She/They @tired--hag - Tumblr Blog

its pretty amazing that when a cat is on you or on a table its pretty big but when a cat is on the floor its actually really small

derinthescarletpescatarian

Also how cats are pretty light until they walk on your chest and then they're the heaviest animals of all time

butch-of-the-blades

cats are generally small, unless they’re sleeping on your bed with you. then they become very large.

guitarblowjob

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

sandmandaddy69

small-puddle-oceanographer

@shiftythrifting holy shit this thing

catchymemes

fiore-firelily

hey, doesn't anyone else find it a bit odd when one of the leads in a romance story is male? like, especially when there's multiple female characters available, but the main girl settles for a man anyway and it's never even explained why. I've been wondering if there's some kind of conspiracy going on there

buggle-404

The creature

niyarest

fairycosmos

honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

hellenicgoddess

Ancient Greek Coins With Octopuses 🐙

official-cephaloposts

official cephalopod post

perfect-puppy

birdcagesandbutterflies

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck