Ask Ticket Jerry!

Ask me stuff? Idk man this kid is holding me hostage in his basement- ⚠️Heavy WIP blog⚠️

[tired-ticket-man]

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙺𝚂.

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Are asks open??

INDEED!

*𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 (𝚋𝚌 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚢𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠)

*𝙼𝚘𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖

*𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗

*Keep in mind, I am a REAL PERSON behind this account. *Basic dni list (Zoos, maps, etc) *Edit, guilt gang, (you know who you are) HARD DNI

*I apologize if I don’t do you ask, it’s either that I clean out my ask box, or have no idea what to say.

*Answers might sound ooc if it’s early or late in the day for me

*I have never played Dialtown, just DSAF, but I have literally scrubbed through his dialogue and lore so, yeah..

*Did I trans beam him? Peeeeerhaps. *FUCK YOU HE IS PANSEXUAL AND POLY TOO RAGHHH * He is divorced *I will in fact indulge in your ships now!!! I’m a lot more comfy with it now than I was :)

*He doesn’t really exist solely in the canon, he kinda just is wherever yall yeet him :P

RULES UNDER CUT 👇

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UHM. RULES.

*𝙰𝚜𝚔𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚖𝚒 𝚙𝚐, 𝚖𝚘𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚛. *𝚂𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚜 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎. Edit: CALM IT ON THE MARRIAGE ASKS. HE’S ALREADY MARRIED AND I’M GONNA GO INSANE IF I ANSWER ANOTHER ASKING TO MARRY HIM /lh <- Might seem crazy what I’m bouta say…

*Okay… Do NOT kill him. It will stress me out.

*Magic anon IS on! Go wild, folks. *I am but a wee lad figuring out his life… pls be nice *Please do not heavily vent in my ask box, I can barely handle my own issues, what makes you think I can handle yours?? /silly *I am an artist! My main blog I’m trying to convert into an art blog! *Uhm. Yeah. ——————————————————————————————————- *𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚗 blog 𝚒𝚜 @crazed4rsonist

I will likely update this, as this blog is a HUGE WIP

L. Legal disclaimer??: I do not own nor did I create any characters, events, or anything canonical to the Dialtown franchise. This is not an official account, it is a fan made one. I am not affiliated with DirectDogman in any capacity.

"𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜, 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎."

[tired-ticket-man]

oh- thank you dad..!

(what if. What if I got emotional about this chat?)

-💻

“No problem, kiddo. Glad to have you as my son.”

[tired-ticket-man]

oh- alright! Thank you again dad!!

can I uh- can I hug you-?

-💻

“Of course you can.”

[Woe! Hug upon ye!]

[tired-ticket-man]

heck yeah!!

(YAYAYAYY YIPPEE HRHRHRHRHHGHRGHH MY DAUDE :3)

thank you d- sir-!

-💻

“You can.. call me dad, y’know. It’s only fitting.”

[tired-ticket-man]

ok- yeah. I can do it.

*…BOOM!! Adoption papers!! Definitely totally 100% legal ones!!*

Do uh- do these work?

-💻

“Yeah, probably.”

[BONK. He signed them! Guess you’re his kid now :3]

[tired-ticket-man]

I mean- I might be able to get it?

I can’t guarantee it’ll exactly be legal but- maybe?

What do you think?

-💻

“I mean.. sure? I doubt my other adoptions were legal either, so.. if ya want?”

[tired-ticket-man]

…do you have adoption paperwork?

Cause- I don’t really know how to get those…

“Uh… no, not currently. Last two times I adopted someone, my kids had the paperwork. I’m.. half sure one of them grafted my soul to them, but oh well.”

“…might need to figure out how to get some.”

[tired-ticket-man]

yeah! That’s cool!!

-💻

“Okay then! I guess we should probably.. obtain like. Adoption paperwork, huh?”

[tired-ticket-man]

yeah, fair enough….

….

will you adopt me?

-💻

“I mean.. are you fine with siblings?”

[tired-ticket-man]

well I mean- I was one of the gray people. Now I have a computer for a head and a hoodie.

so I was y’know, there.

-💻

“Ohhh… yeah.. that.. that makes more sense.”

“I’d question how you did that… but Gingi exists. So.. I won’t.”

[tired-ticket-man]

well. One of the gray people- they- I-

….

y’know what don’t even worry about it. I’m glad you like him…

(IM NOT GONNA DATE MY DAD 😭😭😭)

-💻

“No, no, continue. I’m curious.”

[JERRY. JERRY YOU PIECE OF SHI-]

[tired-ticket-man]

oh- yeah! I think he’s pretty cool…

and uh. I dunno, people talk, I guess!

(ONLY PLATONIC INTERACTIONS TO RANDY FROM ME DW THIS VERSION OF HIM IS MY DAD :3)

-💻

“Yeah, he really is. I really, really like him..”

“And.. fair. Though, coulda sworn only like.. MY kid, Randy, and a bunch of gray people.. but I mean.. yeah..”

[tired-ticket-man]

(THE DOUBLE “you” IM GONNA DIE)

Oh- not really?

…I heard you had a boyfriend?

-💻<<my gay loser signature/silly

[HELP. ITS FINE LMAO]

“I-I mean.. we’re not exactly official, but.. I guess. I assume you already know it’s Randy?”

“Christ, why does THIS news travel so fast..”

[tired-ticket-man]

no. I just um. Wanted to talk you you?

(Would this be easier with a signature?)

“Oh. Okay then. Do you wanna talk about anything in particular?”

[tired-ticket-man]

h. Hi.

(I’m sure you can guess who this is lmao)

[Randy’s gone :(.]

“Oh. Hi there! You here to get into the funfair?”

[tired-ticket-man]

is this just how Jerry’s shifts are gonna go? Randy’s gonna be on his lap when I try and buy a funfair ticket??/silly

“No?? He’s not usually here, he HAS another job..”

“Y-yeah.. I still have to fight swans..”

[tired-ticket-man]

Pai, will Randal be my pai now too? >:3

“I- i mean?? Randy? Are you even okay with that??”

“I mean… i-I guess..? I don’t know if I’m ready to be a father..”

[szinzy]

O QUE?!?! I WAS MAKING A SILLY, FOR REAL I DOUBLE THE PAIS???

*starting to cry*

[tired-ticket-man]

“I-I mean, yeah..? Y-you and Worm might have two dads now..”

[Get hugged by your pai!!!]