Addicted to nuance

Reynie - they/he

[flipchild]

System of a down in 2026

"Hawk Tuey!" lol

[reishi-with-the-shorks]

wake up! on that thang

[flipchild]

i dont think you hawk. in. my. self-righteous tuahcide

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[househunting]

$1,199,000/5 br/3 ba/3,045 sq ft

Yellow Springs, OH

Built In 1957

[househunting on substack, free]

[werewolf-garfield]

I love spilling boiling oil on my feet!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!

[girlnephew]

[eloso]

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[sanitymakesposts]

All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

[sanitymakesposts]

All my haters become fellators when presented with the cock of victory

[oneheadtoanother]

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[villainessbian]

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

[dogpuppy]

[bonesbeetle]

they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.

[vee-dmsr]

[ryebreadgf]

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[kinuko]

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[plaguedocboi]

One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

[10001gecs]

imagining someone hatching clownfish in this tshirt and absolutely losing my shit