Lex

Dumb idiot who does stuff sometimes

[whoisshe]

if i ever tell you i dont want to be doted on and spoiled and coddled, i need you to turn the other way and run because that is a skinwalker, that is a doppelganger, that is a changeling

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

I just queued this for a year

[wrymbloods]

The goddess just watches us from above... That is all. No matter how hard someone begs to be saved, she would never so much as offer her hand. And even if she did, we lack the means to reach out and grasp it.

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[goslinggf]

THIS IS MAKING ME WHEEZE

[syro-malabar-baby-deactivated20]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

it’s past midnight and im hysterically laughing and then thIS-

[luxjii]

Some of my favourite ACNH NPCs humanised

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

I just queued this for a year

[wearekindafucked-deactivated201]

REVOLT

[wearekindafucked-deactivated201]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Honestly kin

[pointnclick]

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[theultradork]

The best part is the story behind it. After Edgar Wright stormed off the project, this movie almost got canceled. It took Peyton Reed literally finishing it with his crew in a single year, and Paul Rudd contributing on the writing to get it done within the deadline. And apparently, because they had to rush production ON a reduced budget no less, the effects weren’t even close to done by the time they had to put out Trailers and TV spots, and most of what was finished, or near done, had to be used in the theatrical spots. So Rudd and Douglas here supposedly came up with this idea, on the spot, as it would at least get people talking and avoid reusing too many of the same shots.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

They accidentally hit the precise vein of our generation’s comedy

[thatspectacularpigeon]

This is one of my favorite clips of anything ever

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[noctresque]

i like to think of dimitri as a fallen star, someone who used to be the perfect prince but has fallen so far since then.

https://noctresque.carrd.co

[vivienvalentino]

— Truth is, I’ve always worried that maybe there’s something wrong with me. You know? Maybe I’m not good enough for living. But then you showed me about purpose and passion, and maybe sky-watching can be my spark. Or walking. I’m really good at walking. 

— Those really aren’t purposes, 22. That’s just regular old living.

SOUL — 2020, dir. Pete Docter

[epiphanies]

death to 2020 (dir. charlie brooker, 2020)

[catchymemes]

[westerncrib]

[tempestadd]

[jaubaius]

Penguins getting weighed.

[singsoftly]

THE LITTLE HOPS

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

Caretaker: God booooy! :)

Penguin: M̶̡̬̖͔̖͋̆o̶̫̝̩̖̟̰͚̞͋t̸̨̯̘͖̎͆͊͊̈́̽̐ͅͅh̷͚͂͠ẻ̷͇̝̳̄̐́̐̍̍̀͝r̶̢̻͔̦̹͎͖͈̀͜ ̸̻̳̦̩͎̉͂ͅg̸̛̗͓͖̠͇̩ǐ̶̧͈̣̇́̈̀̑̉̆͘v̸̢̛͍̻̜̭̇͊̌̐̏̅̂ͅe̵͙͐̕ ̸̳̭͓̱̍m̶͉͚͍̺̳̊͐̾̂̚ę̶̢̠̲̫͇̠̮̙̅̐͝ͅ ̵̲̙͚͐̒̚ͅt̵̜̣̙̜͍̀̓̿͆̈́͂̅̀͝ĥ̷̢̖̞̼̝̞͍̠̐̈́̒̊́e̸̥͒ ̶͓͓̂̎̀̑́t̵̛̯͓͚̜̪̩̺͖́̄͐̋́r̶̢̹̞͔̲̘̭̠̖̉̄͋̓͌͘͝ȩ̸̨̼̺̻̭͚̾̉͐̂̄͆̇a̵̭̼͙̼̜̋͝t̴͔̱̯̥̙͇̬̮̓͘ͅs̸̮̖̟̝͔͇̣͑̈́̃