Addicted to nuance

Rainy - they/he

[werewolf-garfield]

kids these days dont even play duck duck goose anymore they play six six seven

[werewolf-garfield]

kids these days dont even play duck duck goose anymore they play six six seven

[rolameny]

riding the trolley out of omelas because i'm a little too shaken to walk rn and i just heard this weird thump from the tracks. probably nothing

[rolameny]

#they arrested the trolley driver and the guy in charge of track switching #and i hear they're both being offered some kind of plea deal if they agree to testify against the other person

awarding this the first good riff on this post award. thank you tumblr user anyagobsin. this is the first good riff anyone's had on this post.

[despazito]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this actually makes more sense to me than like anything else happening in the world currently. like it blows catastrophically to be sure but it checks out

[tagfer]

I'm so fr we need to acknowledge Overwatch was literally just a fad and it's over.

[tagfer]

oh my god

[c3rvida3]

The Beachie Boys: Wouldn't it be nice to sleep 'til Brooklyn, then we wouldn't have to wait so long...

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[garfield-comic]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[cognitohazardous]

my idea for a shower butler. he lives in your shower and cleans the bathroom, restocks the soap, washes your back, and serves you shower beers. you can talk to him about your day and ask for advice. his suit is completely waterproof.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[werewolf-garfield]

Genuinely shocking and probably a bad sign that i can stand next to him while he takes a few hits off his morning weed pen and even that doesn't make me less attracted to him. Im so fuckin down bad im gonna explode