they're back in the elevator and Tae gives her a tissue...
...gosh I love him so much and the way they're slowly... in Baby steps... going fond of each other... at least doesn't hate each othet that much anymore... I FUCKING LOVE IT!
As you can see, this review got a tiny little bit out of hand 🙈👉🏻👈🏻 but I hope you like it and it makes you happy and keeps you motivated!!🙈💖💖
I love to read the Story so much and eventhough I need hours to finish the Single chapters and I need days to finish the written reviews, I always enjoy it so much and I love to to that!! I love you so much and please keep going, this story and you are 100% worth it😍😘❤❤❤
Summary: “I NEED NERD NAMJOON TRYING TO SEXT BUT TREATING IT LIKE DND” ~ Dip
Pairing: n. Reader x Namjoon
Genre: NSFW, smut, crack
Warnings: sexting, masturbation, language, sub!Namjoon, dom!Reader, both kinda switches but that is their main role, nipple play, spanking, edging, butt plugs, teasing, dirty talk, too grammatically correct to be realistic texts
Word Count: 1,154
A/N: This was requested by my friend @bangtanloverboys, I hope you like it! I liked pulling out some nerdy references and making it sexy haha.
Gosh, this fic was hilarious and I love it so much! Eventhough I don't know ANYTHING about DnD I think I got a little of the Idea of it and I can literally see it in my inner eye how Joon would do this!
...that you made his nickname Namtiddies... A GIRL WAS VERY HAPPY TO READ THAT! 🤧😍
Especially when he has a needy partner and think all seriously that it would be fun to do it...yeah... it would be funny and dorky but not really sexy... Sam, I would you had seen my face when he said the foot fetish thing 😂🙈 Gosh, why would that be 100% Joonie???
...also that you made Joon at the end slightly subby... hmmmmm a girl was in her feels 🤤💕
It was really amusing to read this oneshot and Thank you so much for sharing!!😍
➵ summary; in which namjoon’s phone rings at 3 am and he picks up still half asleep only to hear a drunk girl on the other end crying. long story short, he can’t bring himself to hang up until she has made it home safe.
First of all, thank you so much for writing and sharing this wonderful fic!
Secondly I want to tell you that I really love to read the fic and honestly, I see Joonie as a person who would absolutely do that... keeping the call up with a drunken woman who's a complete stranger to him. He's someone who would try everything possible to comfort a sad and crying person and would make sure that they get home safe.
The calm athmosphere of the story gave me a lot of comfort and I would love to read some more about those two 👉🏻👈🏻... if you know what I mean 😉😊💕
Summary: You’re trying to take care of the crazy bridal party and not let a gorgeous stranger throw himself at them to save you. Maybe, he’ll just seduce you instead.
Written for the BTS Ghosite Marathon. Prompt: Dialogue: “Do you take constructive criticism?” “I only take cash.”
Drabble: 30/30
Pairing: f. Reader x Jimin
Genre: NSFW
Warnings: Jimin is a sex worker, dom!Jimin, sub!reader, good girl kink, use of little one, pet and sweetheart, blindfolding, hands tied with a belt, teasing, kissing, alcohol consumption, takes place in a casino but there’s no gambling involved
Word Count: 1,313
A/N: Thanks @yoongsgguktae for helping me when I got stuck in parts and fangirling with me as I was writing this. Also, I’m totally not sorry for the cameo in this, I had to do it.
Finally I found time to write a sweet, little review for your amazing drabble!
First of all, I can identify myself so much with the reader, I am absolutely the mom friend. I try to be cool and let them drink alcohol but sometimes I get kinda overprotective- yeah 🙈 Especially because I am the one who stays sober for 99.9% of the time 🙈😅
Secondly... THAT YOU FUCKING CHOSE JACKSON WANG AS THE BARKEEPER/BARTENDER! YOU KNOW WHAT A WHORE I AM FOR THIS MAN 🤧😩💕
And third(ly?)... that you chose Park Jimin in his grey butter suit, with his rainbow hair slacked back, the big square sunglasses and that this man in a sexworker and wanna make her exhausting evening some more... enjoyable and pleasureable?! ...YES PLEASE, I AM IN NEED! 💳⚡💳⚡💳⚡💳⚡💳⚡ EVENTHOUGH YOU DON'T WANT MONEY, TAKE MY MONEY JIMIN!
...that he calls her good girl and little one... I am crumbling for Jimin... he can bend me over the next table and rearrange my guts😩🤧💕
...also the tying her hands up with the belt and blindfolding her with the tie... fuck me Jimin, make me feel really good!
I love this scenery and your ideas to write the quotes in this dynamic! 😍💕
All in all, I enjoyed reading your drabble a lot and please keep up with your writings, they're so amazing! 😍😘
